You wake up to the chirping of birds and the lush sunshine creeping in from the open ceiling. You look over to check the time.
"My gosh," you exclaim, " it's almost 2 o' clock."
[[Continue|Realization]]
As you get up out of your bed, you remember that today is the day of your wedding, your jungle-themed wedding.
[[Continue->Tie Color]]Your best friend Johnny suddenly barges into the room.
"Yo hurry up man, your clock's wrong, its 2 PM. We need to start getting ready. Pick a tie color," says Johnny.
[[Red Tie->red]]
[[Blue Tie->blue]]
[[Black Tie->black]]
[[White Tie->white]]
You put on the red tie.
"Red on you looks weird on you, but I guess it will do," says Johnny.
[[Continue->next]]You put on the blue tie.
"Damn, looking hot," says Johnny.
[[Continue->next]]You put on the black tie.
"Looks nice on you," says Johnny.
[[Continue->next]]You put on the white tie.
"Looking great dude," says Johnny.
[[Continue->next]]You follow with your pants and tux. Within a matter of minutes, everything is on.
You tell Johnny you are finished.
"Ok. Let's head to the ceremony grounds. Times a wasting," says Johnny.
[[Follow Johnny]]As you wait in the net for your impending, fear starts to creep in. You begin to try and escape, first by ripping at the net, then by biting it. Nothing works. The net is simply too strong.
Then from out of the trees, you hear rustling. This quickly shuts you up.
Out from the trees, 4 men dressed in brown robes appear, equipped with hunting spears.
[[Yell out to the men for help->yell out]]
[[Keep quiet and hope they don't see you]]
The men look up at you and smile.
You notice that they are not responding to your cries for help. One of them even begins to drool.
Then it hits you. They aren't here to help, they were the ones who set the trap.
[[The men begin to cut you down from the tree->cut down]]You fall down to the jungle floor with a loud thud.
[[Get up and run->run]]
[[Try and disarm one of them and fight back->disarm]]
[[Wait and hope for the best->do nothing]]
You wake up tied onto a giant stick. The men are carrying you somewhere, but you don't know where.
One of them notices that you are awake. He takes the hilt of his spear and [[knocks you out again->food]].
The men look up and being to [[cut you down from the tree->cut down]].You get up and try to run, only to be met with a spear to your back. You look down and see the bloody spear that was just impaled through you. You laugh and fall to the floor.
<span style="color: red;">''YOU ARE DEAD''</span>One of the men hits you with the back end of the spear.
[[You fall unconscious->tied up]]When the men are not paying attention, you quickly make your move. You successfully disarm one man and knock him to the floor. The other three notice you.
[[Run away->run with spear]]
[[Impale the man on the floor->wrong choice]]You decide it's best to try and run away from the men instead of trying to fight. As you begin running, the men begin to chase you. You duck and jump over logs and and branches, doing everything in your power to try and get away. Eventually the men give up. As you look back to check, they are no where in sight.
You hunch down to take a breath. Suddenly, you spot a shadow looming over you. You look up to see a big, burly man. This was no ordinary man however. His face was disfigured, and he was completely naked. With a swift movement, the man takes his arm and thrusts it into your chest, ripping your heart out.
He holds it, still beating in his hand.
"Oh sh-," you say as you fall to the ground.
<span style="color: red;">''YOU ARE DEAD''</span>
You thrust the spear into the chest of the man. He doesn't flinch. He looks up at you, confused at first. Then gets up, pulls the spear out of his chest and puts on a nasty grin.
You back away slowly, shocked at what you just saw. You just stabbed him, he should be dead.
[[From behind you, one of the other men hits you and knocks you out->back to camp]]You wake up to darkness. You hands are bound with some large rope. You seem to be on the move. They seem to be taking you somewhere, somewhere you assume to be their base of operations.
[[Continue->Base]]After what you assume to be approximately 30 minutes, the men take off your blindfold. You find yourself in a small hut with 3 men. One is clearly larger than the other two. The larger one pulls out a knife from his back pocket, glares at you, and smiles.
[[Continue->Torture sequence]] The larger man takes his knife and carves into your chest. You scream out in agony. The two smaller men seem to enjoy your pain, giggling and laughing in the corner. The larger man mutters to them, and they quickly silence themselves.
[[Spit on the larger man->spit]]
[[Beg the smaller men for help->beg]]
[[Offer your money->bargain]]You spit on the large man. He wipes it off his face. Now, he seems a bit more ticked off. He mutters something to a little man. The little man walks up and hold your arm out. The large man goes outside the hut and returns with a machete. You suddenly realize what is going to happen. As this realization hits your mind, the large man makes one swift movement, and slices your left arm off clean.
You scream out in pain.
The larger man puts a finger to his mouth and signals for you to hush.
"Shhhh," he says.
[[Spit on him again->spit v2]]
[[Begin to cry->cry]]You beg for your life. Although the man does not understand you, he finds you very annoying. He takes a knife and thrusts it into your heart.
<span style="color: red;">''YOU ARE DEAD''</span>You attempt to offer all of your money to the large man. He looks at you confused. You realize that he doesn't speak English. He rips off a piece of duct tape and puts it on your mouth. He then leaves the tent along with the other two men.
[[Do nothing]]
[[Wiggle and attempt to break free from your shackles]]
You spit on him a second time, still agonizing over the stump of your left arm. Now even agrier, he pulls your right arm out himself, and slices your right arm off. He signals the smaller men to leave, and he follows soon after.
You bleed out and die.
<span style="color: red;">''YOU ARE DEAD''</span>Your crying amuses the man. He walks away and leaves the tent.
[[Continue->bleed out]]The next time you wake up, you find yourself in a camp. This time you are tied to a pole. As you look up, you see the men cooking something on a spitroast. After looking closely, you realize it is a man on the spitroast.
[[Scream]]
[[Attempt to break free from the pole]]You look at your arm, the stump still oozing with blood.
You slowly bleed out and die.
<span style="color: red;">''YOU ARE DEAD''</span>You and Johnny head out the door and begin your way to the ceremony. During the walk, Johnny asks, "Are you ready?"
[[Yes]]
[[Hell yea]]
[[I don't know]]
[[No]]"Can you sound more excited man? YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED FOR CHRISTS SAKE!" replies Johnny.
[[Continue->Trap]]"That's the spirit! Go get 'em champ," he replied.
[[Continue->Trap]]"The hell is that supposed to mean. You'll be fine," Johnny says.
[[Continue->Trap]]"No? Come on, you've been waiting for this moment your entire life," says Johnny.
[[Continue->Trap]]As the two of you continue to get closer to the ceremony grounds, you begin to get the feeling that something is off. There seems to be some bad juju around the area, and you can't help but notice it.
[[Tell Johnny that something is wrong->safe]]
[[Ignore it like the chad you are->chad lul]]You tell Johnny that something seems to be off about the area at the moment.
"Are the wedding nerves getting to you again?" Johnny jokes.
[[Insist that something is wrong->its ok]]
[[Agree with Johnny and ignore it->screwed]]Being the chad you are, you decide to ignore it and miss the opportunity to tell Johnny.
All of a sudden, an arrow comes down in front of you and Johnny, barely missing you.
"Holy shit!" screamed Johnny.
Then another arrow comes flying down.
[[Run with Johnny->run w/ J]]
[[Split up and run in different directions->split up]]
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[[Start->Wake up]] You decide its safer to stick together and try to get out of the area. The two of you begin to run, bobbing and weaving the arrows that rain down from the sky. All of a sudden, you begin to slow down. You never were in the best of shape. To add to it, your asthma did not help even the slightest. An arrow falls and pierces your back. You fall to the ground and scream. Johnny stops and tries to help you. Johnny is also met with an arrow. As the two of you fall to the floor, arrows continue to hit and pierce your skin.
<span style="color: red;">''YOU ARE DEAD''</span>You decide its better to split up, as aiming for two targets going in different directions is more difficult than aiming at one direction. You tell Johnny to rendezvous back at the cabin.
As you are running, you trip and begin tumbling down a hill. When you reach the bottom of the hill, you realize the arrows have stopped. As you take a moment to gather yourself and process what just happened, a [[net->Wait]] swoops up from beneath you and pulls you into the air.You tell Johnny again that you think something is off, despite what he says to you.
Realizing that you will not stop being paranoid, he decides that the two of you should stop and [[search the area]].You decide it's best to stick with Johnny and run together so you guys don't get split up. While running, arrows continously rain down from the sky, seemingly out of nowhere. Before you know it you two meet a fork in the road.
[[Go left->Left]]
[[Go right->Right]]You search the area with Johnny. The two of you manage to find nothing particularly suspicious.
"See? There's nothing wrong. Come on. Let's get to the ceremony," Johnny says.
[[Continue on to the ceremony]]You and Johnny finally arrive at the grounds. You are met by the pastor and he tells you they are ready to begin.
[[Walk up on stage]]As you walk up to the stage, a tear sheds from your eye. Seeing all your friends and family there makes you really happy. Before you know it, your soon to be wife starts walking down the aisle, and the pastor starts reading his lines.
After he finishes his lines, he asks your bride if she takes you as her lawfully wedded husband. Without hesitation, she agrees.
He asks the same question to you.
[[Yes, I do]]
[[No get me the hell outta here->Weird Ending]]You reply with a firm yes.
"Speak now or forever hold your peace," says the pastor.
Silence.
"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride," the pastor concludes.
[[Kiss->Happy Ending]]The whole audience gasps. Everyone is stunned.
The bride begins to cry.
"I'M SINGLE FOR LIFE MUTHA FUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA," you scream as you run out into the jungle alone, never to be seen again.
''The End???''You kiss your wife.
"LET THE PARTY BEGIN!" you exclaim.
Everyone cheers as you and your wife walk down the aisle and begin the party.
''The End''The two of you decide to take the path to the right. As you two are running, Johnny trips on a log and falls to the floor. Shortly after, an arrow impales him through his back. He tells you to leave him and run. The fact that you had to leave Johnny behind hits you hard, and as a result you pay less attention to your surroundings.
You step into a pitfall and the ground gives. You fall into a pit lined with spears and spikes. Swiftly, they impale you. You look at the spear through your chest and laugh.
<span style="color: red;">''YOU ARE DEAD''</span>You decide to take the left path with Johnny. As the two of you are running, Johnny is hit in the calf by an arrow. He tumbles to the floor. You look back and him, shocked, and the slight hesitation sends you tumbling down a hill.
As you finally reach the bottom of the hill, you get up. The arrows have stopped. Being glad that the arrows have stopped raining down from the heavens, you drop your guard, stepping into a bear trap. You scream in agony as it clamps onto your leg. A man steps out from behind a tree, and looks at you. You realize he isn't going to help you. He puts his finger to his lips, as if he were telling you to hush.
"Shhhhh," the man says.
<span style="color: red;">''YOU ARE DEAD''</span>You scream out, horrified at what you just say. One of the men walks over and puts a finger to his mouth, signaling for you to hush.
"Shhhh," he says.
[[Scream louder]]
[[Shut up]]You decide to ignore the man. You scream out, this time even louder than before. Being annoyed, the man pulls out a knife from his back pocket and slits out throat. That ought to shut you up.
<span style="color: red;">''YOU ARE DEAD''</span>You decide its best to probably listen to the man and shut up. As soon as the man recognizes that you got the message, he hobbles away to his buddies.
[[Wait->death]]You decide to wait and clear your mind. Maybe they'll let you go, you think. You attempt some breathing exercises, but it's no use. You are scared as hell.
[[10 minutes pass]]With a little bit of force and rope burn, you manage to wiggle your hands free. You pull off the duct tape with your hand. You peek outside of the hut.
[[Run away now]]
[[Sneak out->Good Ending]]It's only been 10 minutes but it feels like an hour.
[[Attempt to scream]]
[[Wait->wait1]]You decide to just wait and see what happens. But that isn't a very good idea, is it?
The two smaller men bring in a cauldron with boiling water in it. They untie you and lift you up. You attempt to fight back but it is not use. Although they are small, they are MUCH stronger than you. They dump you into the cauldron. The heat singes and burns your skin. In a matter of seconds, you lose consciousness and sink below the boiling water.
<span style="color: red;">''YOU ARE DEAD''</span>You attempt to scream, but the duct tape muffles your screams. One of the smaller men then comes into the hut, holding a knife. He puts a finger to his mouth, and makes some stabbing motions in the air.
"Shhhhh," he says.
[[Do nothing->wait2]]
[[Squirm and scream->die]]30 minutes pass. The man is still there, watching you very closely.
[[Do nothing->wait3]]
[[Squirm and scream->die]]The man takes his knife and plunges it into your chest. Maybe you should have listened to him after all.
<span style="color: red;">''YOU ARE DEAD''</span>An hour passes, the man doesn't seem to have budged.
[[Do nothing->wait4]]
[[Squirm and scream->die]]2 hours pass. Now the man is sitting down.
[[Do nothing->wait5]]
[[Squirm and scream->die]]4 hours pass. Nothing has changed.
[[Do nothing->wait6]]
[[Squirm and scream->die]]6 hours have passed now. By this point you are getting tired. You [[fall asleep]], the man still watching you.You are awoken by the sound of a gunshot. You and the man watching you are also confused. Another gunshot rings from outside the tent. The man runs outside to check what is going on.
You hear screaming and what seems to be fighting going on outside. [[Who could it be?]]Suddenly, a man bursts into the room.
"HOLY SHIT. YOUR ALIVE," the man screams.
You look up to see Johnny, alive and well.
You smile as he unties you and helps you up.
"Let's get you [[home]] brother," he says.
You and Johnny walk outside. When you get out of the tent, you see the squadrons of marines marching in and clearing the area. As you walk away with Johnny. Johnny opens up the back of a military truck and helps you in. You sit down with a sigh of relief. It's all over, you can go home. Johnny gets up and out of the truck. As he shuts the door, he looks at you and grabs your [[attention->TRUE ENDING]].
Johnny begins to shut the door. As he does so, he pulls his hand up to his face. He takes one finger and puts it up to his mouth.
"Shhhhhhhh."
''The End''You attempt to wiggle your hands free. The man notices your endeavor to escape. He pulls out a knife and impales you in the chest.
<span style="color: red;">''YOU ARE DEAD''</span>Within a matter of minutes, the man comes back with a machete. He slices off your arm and tosses it to his friend, who is sitting by a fire. You watch as the man cooks your arm and eats it, slowly bleeding out in the process.
<span style="color: red;">''YOU ARE DEAD''</span>You sprint out of the tent. While running out, you make noise and the large man notices you. In a split second, he fires an arrow and impales your skull. You fall to the floor.
<span style="color: red;">''YOU ARE DEAD''</span>You decide it's best to wait until the coast is clear to run. When the men aren't looking, you sneakily make your way out of the tent and into the trees. Once you are in the clear, you make a run for it. You run forward, ignoring everything, just getting as far away as you can from those men.
After wandering through the jungle, you manage to make it back to the cabin, where Johnny, along with the local police are waiting for you.
"You made it," Johnny says relieved to see you.
You give him a hug and get inside the police car. The police escort you out of the jungle back into town, where all the wedding guests are waiting.
"I guess you really shouldn't have weddings in the jungle huh," you mutter.
"Lesson learned," replies Johnny.
''The End''
Warning. This game includes violence and harsh language. If you are someone who is easily offended, proceed with caution. Without further ado, get ready to begin your jungle adventure.