Valhalla

spreading out and showing off their appearance. Deer Bambi has just been woken up by the shinee sunshine. Bambi: The weather is nice. I am going to eat green grass on the unicorn hill with Bambu! Deer Bamboo, who is Bambi's soultmate, has been close to Bambi, since childhood. Bambi is already excited to play with Bamboo. [[meet Bamboo]]

Bambi arrived where Bambu lived. Bambu was sleeping in the middle of the scattered Budweiser with swollen eyes. Bambi: Bambu, wake up! The sun is already high. Bamboo: Ah Bambida Hi, I drank too much yesterday. I'm still dizzy. Bambi: Oh my gosh, you've had another time. Let's go to the hills of the unicorn for fresh the grass. It will help you. Bamboo: That's a good idea. Bamboo woke up, rubbing his eyes, and headed for the unicorn hill along the Bambi. [[Unicorn hill]]

Bamboo: Oh, it's so hard to climb the hill because I didn't sleep well. Why don't you just grab a little of the grass here? Bambi: No! The grass on the top of the hill is really delicious. That texture can't keep up with any grass. Bamboo: Okay, I'll cheer me up. After a long climb, the two finally reached the unicorn hill. No one should have been the first to eat grass. The two deer, who ate lunch like that, fell into a deep sleep. A little later, Bambi woke up with a strange smell. Bambi : Bamboo, doesn't it smell weird? It smells really bad and bad. Bamboo : Hummmmm... What do you mean? I'm still sleepy. I'm going to sleep a little longer. Bambi: Well, I'm sure I smelled this somewhere. Oh! Look at that! It's a wolf! The ominous smell Bambi smelled was none other than that of a wolf. The wolf, who kept watching Bamboo and Bambi, rushed at them as soon as Bambi noticed his presence. Bambi: Let's get away! 1. [[escape to a cliff]] 2. [[escape to ocean]] 3. [[escape to mountain]]

Wolves: Arrrrrrr!!! The wolf is chasing at a furious pace. Bamboo: Bambi! Where should we run? Bambi: Just run! We should go up high. After a long chase, they were forced to stop. Bamboo: It's a cliff. No.. We're done. Bambi... I'm sorry. I didn't think I could handle this quickly. I don't want to die! Why was I born a herbivore? Bambi: Wake up, Bambu! If you go into the tiger's den, you can live with clever. Let's think about it. Let's think of a way out of here. Oh, look! Bambi pointed to a hole at the bottom of the cliff. Bamboo: Are you crazy, Bambi? This is a cliff. If there's no water in that hole, we're gonna die. Bambi: But in the back there's a wolf coming. It's just this way! Bambi jumped off a cliff. reluctantly, Bamboo followed Bambi. [[jump through a hole]]

Bamboo and Bambi safely went into the cave. The cave was a very deep cave that fell endlessly. (A little later...) The two fell into the water. Bambi: Are you okay? I'm fine. Bamboo: Ah, Bambi. I'm fine, too. But I feel like throwing up. Bambi: Where are we? The water is salty. This is the sea! Bamboo: Really? What should we do? We can't swim. At that time, a rock is uprising from the dark place. [[apear stone]]

There is no way to escape from the greedy wolf except ocean in front of the deer. Bambi : Bamboo, can you swin? I think the sea is only way. Bamboo : No I can't. Can you? Bambi : Oh god.. Please teach me to fall out of this hell.. At that time, Bamboo see something floating. [[apear stone]]

Bambi : Huk.. Huk.. cheer up Bamboo The two run away from the predetor as fast as possible. (a few minute later) They find a woodcutter, who looks like genial. Bambi : Hey man! [[Ask the woodcutter to hide them]]

Woodcutter : What the talking deer? Bambi : Would you harbor us? please.. we are so young deer.. I also have unaccomplished dream.. Bamboo : I have many untasted foods.. Some ground vibration is heard from a distance. Woodcutter : [[They looks really chubby. Let's kill and sell them.]] [[What a pity! Let's hide it.]]

Woodcutter hide them in his wood storage bag. After a few momenet, wolf arrive. Wolf : Hey. Did you see two deer? Woodcutter : Ah.. No I didn't see. I never see deer in my life. It's true. Woodcutter sweat profusely. Wolf : You're a bit strange. Why do you sweat so much? Woodcutter : That is evidence of my hard work. Don't ignore the woodcutter. Woodcutter show his muscle trained by wielding an axe. Wolf : Hummmm.... Okay. If you see deer, say "Auuuuuu". Woodcutter : I got it. I will make that sounds. Auuuuuu Wolf go somewhere to find dinner. Woodcutter : Hey deer! Wolf is gone! Bamboo : Thank you.. Thank you verrrry much! you are our benefactor! Bambi : You save us, I will help you. Do you have any wondering? Woodcutter : Actually.. I want to marry! Bambi and Bamboo is lost in thought. Bambi : I have an idea.. Woodcutter : Really?! What is that! Bambi : Go to Unicorn pond at 11:00 PM. At that time, angels come that pond to have a bath. After they start to bathe, steal her winged cloth, who is your style. They can't fly without their winged clothes, so the angel will remain. If you take care of her, she will open her mind to you. Then you can marry with her! Woodcutter : Is this legel? Bambi : Maybe not, but it's okay. Angels have no citizen. Anyway, Remember. You must hide the cloth until you have three babies. Woodcutter : Okay.. I will remember that. At 11:00 PM, Unicorn pond. 4 angels really come to here as Bambi's saying. They are washing their body unknowing existence of Woodcutter. Woodcutter decide. [[Stealing winged clothes]]

Woodcutter : irrriyaa!!! Bamboo : What the hell are you doing? Sto.. Woodcutter cuts Bamboo's head using her hatchet. Bambi :ggiyaaaa Making a sound ever hears, Bambi run away from greedy man. Woodcutter take Bamboo's corpse in his bag except its head, and follow the foot steps. Because of falling blood from his bag, everyone can easily find where he goes. Woodcutter : stop! I must sell you to buy a high technology power saw which is published yesterday. Bambi far from the man recording new speed he ever makes. Woodcutter : So fast. Damm it. Chasing the deer, Woodcutter reached an ocean. A big turtle is on the beach, thinking hard something. Woodcutter : Hey there.. [[Ask the turtle whether he saw a deer running away]]

Bambi: Look at that. It's a stone. Let's go up if we can. When Bambi tried to climb up the stone, the stone said. ??? : Who is it is? Bamboo: Oh my God. The stone is talking, did you hear that? ??? : I'm not a stone, a turtle! Bamboo: Oh, I'm sorry. Turtle. I didn't know what it was. We used to live on land, so we can't swim. Would you save me? Turtle: Sure. How did you get here? I'll take you to the place where you guys can breathe. Bamboo, Bambi: Thank you! Bamboo and Bambi grabbed the turtle's shell and followed it to where it went. Bambi : Where are we going? Turtle : We are going to Poseidon's palace who is my load. You can breath in that place, because there is in a bubble. After few minutes, they see beautiful big bubbles, which is bigger than normal island. [[arrive at Poseidon's palace]]

Turtle : Now, you arrive. A huge and shiny palace is in front of deers, and then a big man with white hairs welcome them. Poseidon : Welcome. Here is my place. I am Poseidon. Bamboo, Bambi : Poseidon?? Poseidon : colok! colok! The king breath blood. He looks going to die. Turtle : Hey deers, actually, my king is so sick and he need river of deer. Bambi : What? Then we must die! Turtle : That's right.. please save my lord.. Bamboo : [[say can't give it to him.]] [[say give bambi's]] [[say left it in the mountain.]]

Bambi : How you can do that! Bamboo : Shut the fuck up! my life is more precious than yours Bambi : I.. I try my best to save you.. how!! Bamboo : This happening may not be happend if you didn't take me to Unicorn's hill. You need to die for me. [[kill Bambi]]

Turtle : Oh really? You have weird ability! Then I will bring to there Turtle really believes that story, since he never see real deer. Bamboo : (What a lucky!) Bambi : You must bring us as soon as possible. My river corrupt easily. Turtle : Okay! take my back. Turtle make the best speed he ever experienced. [[turtle bring them to mountain]]

Turtle : Then, I have no way. Hullo!! all fish grep them!! After the turtle loud, a number of fish hold down the deer. Bambi : Ahhhh Run!! Run Bamboo! Bamboo : run away again? but this is under the sea. Where we can go? [[run away toward to Poseidon]] [[run away toward to sea]]

Bamboo bites off Bambi's neck. Bambi is shocked by Bamboo's betray, so he can not move and just receive his death. Bamboo say with rattling Bambi's head. Bamboo : Master! I kill the deer. Please save my life.. Turtle : Um? Now you don't need anymore. Take this off Bamboo : Why? but I catch the deer! Turtle : What are you talking about? We can catch that without you Fish soilders surround Bamboo and take him to somewhere. [[Bamboo is taken into custody]]

Bamboo lived for 1 years under the sea and he expired in agony because of malnutrition. END

After angels finish their bathe. One pretty angel loud. Angel : Where is my winged cloth?? Others : Did you lost cloth? Our curfew hour is comming. Angel : Oh.. A little later, only that angel remain. She is crying. Angel : I should go home, but I can't fly without my cloth.. ㅠ.ㅠ Woodcutter : Hey lady? Do you have problem? Angel : I lost my cloth.. I must find that.. Woodcutter : Oh.. so pity.. [[Comforting the crying angel]]

They start to climb King's throne, and get Posidon's a three-pronged spear. Holding the spear, Bambi loud. Bambi : show me the road! Suddenly, bublle road is appeared for them. They ride that bubble. Fish are no more chase them. [[go home]]

They finally reach to the Unicorn hill. Bamboo : It was long day, isn't it? chiii.. tak! Bambi open a bunch of Budweiser and pass over to his throat. Bambi : Yeah.. It was not good day to die. I'm so tired. I need rest.... ... ... ... They begin to sleep.... ... ... ... Even know the wolf was watching... END

They run, but water wall block them. Finally, fish soldier get them. Suddenly, water wall block them. They have no choice to run away and finally are catched by fish soldiers. Turtle : You are in my plan. I will make delicious food with your liver. Behold with gloary about the fact that you die for Poseidon! Bambi : This is maybe dream! Bamboo : I think so! Wake up! Wake up! They try to wake up, however that was impossible since it was not dream. Their livers become healthy food fastly. Poseidon eat two river of deer's and be healthy. END

They reach to ground. The two : Hey stupid turtle! That was lie! kekeke Turtle : What!!! you set me up! I will never forget you. The deer run away from turtle. Turtle try to catch them, but he can't. Unlike in the sea, the deer are so fast on the ground. A few times later, they are disappear from turtle's sight. Turtle : Oh my poseidon.. how hurt he will? I can't back without deer's river. I will find them and kill them. DEER!!!!!! [[Turtle tries to look for other deer]]

Turtle try his best, but he is so slow. Turtle : Which words do I can say to King.. Turtle can't go under the sea. He feels so sorry about missing deer. A long time later.. One person call the turtle. WoodCutter : Hey there, did you see a deer near this place? Turtle : No.. WoodCutter : You look so sad. Do you have any problem? Turtle : I make a big mistake, so I am put out of countenance.. WoodCutter : Oh man, cheer up. I will be with you Turtle : really? Thank you so much. Let's go to my home. [[Take him to Poseidon Palace]]

Turtle : hey.. Woodcutter : What's up Turtle : Something happend.. I lost something precious.. Woodcutter : Man~ forget about that. I have got some delicious by hunting success, let's go your home. I will share some. Tutle : Really? thank you so much. My house is under the sea. I will take you there. Hold on my shell tightly~ [[Take him to Poseidon Palace]]

A few moments later ... Woodcutter sees a huge and beautiful bubble. The bubble contains something shiny house. Woodcutter : Wow.. Where is here? Turtle : Here is Poseidon palace, who is my king. I will introduct my king. Turtle bring him to Poseidon. Poseidon : Hello, a traveler. How are you? Woodcutter : I am find. Thank you and you? Poseidon : I'm f.. colak colak The king breath blood. Woodcutter : King! Are you okay? Poseidon : Uoooak oak .. Turtle : Hey, actually I need deer's liver.. I try to get that, but I failed.. If you have that, can you give me that for my king? please.. Woodcutter : No problem! The life is more important! [[give deer's liver]]

Turtle : Thank you! I will never forget your kind. Cookers! Listen! Bring a river cooking! Fish, which wear white hat, take river from woodcutter, and they cook fast. Poseidon eat the deer's river.. After he end the dinner, booming sound and light come out from Poseidon. Poseidon : Hou!! Feel so light! Hey cutter, thank you very much. Do you have any wish? I want to give you gifts for a return favor. Woodcutter : It is hard to choice.. Umm.. Anything is okay! Poseidon : ALLLLRIGHT! How about gill? You can breath under the sea. [[Received]] [[Don't receive]]

Marry with mermaid and live in there Woodcutter : I like it Poseidon : Okay. Poseidon swing his spear. Woodcutter gets gill under his neck. Woodcutter : Wow.. feel so strange. I never feel like this sense.. Poseidon : This is too little for your kindness. Go out of bubble, and breath! Maybe you feel fresh Woodcutter : Okay! Woodcutter go to outside of bubble. Woodcutter : What is this feeling! I am going to live here! He meet a mermaid who was congenial with him and lived happily for a long time. END

go to home and live there, taking care of old mother Woodcutter : No that is okay. I can't go back to my home with gill. Poseidon : Oh.. Okay then, I want to give you lots of pearl! I heard that land people like this. Woodcutter : Good! Poseidon give pearl 100kg to Woodcutter. Woodcutter sell that after he go back to his house, and he become rich. He lived happily for a long time and then closed his eyes at home in front of his family. END

Woodcutter : Let's find together! Angel : Oh.. Thank you so much.. Woodcutter try to find the cloth, but can't find. In fact, don't find. Woodcutter : It's too late.. Would you like to stay at my house? Angel : Okay.. Angel gives a reluctant permission. ... ... ... She stays in his home 3 months, and they love each other. Woodcutter decide. Woodcutter : [[proposal to an angel]]

Angel accept and make two babies Woodcutter : Will you marry me? Giving wood ring, woodcutter says. Angel : Okay,, I'll accept your proposal,,, After 3 years... They live happily with two cutty babies. One day, woodcutter decide to say. Woodcutter : 1. [[Honey, How about one more child?]] 2. [[Honey.. I stole your cloth 3 years ago..]]

Tell the fact that he stole her winged cloth Angel : Okay! Now, family members become five. One day, angel find her winged cloth in woodcutter's bag. Angel shout with red face. Angel : Honey! WHAT IS THIS?? Woodcutter : Ammm... it is .. Angel : Is this my cloth? Woodcutter : ... yes it is Angel : How could you do this!!! Angel quickly put on the cloth and try to go to heaven with children. However, the children are three, so she can't take her all children. ... ... ... Angel decided to forgive helplessly for kids' sake. She can't stay with her husband like before, but tried her best not to harm her children. END

Angel : What..? You lied to me..? How.. How did you do that.. Woodcutter : I am so sorry.. but we are happy now, isn't it? Angle : You.. You are so disgusting.. Angle search the home in silence. She finally find her cloth. At night, she whisper to her babies. Angle : Babies.. Let's go you our real home.. Babies : Okay mom! [[The angel took the winged cloth at night, put the two babies in both hands, and then went up into the sky.]]

It's morning. Woodcutter find his family. Woodcutter : Hey guys, Where are you? It is not funny. Come to dady! Honey? Where are you? He notice that the angel found her winged cloth, and turn to sky with his babies. ... ... ... The angel was reinstated and her children became angels. The woodcutter lived the rest of his life in regret for telling his wife the truth with alcohol. He can't live without drink because of memories of family. END

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