Welcome to the Darkside! In the next couple of seconds I will be conducting your interview!
[[I thought I was already in?]]
[[Okay.]]It's usually procedure to conduct an entrance interview so we can get to know our employees better.
[[This is nonsense! Let me speak to your supervisior!]]
[[Okay.]]Great let's get started!
Why have you deciced to join the Darkside?
[[Needed a job.]]
[[Heard yall were hiring and I was very impressed by this company's commitment to excellence.]]I'm sorry sir but I cannot do that.
[[I will not do this interview. I worked too hard for this.]]
[[Okay.]]It is treason then.
**You have Died.**Oh... okay. So what do you think made you a good candidate for this position?
[[I don't know.]]
[[I was the top of my class at my university and I know what it takes to be here!]]That's great to hear! As you know our CEO always wants us to be on our "A" game.
[[Yup, he sure does.]]
[[What tactics or strategies does he use to enforce that?]]Wow okay! I am glad that we agree! How do you feel about do some odd jobs around here?
[[What kind of odd jobs?]]Well our CEO does choke people from time to time, but that's okay! It increases our productivity!
[[Oh... okay.]]
[[I hear you loud and clear! Employees must always be productive!]]Listen, you need to be more informative in this process.
[[No, I am good. Let's just finish this already.]]
[[I understand.]]Wow okay! I am glad that we have the best around! How do you feel about doing some odd jobs around here?
[[What kind of odd jobs?]]
[[No, I will only do what I am getting paid for.]]Is there a problem with that? Our CEO holds high standards here.
[[No, it's just that I find it a little strange that our boss will choose to do that over other companies.]]
[[No,absolutely not.]]Spoken like a true Darkside employee. How do you feel about the Jedi?
[[I believe the Jedi are criminals'.]]
[[The Jedi were misinterpreted. People need to know that the Jedi sought balance.]] Do not question the CEO... watch yourself.
**You have survived the interview, but now you are monitored 24/7.**How do you feel about our current political climate?
[[As long as the Darkside is in control. Everything will be fine.]]
[[Don't care for politics.]]"The CEO has entered the room."
If you don't cooperate I will destroy you.
"He Proceeds to choke you."
"while gasping for air you say..."
[[I'll see you in hell!]]
[[I understand.]][[I was the top of my class at my university and I know what it takes to be here!]]It is treason then.
You were choked out by President and CEO of the Darkside Corporation.
**You have Died.**Well we ask our employee's sometimes to take out the trash meaning to terminate someone for us. Would you be fine with that?
[[Yes.]]
[[No.]]That's reasonable. Are there any questions you have for me?
[[No. Can I go to my office?]]
[[Yes, How are the projections for next year looking?]]"As the interviewer takes a deep breath..."
Good. I just wanted to establish that. Go fire Greg.
[[Go fire Greg.]]That's unfortunate. Would you be interesting in joining our baseball team?
[[What?]]
[[Sure, sign me up.]]Yeah, we have a baseball team here and we play against other Darkside associate's. Greg sucks so we are looking for a replacement.
[[Sure, sign me up.]]
[[Yeah, I am not interested.]]Okay, this interview is over. I'll see you around! Welcome to the Darkside corporation. I got a nickname for you. You shall be called...Derek Jeter!
[[Derek Jeter?]]
[[Can I go to my office now?]]Okay, guy. you are dismissed.
**Your nickname is lame guy. You have survived the interview.**Yeah, he's that baseball guy. You're the baseball guy now.
[[Can I go to my office now?]]
[[That's not my name.]]Yes, you can. Have a good one Derek!
**Your nickname is Derek Jeter. You have survived the interview.**Relax Derek Jeter. Go to your office.
**Your nickname is Derek Jeter. You have survived the interview.**"As you are make your way to Greg's office you notice other employee's looking at you, making you feel insecure about being at someone else's office, or knowing what you are about to do..."
Hey Greg, you're fired.
Greg: They got the new guy to do it huh... such ruthlessness. Good luck new guy. You are going to need it...
[[Go back to the interview.]]
[[Question Greg.]]You did it nice! I am glad we have someone with guts in the office. Welcome to the Darkside! I got the perfect nickname for you. You shall be called... Roboto.
**Your nick name is Roboto. You have survived the interview.**Why do you say that? What's wrong with working here?
"Greg looks at you dead in the eye and talks in a soft whispering voice."
Greg: If you don't follow the rules. You will not survive. You will do unethical things here. I suggest you get out of here and run.
[[Run?]]
[[Go back to the interview.]]Alright party pooper. You can go back to your office.
**Your nickname is Party Pooper. You have survived the interview.**They are looking good actually! I believe getting the New Mexico territory has really strengthen our numbers. Okay, this interview is over. I do have nickname for you though. Your nickname is Point Dexter!
[[Thanks?]]Forsure! See you around Point Dexter!
**Your nickname is Point Dexter. You have survived the interview.**Good... GOOD. That's all I have for you. Welcome to the Darkside.
**You have survived the interview.** EXCUSE ME?!
[[The Jedi wanted peace. The Darkside wanted destruction.]]Don't you see say another word!
[[I will do what I must...]]"You pull out a lightsaber. As the interviewer calls security."
[[Use the force to push them away.]]
[[Use lightsaber to attack.]]"You manage to get away but you lost your job and are now wanted in the state."
**You have survived the interview.**As you continue to push the attack, more and more troopers come to your direction. You are surrrounded and have no choice but to attempt one final attack. You take out all troopers, but get confronted by the CEO and die.
CEO: We need more background checks...
**Your nickname was The Last Wolf. You have died.**Once again you are correct! Welcome to the Darkside sir!
**Your nickname is Darkside Material. You have survived the interview.**Hmmm... I suggest you think harder.
[[I just don't care.]]
[[Well... as long as I get paid.]]You're fired.
**You have survived the interview, but lost the job.**You're fired.
**You have survived the interview, but lost the job.**"As you finish your conversation with Greg you attempt to run, but are stopped by the interviewer..."
Woah! easy there! How'd it go?
[[I can't work here.]]
[[Easy.]]"Catching your breath... the interviewer looks at you with disappointment, but you don't care because you just want to leave as soon as possible and forget what you did."
I hope you are joking?
[[No, I am not.]]Great! Let's go back to the interview.
[[Go back to the interview.]] Okay then. We will terminate your paper work...
Goodbye and never return.
"As you leave the building, you notice troopers watching your every move. You get more paranoid as you notice troopers at every corner. You walk faster and faster, until you start to run."
**You have survived the interview but now suffer from paranoia.**