Exorcism

Your name is Arnold Manchester, and you are a well known exorcist in your local community. People from all over come to you to extract demons from their children, relatives, loved ones, etc. You've seen quite a few unfavory spirits in your day, but today you will face quite a mean one. Walking into your office on a chilly Monday morning, you prepare for the day ahead of you. Your secretary, Arnold hands you your paper schedule for the day. Yawning, you enter your office and sink down into your chair. Your mini-fridge hums joyfully and your dog Sprocket chews on an old bone. What a good boy. You decide to -check out the [[schedule]] that Arnold has prepared for you -make some [[coffee]], as your thirst for caffine cripples you. -pet [[Sprocket]], your loving companion.

You gaze at the luxurious coffee machine standing proudly in the corner of your office. You decide to -sprint as [[fast]] as you can to the coffee machine, since you are very excited to taste that first sip of caffinated goodness! -walk [[calmly]] and confidently twoards the coffee machine

Your eyes drift downward towards the paper in your hand, and you scan to see what you will be up to today. "Oh my!" you exclaim as you read the details for your first patient of the day: Matthew Gaim, age 19, has gotten peppa pig(from the kids cartoon show) stuck inside of his liver! "What a predicament!" you shout extremely loudly. "SHUT UP! Why are you so godamn loud? Control your temper!", Arnold hollers from the lobby. Leave your office and talk to [[Arnold]] about his comment Continue reading [[details]] for the patient's predicament

You storm out of your office and go to chew out Arnold for having the nerve to attempt to quiet you. You push the door open, stop, and glare at him. Arnold glares right back.' [[//You piece of shit Arnold! You're no good around here, and to be honest with you, I'm sick of your attitude young man!//->fightarnold]] [[//You know what Arnold, I really appreciate that you keep my volume in check.//->nicearnold]]

Your eyes move downward to see the details for matthew's appointment. You read: -Over the phone Matthew seemed only mildly concerned, says that he is kind of enjoying having peppa always with him at all times. However, peppa seems to be taking over his body and his mind. He has began to snort uncotrollably and his voice is slowly morphing into peppa's. Appointment time: 11:00 AM. You glance down at your watch and read the time: 10:59 "Oh my lord!" you exclaim. "He's almost here!" The door creaks open and Matthew enters "Hey hows it going doc?" Matthew says, "I've got quite the predicament and was really hoping to..." All of a sudden, Matts eyes roll back into his head until they are all white and his body produces a violent snort followed by a short giggle His eyes return back to normal and he continues talking... "get your opinion on what I should do about my situation" disturbed by peppa's control over this poor 19 year old's body, you decide to: -perform [[exorcism]] -[[kill]] Matt, and hopefully peppa will leave this world with him

(set: $hostageknowledge to true) "You know what! I Hate you!" Arnold shouts back at you. "You're a piece of shit and have always treated me like trash! In fact, I think it's about time that I have a word with you!" Arnold steps up from the desk where he always resides, and you are suprised to see that he has taken 3 local children hostage under his desk. They are blindfolded and their mouths are duct taped. "You see these kids??" Arnold screams at you. (text-style: "shudder")["If you don't shut the hell up bad things are gonna happen to them! I'm not gonna fucking warn you again you piece of shit!!"] Surprised at this turn of events, you decide to [[Flirt]] with Arnold in an attempt to calm him down Run back to your [[//office//->details]] and look over the details for Matt's appointment, pretending nothing ever happened.

You take a couple deep breaths, and rush towards the coffee machine with all your might, but right before you reach it your foot catches on your desk. You slip and smash your skull open on the desk and die. "How sad," you think right before your soul leaves your body. If only I had the patience to walk calmly towards the coffee machine... Re[[Start]]

You calmly walk towards the coffee machine, making sure that each foot doesn't slip on any miscelaneous objects scattered on the floor (you are quite messy). You reach the machine, make a cup of coffee, and settle back into your chair. "aaaah, caffine" you exclaim! (if: $exorcism is false) [Your [[schedule]] sits in front of you on the desk] (else:)[After enjoying your first sip of the cup, you decide to get back to more important manners. "Where did that damn peppa pig go?" You suddenly hear a giggle right behind your head, and the hairs on your neck stand up straight, turn grey with old age, and begin falling out of your skin. You decide to -Run straight towards the door to make your [[escape]] from peppa -Spin around as quick as you can, [[hurling]] your hot coffee towards where you assume peppa will be]

[(set: $exorcism = true)] "You see matt, Peppa is starting to take a hold of your mind, and she will slowly consume you from the inside out. The only way to cure you is if I perform an exorcism... Are you ready?" Matt starts sweating profusely "uhh... okay.. I guess if that's the only way..." Matt agrees to be tied down on your office floor, and as you tighten the ropes around his limbs he begins snorting more and more violently, his eyes rolling back into his head. You run back to your desk to retrieve your exorcism guide and flip to the (link: "first page")(goto:"first page")]

"I'm sorry Matt, but the situation you are in doesn't have many treatment options..." you say to Matt. Matthew looks confused, and says "I'm sorry I'm not sure what you mean.. *LOUD SNORT*" "Oh, its nothing to worry about", you assure Matt as you open your secret bottom desk drawer and glance downwards and your array of killing tools You decide to grab the [[rusty dagger]] [[bathtub and toaster]] [[posion]] [(set: $exorcism = true)]

Arnold blushes, and says "oh my gosh, come here!" you stroll over to the secretary desk and arnold reaches towards you for a loving peck on the cheek [[accept peck]] [[reject peck]]

"Aw, arnold! you are too sweet you little sweetpea!" you exclaim as arnolds lips peck the side of your face. you are giddy with joy and feel rejuvinated and ready for a great day at work. You decide to Head back to your office to check out the [[//details//->details]] on Matthew's appointment [[Flirt]] more with Arnold

"Oh my!" you exclaim as you jerk your head back away from Arnold's. "My My! A fiesty one, aren't you!" you tease him before you head back to your office to check out more [[//details//->details]] on Matthew's appointment

You grab the dagger firmly in your right hand, take a couple deep breaths, then lunge over the desk directly towards Matt's throat. Just as you are about to pierce his soft flesh, You hear a soft giggle from inside Matt grow louder and louder. Suddenly, two twig like pink arms reach out of matt's throat, and from the inside out Peppa tears matt's esophagus apart, and emerges soaked in blood. Peppa looks at you like a giant looks at an ant, and grabs the blade side of the dagger that is pointed towards her. The blade does not cut her hand... (text-style: "rumble")["hee hee!" she says. "Finally got rid of that fleshy host..." "but it was kind of nice in there, it's a shame you had to end my fun...] You stare in horror as peppa dissapears into thin air with a puff of smoke. You decide to -Make some [[coffee]]. After all, you might as well die caffinated. -Try to sprint towards the door to [[escape]]!

You grab the Bathtub and toaster, take a couple deep breaths, then lunge over the desk, expertly sliding the tub full of water under Matt's plump rump as you quickly plug the toaster into the wall. You quickly slide two pieces of bread into the toaster and press the button to have them toasted on a medium 3 setting. As you toss the toaster into the water, Matt's body violently compulses and he is electrocuted. As matt's body lies limp in the water in front of you, You hear a soft giggle from inside Matt grow louder and louder. Suddenly, two twig like pink arms reach out of matt's throat, and from the inside out Peppa tears matt's esophagus apart, and emerges soaked in blood. Peppa looks at you like a giant looks at an ant, and grabs the blade side of the dagger that is pointed towards her. The blade does not cut her hand (text-style: "rumble")["hee hee!" she says. "Finally got rid of that fleshy host..." "but it was kind of nice in there, it's a shame you had to end my fun... *SNORT* Now it's time for you to die hee hee!"] You stare in horror as peppa dissapears into thin air with a puff of smoke. You decide to -Make some [[coffee]]. After all, you might as well die caffinated. -Try to sprint towards the door to [[escape]]!

You grab the bottle of poison, and sneakily put a few drops into an open whiteclaw that is waiting under your desk. "Care for a claw?" you ask Matt "Sure, if you are offering!" he responds enthusiastically. you take a couple deep breaths, then pass the can over to matt. Matt takes a couple sips, relaxes into his chair, and his flesh starts to melt off of his face. "AAAAAHHHHH OH MY GOD!" he screams as his flesh crumbles and discintegrates in front of you. "HAHA!" you exclaim. "Good riddance to you Peppa!" However, You hear a soft giggle from inside Matt grow louder and louder as you watch him die and shout in agony. As matt's flesh dissapears, Peppa emerges from inside of him soaked in blood. Peppa looks at you like a giant looks at an ant. (text-style: "rumble")["hee hee!" she says. "Finally got rid of that fleshy host..." "but it was kind of nice in there, it's a shame you had to end my fun... *SNORT* Now it's time for you to die hee hee!"] You stare in horror as peppa dissapears into thin air with a puff of smoke. You decide to -Make some [[coffee]]. After all, you might as well die caffinated. -Try to sprint towards the door to [[escape]]!

You flip open your exorcism book, and look in the table of contents for the cartoon characters section. Matt's snorts grow louder still... You flip to the section that you need, and read this: To exorcise a cartoon character type spirit from its' human host, one will need two people. In order to extract the spirit from its' host, both people must chant the sacred words: "cartoon-ius begone-ius" 10 times, each time in sync with each other. "Arnold!!!" you holler towards the lobby. (if: $arnolddead)["You realize a second later that He will be no use to you decaptiated. Fuck! I killed him goddamn it!" You exclaim. You look back towards Matthew to see how he is [[doing]].] (else:)["WHAT NOW?" Arnold hollers from the lobby. "Get in here right now! I need your help you sweet man!" you holler back Arnold lumbers into the room and is surprised by the sight of a 19 year old kid tied to the ground with rope. "I need you to do something with me right now Arnold! Come, see the words in this book, we have to chant them ten times in unison. Can you do it??" You look deep into Arnold's eyes and he pauses for a moment before responding: "For a price..." "Listen Arnold! now isn't the time for this shit! there's a demon inside this kid and I need to get it out or we are going to die!! YOu [[understand]] me??" "What do you [[want]] Arnold? :)"]

[(set: $nicetoarnold = true)] "Arnold that sweater you're wearing is just stunning! Where did you get it?" you say. Arnold blushes profusely and responds "oh you know, just the dumpster... ahahaaa" [[//"Oh my gosh don't be silly! Your fashion sense is amazing!"//->fashion]] [[//"Yeah... That's what I thought you ugly shit. I was just kidding before, I actually hate the sweater"//->hate]]

Arnold gives you a quick peck on the cheek and responds "Now, now! you must be getting back to your office or the patients will think you are more interested in me than you are in them! shoo!" Arnold gives you a sly smile. You return to your office to read more [[//details//->details]] on your first appointment for the day.

"You fucker!" Arnold cries and lunges at you, branishing a sword. You are able to barely dodge his attack, and Arnold smashes his head into the wall behind you. The sword drops from his hand and clatters to the ground and you quickly grab it. you decide to [[spare arnold]] [[end arnolds life]]

{ (set: $hostageknowledge to false) (set: $arnolddead to false) (set: $exorcism to false) }

"I'll spare your life for now, you beast" you say to Arnold, taking the sword away to be locked in you closet. "My god, what a comotion!" you exclaim as you step over Arnold and return back to your office to check on the [[details]] for Matthew's appointment with you today.

You grab the rusty sword and stare at Arnold's fleshy, easily-choppable neck. "here goes!" you murmer to yourself before sinking the crusty blade right through Arnold's neck. Blood spurts all over your clothes. God damn it. You Return back to your office to review the [[details]] on Matthew's appointment with you today. (set: $arnolddead to true)

You turn your attention to Matthew to find his body torn apart, ribcage pried apart from the inside. Blood pools beneath his body, and you a faint *snort* "oooooohhh fuckkkk" you murmer... You decide to -sprint towards the door to make your [[escape]] -make some [[coffee]] since you might as well die caffinated.

You sprint towards the door, but as you take your first step you hear peppa behind you (text-style: "shadow")["It's all over now *SNORT* hee hee!"] Your vision (text-style: "blurrier")[fades to black] as peppa unleashes a jar of magic scorpions that eat your flesh in an extremely painful manner. You have died! game over :( -re[[Start]]

You spin around, quickly throwing your coffee over your shoulder, and as you complete your spin you hear a loud shreak! (text-style: "shadow")["WHAT HAAAVE YOU DOONE TO MEEE!!! *ANGRY SNORT*" peppa screams.] The coffee has started to discentegrate her skin and she is in agony. (text-style: "shadow")["MY OOOONLY WEAAAKNESSS!! HOW DID YOU KNOOOW??" "DAMN YOU!!" You sexy bastard ;)"] peppa screams as she dissapears from existence, leaving behind not a trace. GAME OVER YOU WIN!! :)

"Let's do this shit!" Arnold hollers. You point to the words you must chant, and Arnold nods. You count down and chant: "cartoon-ius begone-ius, cartoon-ius begone-ius, cartoon-ius begone-ius, cartoon-ius begone-ius, cartoon-ius begone-ius, cartoon-ius begone-ius, cartoon-ius begone-ius, cartoon-ius begone-ius, cartoon-ius begone-ius, cartoon-ius begone-ius!" Matthew screams in agony, and as you chant the phrase the tenth time, he dissapears into a puff of smoke! game over you win! -re[[Start]]

"Oh i was just fucking with you... Arnold chuckles. "Let's do this shit!" You point to the words you must chant, and Arnold nods. You count down and chant: "cartoon-ius begone-ius, cartoon-ius begone-ius, cartoon-ius begone-ius, cartoon-ius begone-ius, cartoon-ius begone-ius, cartoon-ius begone-ius, cartoon-ius begone-ius, cartoon-ius begone-ius, cartoon-ius begone-ius, cartoon-ius begone-ius!" Matthew screams in agony, and as you chant the phrase the tenth time, he dissapears into a puff of smoke! game over you win! -re[[Start]]

Woof Woof! sprocket exclaims as you rub his head. You got him when he was just a pup, and look at him now! He gives your hand a loving lick and stares into your eyes with pure love. Aww. You decide to -check out the [[schedule]] that Arnold has prepared for you -make some [[coffee]], as your thirst for caffine cripples you.