,,,,(text-colour:grey)[//Wow! You are now an official of the (text-colour:purple)[CIA]! Neato!!
Mrs. Thompson wants] [(text-colour:white)[[to meet with you->Meeting Thompson]]] (text-colour:grey)[in an hour at the Bus stop on Flat St.
She says she has secret codes and information to relay to you.//](text-colour:lime)[
Hey Sheriff Michaels. Yo, what are you spacing off for?
Hey stupid? Can you hear me?]
(text-colour:white)[
Your choices:
[[-Wake up to reality->Collins Conversation 1]]
[[-Talk smack to whoever is bothering you->Talk Smack]]](text-colour:grey)[//You open your eyes and match a face to the annoying voice.
A grumbling young man, in his mid thirties seems to have walked over and sit behind a desk in the far corner of the room.
Setting his feet up on the desk, he pulls his boots off and starts to carefully disect a (text-colour:magenta)[piece of food] stuck between his two large front teeth.
You recognize the man as the newly hired office assistant, (text-colour:lime)[Starley Collins].
He's an frustrating little man, with an abnoxious haircut and a puncheable face. //]
(text-colour:white)[Your choices:
[[-Ask Collins nicely to explain your schedule ->Yes Continue Collins]]
[[-Randomly ask Collins to "Shut up"->Shut Up Collins]]](text-colour:grey)[ //Collins says,//]
(text-colour:lime)[
"Here's what I have written down for schedule...
- Meeting with the mayor in an hour.
- Eat coffee.
- Speech: improve speech.
- Duel: fight some people.
And that is it. Good luck, you'll need it."]
(text-colour:grey)[Tell Collins: ](text-colour:white)[[["Okay, that's enough Collins. You can shut up now!" ->Shut Up Collins]] ]
(text-colour:lime)["FYI, Officer Max will be on call. Let him know if something happens." ]
(text-colour:white)[[[Ask about Tommorow's Duel->Ask about the duel]]"](text-colour:grey)[//Collins looks up and mutters...//
](text-colour:lime)["Hmph."]
(text-colour:grey)[//looks away annoyed//]
(text-colour:lime)["Ingnorant little boy"
]
(text-colour:grey)[//Collins takes out a pencil from his desk and shoves it in his mouth, trying to pick out the (text-colour:purple)[piece of food] still stuck in his teeth.
//]
(text-colour:white)[Your Choices...
[[-Look around the room->Sheriff Office]]
[[-Ask Collin to speak up ->Continue Conversation With Collins]]](text-colour:grey)[//You are currently standing in the small police station downtown.
The room is lighlty lit with sun peeping through long thin windows lining one wall.
The entrance of the building has one simple door, and the wall is lined inside with rows of filing paper cabinents.
The back wall seems to consist of multiple doors with the names of multiple sheriffs, each one on a separate door
Collins is sitting with his dirty feet on a desk, along the back wall to the rightmost corner.
You see your name labeled on a door.
You assume the doors lead to personal offices.//]
(text-colour:white)[Your choices:
[[-Walk into your office->Your Office]]
[[-Walk out of the building->Walk out of Building]]](text-colour:grey)[//You exit the Police station building.
Squinting in the (text-colour:yellow)[bright light], you can now see you are in the middle of a busy downtown scene.
There are many small buildings lining the downtown street, which is currently bustling with cars and pedestrians walking on the sidewalk. //
]
(text-colour:white)[Your choices:
[[-Go back and Ask Collins for dirrections to meeting with Mayor->Dirrections for Meeting]]
[[-Go to Boxing ring downtown to practice fighting skills->Boxing Ring]]
[[-Get some coffee->Get some Coffee]]](text-colour:grey)[//You Walk into your office
You see your familiar desk, piled high with papers that need to be filed.
But today, you don't have time to do paperwork!
//]
(text-colour:white)[Your choices:
[[-Ask Collins for dirrections to today's meeting with the Mayor->Dirrections for Meeting]]
[[-Go out to practice your fighting skills in the downtown boxing ring->Boxing Ring]]
[[-Go get some coffee->Get some Coffee]]](text-colour:grey)[//You walk to the doorway, and give the mayor an awkward smile and wave.
He looks at you.
Looking (text-colour:magenta)[weirded out], he nods at you and slowly waves and smiles back.//
]
(text-colour:white)[Your choices...
[[Tell the mayor you will soon run for office as mayor->Running for Office]]
[[Thank the mayor for meeting with you->Thank Mayor]]
[[Walk out->Walk out]]](text-colour:lime)[
"Tommorows Duel, oh."
(text-colour:grey)[You ask Collins to hand over your schedule, hoping to get more information about the (text-colour:magenta)[upcomming duel].
He reluctantly hands over the paper.
In Collins' horrific handwriting, you read,
"The (text-colour:orange)[twat] who call's himself a sheriff, is having a duel with the most skilled fighter, to ever live. Forgot his name though.
I think it is Stevens, or Kishkes, or Marcus. One of these I think."
Man, is Collins writing a diary, or what?!]
["Why are you wasting time on that little duel thingy tommorow. You aren't a (text-colour:purple)[stupid] little boy anymore Michaels."]
]
(text-colour:white)[Your Choices...
[[-Remind Collins that you are older than him->Older]]
[[-Beat Mr. Collins up->Beat Up]]
[[-Look around room->Sheriff Office]]](text-colour:lime)["Hmm?"]
(text-colour:grey)[//Collin turns to you somewhat surprised.
//]
(text-colour:lime)["Oh I was just saying that you need to go back to school. You have no respect for your elders. "
"And also why are you wasting time on that little duel thingy tommorow. You aren't a stupid little boy anymore Michaels."
]
(text-colour:white)
[//Your choices://
[[//-Remind Collins that you are older than him->Older]]
//[[-Beat Mr. Collins up->Beat Up]]
[[-Ask about Tommorow's Duel->Ask about the duel]]](text-colour:grey)[You comment that Collins is so useless.
Before you walk away, you see that Collins gives a (text-colour:magenta)[little smirk].
You have a great inclination to beat up that puncheable face.
You walk away. ]
(text-colour:white)[[[Go to City Hall->Go to City Hall]]](text-colour:grey)[//You exit the building to be (text-colour:orange)[blinded] by sharp rays of sun.
You find yourself on a busy downtown street, filled with cars and walking pedestrians.
Walking along the sidewalk to the local coffee and (text-colour:magenta)[donut] shop, you pass some friendly people who wave hello to you.
Continuing down the street, a man runs up to you and yells,//]
(text-colour:lime)["Officer, officer! My daughter, she is injured! She fell off her scooter and is now bleeding! Please help me!" ]
(text-colour:grey)[//You see the man is in distress.//]
(text-colour:white)[
[Call and ambulance and call your Collegue Officer Max, who is currently on call->Help the Girl 1]](text-colour:grey)[//Walking along the sidewalk to the boxing ring, you pass some friendly people who wave hello to you.
Continuing down the street, a man runs up to you and yells,//](text-colour:lime)[ "Officer, officer! My daughter, she is injured! She fell off her scooter and is now bleeding! Please help me!" ]
(text-colour:grey)[//You see the man is in distress.//]
(text-colour:white)[
[[Call and ambulance and call your Collegue Officer Max, who is currently on call->Help the Girl 1]]](text-colour:grey)[//You enter the building and walk over to Mr. Collins
You remember you have a meeting with the (text-colour:purple)[Mayor] today.
Asking Collins the dirrections for the meeting with the Mayor, he tells you to go to City hall, and meet with the mayor at 1pm in room 17b. ]
//
(text-colour:white)[Your choices:
[[-Go to City Hall->Go to City Hall]]
[[-Comment that Collins is (text-colour:orange)[useless] and walk away ->Useless Collins]]](text-colour:grey)[//At the Coffee shop, you get an hot coffee.
Looking around, some people are looking at you with friendly smiles on their faces.
You sit down at an empty table to wait for your coffee to be made.
As you wait, a woman suddenly walks up and tells you...//]
(text-colour:lime)["Hi Sheriff! We're so excited for the fighting duel tommorow. We are all rooting for you!! So many people support you, you are always doing so much for this town.
I work for the state. Let me know if you ever want to run for (text-colour:purple)[mayor] of Dunesly! I know so many people would agree that you would be a great mayor!" ]
(text-colour:grey)[//She hands you her buisness card.
You take it.//
]
(text-colour:grey)[//A woman working in the coffee shop calls you up and hands you your coffee.
//]
(text-colour:white)[[[Exit building to go to meeting with mayor->Meeting Time]]](text-colour:grey)[You exit the building and are blinded by the sunlight.
Walking to the curb of the sidewalk, you unlock the door to your police vehicle and get in.
You drive into the traffic of downtown Dunesly.
You arrive at City Hall ten minutes later.
Currently, you are thirty minutes early for your meeting with the mayor]
(text-colour:white)[Your choices:
[[-Go get some coffee while you wait->Coffee Time]]
[[-Wait in the car and enter when its time->Meeting Time]]](text-colour:grey)[//Fastforwarding...
You are now at city hall. You got a message from Collin, reminding you that your meeting is at city hall, in room 17b.
How did that annoying little quirk of a man remember to text you? He seemed so useless!//
//Entering the building, you go to room 17b.
As you enter, you notice that the mayor is already there. He is sitting at the end of a long wooden table in the room.
Another younger man sits next to the mayor. You recognize he is the city (text-colour:navy)[event planner]. //
//
You meet with the mayor and the city event planner. You discuss your duel tommorow and the mayor expresses his support to you. //
]
(text-colour:white)[Your choices...
[[Tell the mayor you will soon run for office as mayor->Running for Office]]
[[Thank the mayor for meeting with you->Thank Mayor]]
[[Walk to the doorway, stand there, and awkwardly smile and wave at the mayor ->Weird Look]]](text-colour:grey)[//You quickly call an ambulance and call your co-officer Max, telling him that there is an emergency downtown.
Reassuring the father that someone will come shortly to help assist the situation.//]
(text-colour:white)[Your choices:
-Run to [[help the girl->Help the Girl 2]]
-Go get some [[coffee->Coffee Time]]
-Go practice in[[boxing ring->Boxing Time]]](text-colour:grey)[//At the boxing ring, you meet up with your friend Johnny who practices fighting with you.
You get geared up and begin practice. //
//After thirty minutes, you start getting back into uniform when Johnny comes up to you and says...//]
(text-colour:lime)["Everyone is so excited for the fighting duel tommorow. We are all rooting for you!! So many people support you, you are always doing so much for this town.
You know, I have a friend that works for the state. Let me know if you ever want to run for (text-colour:purple)[mayor] of Dunesly! I know so many people would agree that you would be a great mayor!" ]
(text-colour:grey)[
//Johnny gives you his friend's buisness card
You take it.//]
(text-colour:white)[[[Exit building to go to meeting with mayor->Meeting Time]]](text-colour:grey)[//You comment to the mayor that you plan on running for office as mayor of Dunesly.
He looks at you surprised and says,]
//(text-colour:lime)["Not what I expected from you Sheriff".]
(text-colour:grey)[//
You turn and walk to the doorway//]
(text-colour:white)[[[Walk out of City Hall->Walk out]]](text-colour:grey)[//You get up and give a curt little bow, quickly thanking the mayor for meeting with you, before walking to the door.
He smiles and nods, reaching out to shake your hand.
You try to take the Mayors hand, when you realize that you have been clenching the weird (text-colour:magenta)[pepermint candy] that Collins gave to you in your hand.
To not look weird, you ask him if he wants the candy.
He slowly agrees.
You feel your face flushed with embarrasement.
You run to the doorway.
//]
(text-colour:white)[[[Walk out of City Hall->Walk out]]](text-colour:grey)[//You walk out of City Hall.
You are now downtown again.
From your phone, you get a message from Collins in the Police Department.
He messages you that there is an important matter to discuss with you and you are needed in the police department immediately.
//]
(text-colour:white)[
Your choices:
[[Text Collins, "Shut up Collins. You're so needy" and go to the Police station anyway->Back Police Station]]
[[Text Collins, "Fine, I'll be there shortly." and leave for the Police station->Back Police Station]]](text-colour:grey)[//You turn on your sirens and drive back to the Police Station as quickly as possible.
Multiple officers are gathered around Collins' table.
They seem to be whispering nervously.
Collins notices you enter and quickly calls you over.
He briefs you about a potential opportunity to catch a (text-colour:magenta)[wanted criminal] of the state.
He asks for your opinion and course of action.
//]
(text-colour:white)[Your choices:
Make plans to [[catch the criminal->Take the Case]], and push the duel off for another time
[[Assign the other officers->Assign Roles]] to catch the criminal since you have an extremely important duel tommorow
Join the criminal hunt, and [[contact the CIA->Contact CIA]] for backup
Randomly [[exit the room->Walk Out Again]] without a word](text-colour:grey)[//Assign roles to the three other officers currently working at the station.
You decide to leave the work to your best officers on the team.
You (text-colour:purple)[don't have the time] to be worrying about this criminal, you have an important //(text-colour:white)[[[duel tommorow->Go to Practice]]], //and you are still considering running for mayor. //](text-colour:grey)[//You raise your fists up to teach Collins a lesson. //
//Upon seeing your fists, you see Collin's face suddenly tense up and an awkward smile with (text-colour:purple)[big buck teeth] seems to form from Collins' mouth.
He carefully stands up from his chair and plants himself against the wall.
//]
(text-colour:lime)["Ah Michaels, you old fart! No need to get upset now! Here's a candy!"
]
(text-colour:grey)[//He nervously hands you an unwrapped pepermint from his desk.
//]
(text-colour:lime)["Now take that, and stuff it into your nifty pockets of yours. Lets just all cool down and be civil."
]
(text-colour:grey)[//Collins then scuttles away before you have a chance to teach him a lesson.
He's annoying.//]
(text-colour:white)[[[Look around the room->Sheriff Office]]](text-colour:grey)[//You reply to the annoying voice who is bothering your moment of peace... //]
(text-colour:blue)["What the heck dude! Can't you see that I'm having a moment here?!
So un-cool!" ]
(text-colour:grey)[//You hear the person murmuring something under their breath and walk away.
You daydream for another 5 minutes...//]
(text-colour:white)[[[Now you awaken.->Collins Conversation 1]]](text-colour:grey)[//Angrily, you tell Collins to look you in the eye.
He looks up from his desk. His small puny blue eyes seem to stare up at you unwavering.
You raise your voice and say,//]
(text-colour:blue)["Collins. You know perfectly well that I am five years older than you. So be quiet ya duchebag!" ]
(text-colour:grey)[//You feel your body tense up
Still staring at you, you notice that his gaze now looks slightly nervous.
All of a sudden, Collins breaks into fake (text-colour:purple)[sobs].
His feet on his desk, hands covering his face he starts to wail, //]
(text-colour:lime)["Please don't beat me up Sheriff! I didn't do anything wrong, I was just playing! I wasn't being serious, no, no, no, no..... AHHHH!!!"
]
(text-colour:grey)[//You totally know he is faking it.//]
(text-colour:white)[Your Choices:
[[-Beat up Collins->Beat Up]]
[[-Ignore him and look around the room to avoid a scene->Sheriff Office]]](text-colour:grey)[//Ask Collins to get you numbers.
But not just any numbers, you want the numbers //](text-colour:white)[[[to the (text-colour:magenta)[CIA]->Mrs. Thompson]]] (text-colour:grey)[//to help you on this criminal man-hunt//](text-colour:grey)[//You tell all the other officers to forget about the case, and you will take care of it all.
There is no way you'll let the other officers (text-colour:navy)[ruin your reputation] by defeating the best criminal mastermind!
You decide that the duel will have to wait for another day.
You go undercover to find the criminal. //]
//
(text-colour:grey)[But first you ]//(text-colour:white)[[[need supplies->Equipment]]].(text-colour:grey)[//Looking around for other tools to make you blend into regular day life, you find....
]
(text-colour:purple)[One bright pink fanny pack in the storage room
One pair of ankle high (text-colour:magenta)[kitty print socks]
Two water bottles
A XL black t-shirt that says Mama-Mia!
A couple pairs of pants lying on the bench.
One (text-colour:magenta)[half drunk dude], chillin
Car keys hanging on the wall.
]
(text-colour:grey)[You decided that they could all be necessary for your expedition.
Stuffing what you can into the pink fanny pack, somehow it all fits, except for the half drunk dude.
Someone seems to have hand cuffed him to the bench, and you couldn't figure out how to un-cuff him. ]
(text-colour:grey)[Take some car keys and]// [(text-colour:white)[[get going->Warehouse 1]]! ](text-colour:grey)[//You walk out of the police station.
Its all too overwhelming!
There is so much to do, and its so hard to pick what is correct.
You think for a while, and see a pretty butterfly flying down the street.
Becoming mesmorized, you start to follow the butterfly down the street.
Continuing down the street, following this (text-colour:purple)[beautiful butterfly], it seems to stop and land on a wall.
You have the desire to squish it.
As you contemplate squishing it, a random bird swoops in and eats the butterfly.
The bird lands in a nearby tree. You now want to] //(text-colour:white)[[[follow this annoying little shat->Follow Bird]]. ](text-colour:grey)[//You follow the bird.
It notices you following it, and starts flying faster.
It zips down an alleyway and over a fence.
You(text-colour:magenta)[ run into] the chain-linked fence face first.
Ouch!!
Looking around you see that you have run into Diagnal Alleyway on Last St.
This is the worst place to be! //
]
(text-colour:white)[[[Druggies->Gangsters]]]// (text-colour:grey)[tend to hang in these parts and the gang violence here is NO joke! //](text-colour:grey)[//Some gangsters come and encircle you.
About twenty of them have cornered you up against the chain-linked fence.
Suddenly, a hit from behind ](text-colour:white)[[[knocks you out->Wake Up]].
]
(text-colour:grey)[It was a (text-colour:orange)[frying pan]. //](text-colour:grey)[You go to the storage and artillery room where all the police equiptment is stored.
Opening the ammunition cabinents, you retrieve as much ammunition that can fit into your green satchel, which you will be using to carry around supplies.
Now your bag is] (text-colour:white)[[[full->Equipment 2]]. ]
(text-colour:grey)[//Somehow, he reads the numbers out to you very quickly.
Does Collin have a secret job that you don't know about?!
You get on the phone with the head of the CIA.
Mrs. Thompson is her name, and she is happy to chat with you!
She tells you to go to a secluded room and lock the door.
You go to your office and close the door.
Thompson asks you if you want to join the CIA.
Wow! What an amazing opportunity!
She claims that the only way for the CIA to help in this criminal hunt, is if you join. //]
(text-colour:white)[Your choices:
[[Accept her offer->Accept Offer]] and ask her if they have a secret food delivery service .
[[Refuse the offer->Refuse Offer]] and tell her you are too good for the CIA. ](text-colour:grey)[//You leave the police office, so you can go to the boxing ring and get some (text-colour:magenta)[extra practice] in, before the//] [(text-colour:white)[[duel tommorow->Duel Day]]. ]/(text-colour:grey)[/You refuse the offer.
You hang up the phone because you know you are WAY more important and (text-colour:purple)[powerful than the CIA].
Leaving your office, you ask Collin to get you someone more powerful on the line. You want the President of the USA!
Collin looks at you with an sneer on his face. //]
(text-colour:lime)["Hah, President you say? President my butt." ]
(text-colour:grey)[//Collin stands up and walks to another room.
Collin is truly SOO useless. Whatever.
You remember that you need to /]/[(text-colour:white)[[get prepared->Equipment]]] //(text-colour:grey)[for the man-hunt! //](text-colour:grey)[//The day has arrived. You jump to your feet, ready to (text-colour:yellow)[beat] the opponent in this long awaited//] (text-colour:white)[[[duel->The Duel Game]]]. (text-colour:grey)[//Color game that is based on speed.
The faster and the most accurate you play the game, the more rounds you will win in the duel. There are three rounds in total.//]
(text-colour:purple)[Instructions: Find the mis-matched word and color and click on it as fast as you can.
You must click on the incorrect word/color to move to the next combination. Once you complete 5 combinations, you complete the round.
To win a round in the duel, you must select the incorrect color/word for each combination, under a certain amount of time. ]
(text-colour:cyan)[First round: (slow) - play 5 different pages with the words rearranged]
(text-colour:red)[Orange]
(text-colour:purple)[Purple]
(text-colour:yellow)[Yellow]
(text-colour:lime)[Green]
(text-colour:magenta)[Pink]
(text-colour:cyan)[Turquoise]
//you will have choice to take a break from the duel...
//
(text-colour:cyan)[Second round: (moderate) - play 5 different pages with the words rearranged
] (text-colour:navy)[Blue]
(text-colour:yellow)[Yellow]
(text-colour:purple)[Purple]
(text-colour:green)[Green]
(text-colour:magenta)[Red]
(text-colour:orange)[ Orange]
//you will have choice to take break from Duel...
//
(text-colour:cyan)[Third round: (fast) - play 5 different pages with the words rearranged
]
(text-colour:green)[Green]
(text-colour:purple)[Yellow]
(text-colour:orange)[Orange]
(text-colour:magenta)[Pink]
(text-colour:white)[White]
(text-colour:cyan)[Turquoise]
Violet
//
(text-colour:grey)[If you can pass each level under a certain time, you [[win->Reportrs]] the duel! //](text-colour:grey)[//You meet with Mrs. Thompson on Flat St.
She gives you super secret codes to give my location of the target when you finally have eyes on him.
She gives a secret schedule to you so you can securely contact the CIA office without being noticed.
She gives you an (text-colour:magenta)[exclusive telephone] to call the CIA.
Finally, she gives you info of where to go first, and whom you are looking for.
You take the info, and go back to get equiped for the journey.
You plan to]// (text-colour:white)[[[leave tonight->Warehouse 11]]. ](text-colour:grey)[//You start you expedition at night, clocking your hunting log at 7pm.
You've waited for nightfall to arrive so you are more discrete.
Based on your information, you go to an (text-colour:navy)[abandoned warehouse] that is 15 miles out of downtown.
You drive deep into the countryside, where it is desert for miles and miles.
At your arrival, you park far from the warehouses, and sneak in through the security fences.
You don't find much evidence of anyone there, except for a couple cans in the garbage.
No cars or any vehicles are in the abandoned warehouse vicinity.
You continue]// (text-colour:white)[[[walking around->Walking Around More]]] (text-colour:grey)[//carefully//. ](text-colour:grey)[//You start you expedition at night, clocking your hunting log at 7pm.
You've waited for nightfall to arrive so you are more discrete.
Based on your information from the (text-colour:purple)[CIA], you go to an abandoned warehouse that is 15 miles out of downtown.
You drive deep into the countryside, where it is desert for miles and miles.
At your arrival, you park far from the warehouses, and sneak in through the security fences.
You don't find much evidence of anyone there, except for a couple cans in the garbage.
No cars or any vehicles are in the abandoned warehouse vicinity.
Taking out your cell phone and a paper with number codes, you call the phone number Mrs. Thompson gave you and give her the info of your location and info that there is nothing on the cite.
You continue/]/ (text-colour:white)[[[walking around->Walking Around More]]](text-colour:grey)[ carefully. ](text-colour:grey)[//As you continue to walk around more on the facility, you pick of traces of tire tracks leading into one of the old buildings.
Sneaking over to the building, you try to open a back door, but it seems locked.
Suddenly, from behind, you hear someone...//]
(text-colour:lime)["Hahahaaa, hahahahaha!!!"
]
(text-colour:grey)[//You turn around, to see the face of Mrs. Thompson!!
Looking around, you try to hush her motioning with a finger to your mouth.
She continues laughing loudly and pointing at you.
From behind, you feel a hit from behind that//] (text-colour:white)[[[knocks you out->Wake Up]]. ]
//
(text-colour:grey)[It was a frying pan. //]You awaken.
You are now strapped in a chair, in a large dark room.
Where are you?
Suddenly a spotlight turns on and blinds you.
"Well well well. How interesting indeed. The most skilled fighter was defeated by a frying pan!"
Your head is throbbing.
The talking voice seems somewhat familiar...
"Wait... Sam?"
"WoaOaaahahaha!!! Well you didn't expect it to this way did ya?!"(text-colour:grey)[//A familiar face walks into the spotlight. //
]
(text-colour:blue)["Collins?" ]
/(text-colour:grey)[/His puny blue eyes meet yours for a flash of a second before he gives an awkward chortle.
Collins is wearing a black cat suit, topped with the (text-colour:magenta)[weirdest pair] of cat ears perched high on his head.
Walking up behind you with a frying pan in hand, he unties you from the chair.
He drags the chair out of the spotlight, and you are now alone in the light. //
]
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(text-colour:grey)[//
You wearily get into defense position. All of a sudden, a (text-colour:orange)[frying pan] is thrown down to the floor next to you.
The voice of Mrs. Thompson says,](text-colour:lime)[// "We'll, what are you waiting for, take the pan and fight!"
]
(text-colour:grey)[
//You take it.
As soon as you touch the pan, two men seem to jump into the spotlight and throw attacks at you.
You block. //]
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(text-colour:grey)[//One of the men seems to be Collins wearing the ridiculous cat costume, and the other seems to be someone even more curious.
He is wearing an (text-colour:navy)[orange cat costume] with weird orange ears on his head.
You've seen the other man's face before but where?
A Newspaper! You saw his face on a newspaper!
Now you recall that this face was none other than the face of the criminal mastermind, whom you were trying to hunt.
What the heck!?!]
//
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(text-colour:grey)[//As both men are throwing heavy hits with frying pans in each hand, you realize that you must step up your fighting game.
These guys are good.
No... they are (text-colour:magenta)[exceptional frying pan fighters]!
Time to step up]// (text-colour:white)[[[your game->The Battle Game]]....](text-colour:grey)[//Color game that is based on speed.
The faster and the most accurate you play the game, the more rounds you will win in the pan duel. There are three rounds in total.//]
(text-colour:purple)[Instructions: Find the mis-matched word and color and click on it as fast as you can.
You must click on the incorrect word/color to move to the next combination. Once you complete 5 combinations, you complete the round.
To win a round in the duel, you must select the incorrect color/word for each combination, under a certain amount of time. ]
(text-colour:cyan)[First round: (slow) - play 5 different pages with the words rearranged]
(text-colour:red)[Orange]
(text-colour:purple)[Purple]
(text-colour:yellow)[Yellow]
(text-colour:lime)[Green]
(text-colour:magenta)[Pink]
(text-colour:cyan)[Turquoise]
//you will have choice to take a break from the duel...
//
(text-colour:cyan)[Second round: (moderate) - play 5 different pages with the words rearranged
] (text-colour:navy)[Blue]
(text-colour:yellow)[Yellow]
(text-colour:purple)[Purple]
(text-colour:green)[Green]
(text-colour:magenta)[Red]
(text-colour:orange)[ Orange]
//you will have choice to take break from Duel...
//
(text-colour:cyan)[Third round: (fast) - play 5 different pages with the words rearranged
]
(text-colour:green)[Green]
(text-colour:purple)[Yellow]
(text-colour:orange)[Orange]
(text-colour:magenta)[Pink]
(text-colour:white)[White]
(text-colour:cyan)[Turquoise]
Violet
//
(text-colour:grey)[If you can pass each level under a certain time, you [[win->Win]] the pan duel! //](text-colour:grey)[//You win the pan duel. You have knocked out both Collins and the criminal with your (text-colour:orange)[frying pan].
Now it seems that the voice of Mrs. Thompson is matched with a face, as she pops into the light. ]
(text-colour:lime)[She says,// "I'm not afraid of you ya twerp!" ]
(text-colour:grey)[//You can sense the fear on her face, as she awkwardly brandishes two pans she took from Collins.
You quickly maneuver out of the spotlight, to see an empty warehouse around you. She too jumps out and starts trying to whack you.
With a (text-colour:navy)[swift blow], you knock her out easily.
Noice!
]
//
(text-colour:grey)[//Quickly, you pat down Collins and the criminal to find a working cellphone and]// (text-colour:white)[[[call->3 minutes later]]] //(text-colour:grey)[the Mayor, the other officers, anyone you know. //](text-colour:grey)[//3o minutes later....
(text-colour:purple)[Helicopters] are hovering over the warehouses, police sirens are wailing in the distance.
Police officers come in droves from towns all around, including Dunesly. The group of cat-people (plus cat-dog), were taken to be questioned and detained in Dunesly, whilst a more (text-colour:magenta)[detailed] investigation takes place.
You have had a long day, but you must also be ][[detained->Go to Sleep]] (text-colour:grey)[for questioning. ](text-colour:grey)[You had gone back to the police station and were thoroughly (text-colour:orange)[questioned] before being released.
You go to] [[bed->Reporters]]. (text-colour:grey)[You awake the following morning, sore all over.
What a fight!
You get a cup of (text-colour:yellow)[coffee] and turn on the news.
The smiling face of the mayor greets you and he seems to be standing in front of a picture of your home.
Wait is that a picture?
You walk to your front door and open it...
The loud voice of the mayor greets you as well as the clicking and flashing of many cameras.
Holding your (text-colour:yellow)[coffee] in one hand, TV (text-colour:purple)[remote] in the other, you squint from the flashing lights and force a smile.
The governor seems to be talking to you, but it sounds like gibberish.
]
(text-colour:blue)["What?"] (text-colour:grey)[you ask.
The mayor's voice seems to clear up and say,] (text-colour:lime)["That was the greatest duel that the town of Dunesly has ever seen! Everyone is so happy to have you as the Sheriff!" ]
It seems like the video footage of the kidnapping/ pan battle in the warehouse has been released.
(text-colour:grey)[Microphones (text-colour:orange)[jab] you in the mouth and reporters begin to ask,] (text-colour:lime)["Will you be running for mayor Michaels? Everyone want's to see you as head of the town!" ]
(text-colour:grey)[You see the mayor give an offended frown, and you turn back to the reporters. ]
(text-colour:white)[You can choose:
"[[Yes. I will be the next mayor.->Mayor]]"
"[[Yes, I'll be running for mayor to get this other big shot outta here!->Mayor]]"
"[[No, I like my job as Sheriff. But I'm flattered->Mayor]]"
''Blush, put down the coffee and remote, and begin singing''] (text-colour:magenta)[[[Clementine in the form of Opera->Clementine]]].(text-colour:grey)[//You became the mayor of Dunesly! Whether you wanted to or not, the people didn't give you a choice.
All the people (text-colour:purple)[love] you and you now have full control of Dunesly. //]
(text-colour:white)[Now that you RULE the town, you decide to make...
A massive [[statue->Statue]] of yourself with a frying pan in hand
A huge [[waterslide->Waterslide]] in the center of town
A law that if someone wears a] [[cat costume->No Cats]] (text-colour:white)[in public, then you can beat them up](text-colour:grey)[All the reporters take pictures and cheer you on, as you sing a beautiful opera version of (text-colour:magenta)['My Clementine'].
A video of you was taken and posted on the internet, where it went viral!
Simon Cowell invited you to his home in Malibu where he wants to play out a career for you in music!
Your choices:]
(text-colour:white)[
[[Accept Simon's offer->Music]]
[[Kindly Decline Simon's offer->Mayor]]](text-colour:grey)[//You decide to go to Malibu, where Simon Cowell invited you to plan out a music career.
He was so impressed by your vocals, that he even invited you to sing for his cat day parade, in his home.
You were forced to put on a grey cat jumpsuit with curly cat ears and perform infront of all of Hollywood.
Well it was all amazing until the free-range cats roaming around, started attacking your suit and you got into a massive cat catastrophe.
You] [[went home->Mayor]] (text-colour:grey)[to Dunesly the following week, where the town welcomed you with open arms. //](text-colour:grey)[//Nice Waterslide!!
This was the best investment that you have ever made!
Although Dunesly doesn't get many (text-colour:purple)[visitors], the waterslide in the middle of town is a great attraction!
Now, you have another accomplishment to be proud of, other than being the best fighter in Dunesly and the new Mayor!//]
[[Fin->Finish]](text-colour:grey)[//You got an accurate (text-colour:navy)[sculpture] made of yourself, holding a (text-colour:orange)[frying pan].
It was beautiful in your eyes, until a mob of gangsters defaced it, and got in the habit of throwing eggs at it every Sunday.
Now it is a faceless statue, that fries eggs every Sunday.]
//
[[Fin->Finish]](text-colour:grey)[//The law for no cat costumes, has been enforced.
Everybody who lives in Dunesly, keep this law in mind. But it is such a (text-colour:orange)[peculiar] law, is it not? I'm sure the cat ladies are not happy. //]
[[Fin->Finish]](text-colour:grey)[//You run over to the young girl who is injured. She seems to have fallen on the side walk, and now has a gushing wound on her right leg.
A small crowd has formed around the sobbing little girl.
As you quickly make your way to the girl, the crowd parts and you hear people saying,//]
(text-colour:lime)["Oh, thank goodness Sheriff Michaels is here!"
"Sheriff Michaels! He'll know what to do"]
//
(text-colour:grey)[You assess the situation, and tell the girl that she will be okay.
Grabbing a bandana from a random bystander's neck, you carefully tie it around the girl's wound.
She is now more upset and pained, but the wound is not gushing anymore.
Handing her a lolly pop, it seems to quiet the girl, and the paramedics arrive soon after.
You saved the girl!
The crowd around, gave a loud applause, and then disperses. //
]
(text-colour:white)[Your choices:
- Go get some [[coffee->Coffee Time]]
- Go to [[boxing ring->Boxing Time]]](text-colour:magenta)[Congratulations, you finished the Dunesly Duel! It didn't go as planned did it now? I guess you'll have to reschedule a FAIR duel for later!]
[[Return to Start->Awaken]](text-colour:orange)['WHAACK!']
(text-colour:grey)[An excruciating pain hits the side of your face.
You wake up, being blinded by a ray of sunlight.]
(text-colour:white)[Let me just tell you... it was ][[ Mr. Collins->Bad Collins]](text-colour:grey)[On what seems to be a well lit porch, Mr. Collins is looking around suspiciously.
Mr. Collins is a small man, he can also be one mean bean.
Your face is still throbbing, and you know who did ][[the crime->Evil]].
(text-colour:grey)[Collins still eyeing you with a slight smirk on his face, should probably be in jail right now, since he just hit you...
"Beloved Sheriff Michaels"]
(text-colour:white)[You want to...
][[punch him right now->New Beat Up]]
[[handcuff him->handcuff]](text-colour:grey)[Standing up, you raise your fists and are ready to land a solid sandwich into Collins' (text-colour:magenta)[puncheable] face...
]
(text-colour:cyan)["][[WOooOoF! WoOF WOof->Sam]](text-colour:cyan)[!" ( Oy, mate!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?! )
]
(text-colour:grey)[In the corner of your eye, you see a buff looking dog come into vision.
]
(text-colour:white)[This is Sam. He's your best friend and partner in catching criminals.
]
(text-colour:cyan)["WOaooff WaOof WoOOf." (Are you two done yet?)
]
(text-colour:grey)[You and Collins look down at Sam. He looks] [[mad->mad]].
(text-colour:grey)[With quick maneuver, you sweep Collins feet from under him..
(text-colour:green)["OooOf!"
]
and you put his hands behind his back.
In his right hand he is holding his weapon of destruction: a (text-colour:magenta)[flyswatter].
Now, with his face squished up on the wooden porch, you hear...
(text-colour:green)["Sherff! Sheerifff! Please doon't, I wus just messsin!!"
]
You pull him to his] [[feet->feet]](text-colour:grey)[...but watch out!!](text-colour:orange)["SPLAACK"
]
(text-colour:grey)[Spittle hit you square in your face.
]
(text-colour:white)[Ew, gruss.
]
(text-colour:white)[Let me just tell you; Mr. Collins is a real piece of work. I wonder how you ended up with an] [[assistant->Sam]] (text-colour:white)[like that! ](text-colour:grey)[You let go of Collins and think for a second.. what did I do wrong?
It gives Collins a chance to scuttle away into the building next to you.
]
(text-colour:white)[AAargh! Collins is such a headache!
]
(text-colour:grey)[Sam has turned to look at you.
]
(text-colour:cyan)["WooOf, woaoff wOoof WooOoaf?" (did you get your)] [[schedule->schedule]]?(text-colour:blue)["No!"
]
(text-colour:white)[How the heck could you have gotten your schedule from that scum-bag? Collins is practically useless!
]
(text-colour:grey)[Sam doesn't seem impressed. He reaches into his dog jacket and pulls out a half chewed paper titled ]"[[Schedule->Schedule]]"
(text-colour:grey)[You un-crinckle the mushy piece of paper...
]
(text-colour:white)[Yikes, this handwriting is terrifying! I guess you better pull out your dictionary and start learning hyroglyphs!
]
(text-colour:cyan)["WAooOF WoOF!" (Just hand it over!)
]
(text-colour:grey)[Sam snatches it back from you and starts reading...
]
(text-colour:cyan)["WoooAf woaoaf woOOf, woAOof WoaOff.." (Looks like you have a meeting with the mayor at...)
]
(text-colour:grey)[Sam jumps suddenly and barks loudly,
]
(text-colour:cyan)["WOOOAFFF!! (Right NOW!! ][[City Hall, 1pm Room 17b->Meeting]]! ) (text-colour:blue)["What the heck Sam! You had the schedule all along, and you didn't remind me that I had a meeting today?"
"What are we even meeting about?"]
(text-colour:grey)[Sam runs over to the entrance of the porch, overlooking downtown Dunesly...
With an impatient glare, he says...]
(text-colour:cyan)["Woaf wooOff woOoaaf... WooOF!" (You are meeting about ][[the duel->the duel]] (text-colour:cyan)[you dummy!](text-colour:white)[Now let met tell you about this duel... your duel!
Every year, the town of Dunesly holds the annual Dunesly duel. It was a duel created by you, Sheriff Michaels, to prove you are the best fighter in the Southwest!
Now the Dunesly duel, isn't just any duel. It is a pan fighting duel. It is a one-on-one combat, using the most powerful weapon... frying pans.
Back to the ][[situation at hand...->Downtown]](text-colour:grey)[Sam runs onto the busy sidewalk, where you can now make out groups of people walking and talking.
You follow Sam.
People seem to notice you, and start calling out your name. ]
(text-colour:magenta)["Sheriff!!"
]
(text-colour:yellow)["Sheriff Michaels!"
]
(text-colour:white)[Arghh!! Where did that blasted dog run offf to?
]
(text-colour:orange)["Hey Sheriff! Looking for something?"
]
(text-colour:red)["Hi Sheriff!"
]
(text-colour:white)[Whatever, just forget him. He'll show up at some point. You better make it to your [[meeting->To Meeting]]! Its getting latee!
](text-colour:grey)[A crowd has seemed to form around you. Happy faces are smiling and cheering at you.
]
(text-colour:white)[AHh a boost of self esteem... but must keep focused.
]
(text-colour:grey)[To get to the meeting, you could try [[taking the police car->Police car]], but there is probably a lot of traffic now that you were spotted in public.
Or you could just ][[run to city hall->Run to City Hall]] (text-colour:grey)[it isn't that far...]](text-colour:grey)[URRRG!! You squeeze past the crowd and manage to get onto your horse. Wheew! ]
(text-colour:white)[Finally outta that craziness!]
(text-colour:grey)[You are riding downtown, the streets seemed to have cleared slightly from traffic.
Finally nearing the turn to City Hall, you hear a loud dispute taking place along the curb.
It sounds like its getting ][[heated over there->heated]]!
(text-colour:white)[URRRG!! You must get past this huge crowd! But how?
Hmm...
U... Nah, thats absurd. We can't be violent
Nope.. you probably couldn't handcuff them all quick enough...
]
(text-colour:magenta)["SOMEONE HELPP!!" ]
(text-colour:white)[Oh no, now somethings] [[wrong->wrong]]. (text-colour:grey)[A woman in the crowd seems to be shouting!
]
(text-colour:magenta)["Help! Please, Sheriff, someone! Helpp!"
]
(text-colour:grey)[Your gut instinct turns your body around, and you quickly make your way over to the danger.
An older woman, seems to have collapsed, she isn't breathing.]
(text-colour:white)[Oh man!! This sucks!
Not only are you late, but now you've got an] [[emergency->Emergency]] (text-colour:white)[on your hands!]You turn and see two folk arguing by their horses.
PLEASE DON'T go over there! OY!! Are you LISTENING?
You walk your horse over there and park it.
"What seems to be the problem?"
"Well Sheriff, you see, we had a little bumper accident. He parked his horse too close to mine, and his horse ate all my horses hair off of it's tail!"
"I wan't to fine for $1000 dollars!"
"Well I want to fine you $700 dollars for feeding my horse, your horses' butt hair!"
You better [[settle it fast->Settle this]]. Your SO late! (text-colour:grey)[You've never done it before, but it must be done.
You get on your knees, and stretching your mighty muscular hands into CPR position, you start giving compressions.
The crowd is in awe.
A group of teenage girls point at your muscular biceps and giggle. ]
(text-colour:white)[Wowow. Your so popular. It must be noice!
]
(text-colour:grey)[You look up at the lady who called out in distress, and say,
]
(text-colour:blue)["You!] [[[[Call 911->911]]]."
]
(text-colour:grey)[She nods and fumbles for her phone.](text-colour:grey)[You're pocket seems to vibrate.
Someone's calling you.
Using one (text-colour:red)[muscular] hand to continue compressions, you answer the phone.]
(text-colour:white)[It was the lady in front of you calling.
Nah!! JK, Jk! It was Sam.
]
(text-colour:green)["WAOOOOFO****FOOWAOOOOFF!" (WHERE THE **** ARE YOU?) ]
(text-colour:blue)["I'm in a SITUATION ya little butt!"
]
(text-colour:purple)['Sirens wail']
(text-colour:navy)["[[Be there->Finally City Hall]] in a second." ](text-colour:grey)[Fastforwarding...
Paramedics took over for you shortly afterward, and you were the (text-colour:magenta)[hero], once again.
You managed to push through the crowd and run to City Hall.
You are now at city hall. You got a message from Collin, reminding you that your meeting is at city hall, in room 17b.]
(text-colour:white)[How did that annoying little quirk of a man remember to text you? He seemed so useless!
]
(text-colour:grey)[You meet with the mayor. He apparently got here 5 hours ago! Nice jolly dude, but seems like he should hold off on the donuts!
It also seems like he's got a lot of (text-colour:purple)[free time] on his hands.
]
(text-colour:white)[Maybe I should become mayor...I want free time!
]
(text-colour:grey)[You chat about the big event. Preparations, starting times, safety procedures, etc.
Seems like everything is settled.
Lets ][[get outta here->Leaving Door]]. (text-colour:grey)[Time to get back on call as sheriff.][[City Hall->Finally City Hall]]Okay, you!
You point at the tail-eating culprit and it's owner.
"I want you to pay up $1000. This is the way of the law. If you know that your horse has these problems, then park in a bigger parking space."
The grumbling culprit owner, slowly pulls out a stack of cash from his sack.
Wow! Its dangerous to keep that kind of money on hand! How much more money ya think he's got in there???
Ah... snap out of it! You better rush to City Hall! (text-colour:grey)[You walk out the doorway. ]
(text-colour:orange)["GRRWL..." ]
(text-colour:grey)[Looking through the clear glass door, you see Sam sitting waiting for you to come out.
]
(text-colour:blue)["I know what you are going to tell me Sam, so please don't say it."
]
(text-colour:green)["WOOoaf?" (Say what?)
]
(text-colour:white)[Wait thats me, haha. Stomach is growling, we haven't eaten all day.
]
(text-colour:green)["WoooOOf?" (Time for lunch?)
]
(text-colour:white)[That sounds good. We can make some time for] [[donuts->Donnuts]] (text-colour:white)[or something...](text-colour:grey)[You get up and walk to the door.
]
(text-colour:white)[Wait, wouldn't it be funny if you told the Mayor]
(text-colour:magenta)[[[you will soon run for office as mayor.->Running for office]]]
(text-colour:white)[Or, ya could just ]
(text-colour:magenta)[[[walk to the doorway, stand there, and awkwardly smile and wave at the mayor!->Weird look]]]
(text-colour:white)[Come on, lets have some fun!] (text-colour:grey)[You walk to the doorway, and give the mayor an awkward smile and wave.
He looks at you.
Looking (text-colour:magenta)[weirded out], he nods at you and slowly waves and smiles back. ]
(text-colour:white)[Noice!! Now thats what I call a dramatic] [[exit->Leaving City Hall]]! (text-colour:grey)[You comment to the mayor that you plan on running for office as mayor of Dunesly.
The mayor looks surprised. ]
(text-colour:white)[(text-colour:magenta)[Noice!] That'll get the mayor thinking! It would be pretty easy to win an election against this guy!
Let's get outta] [[here->Leaving City Hall]](text-colour:white)[!] (text-colour:grey)[You and Sam get back onto your horses, and head over to Matilda's Donnutery.
]
(text-colour:white)[Yay! Food!
]
[[Time passes->Night time]](text-colour:white)[...]
(text-colour:grey)[Hours pass, its now 7pm.
You've had a long day of 'hero work' and are currently chilling on the porch of the Dunsely Police station.
You, Sam, Officer Danny and Collins are still on duty until 9pm.
From inside the building, you hear some noise.]
(text-colour:white)[Its probably just Collins again, throwing darts at the fake deer head.
]
(text-colour:grey)[Sam perks his] [[ears->Hear]](text-colour:grey)[...](text-colour:grey)[Sam looks at you...
(text-colour:green)["WoooOOof" (Someone's calling us)
]
and he stands up quickly to enter the] [[building->enter]].(text-colour:grey)[You follow Sam into the Police station.
SURPRISINGLY, Collins is actually sitting at his desk talking to Officer Danny.
They both look nervous. ]
(text-colour:white)[SUS
Collins is never worried.
But then again, he is newly hired as of two days ago, and he's never seen an important] [[police case->The Case]] (text-colour:white)[before].
(text-colour:blue)["What's up?"] (text-colour:grey)[Collins speaks grimly, as if he forgot his identity. Did the evil spirit finally leave him?
Officer Danny says...
(text-colour:red)["We've got an important case Sheriff." ]
(text-colour:yellow)["Rumor has it that the criminal mastermind they have been trying to hunt down, has been found somewhere near Dunesly." Collins adds. ]
(text-colour:white)[Wow, I wasn't expecting that.
]
(text-colour:yellow)["The CIA got in contact with me and with Danny boy, and gave us the run down. The case is legit." Collin continues]
(text-colour:red)[Danny adds, "They think you are the best man for the job, but it may ruin your Duel day. What should we do?" ]
]
[[....->Decision]](text-colour:white)[Man, this is a tough decision. Would we rather catch a criminal mastermind, or give up the title of the best fighter in the Southwest? ]
(text-colour:grey)[Time to choose....]
(text-colour:white)[I must] [[sacrifice my title->Sacrifice]] (text-colour:white)[for the greater good... ](text-colour:orange)[*sniffle* *sniffle*]
(text-colour:white)[Well can't the CIA just do it? I have an important] [[duel tommorow->Duel Tommorow]].(text-colour:blue)["I'll take care of it."
]
(text-colour:white)[Wow. What a brave soul. ](text-colour:orange)[*clap* *clap* *sniffle* *clap* ]
(text-colour:grey)[
Officer Danny and Collin acknowledge your decision.
You see Collin suddenly stand up straight and salute you.
Without thinking, you also stand up and salute back.]
(text-colour:orange)[*awkward silence*
]
(text-colour:grey)[Officer Danny walks up to you and grabs you by your muscular bicep and takes you to the storage room to get ][[supplies->Supplies]]. (text-colour:grey)[Collins nods slowly, so does Officer Danny.
(text-colour:red)["We accept your decision Sheriff. Not everyone has the strength to fight both in a war of crime and a Duel for fun." Danny says.]
(text-colour:white)[Ahh, is he trying to get me rowled up?
]
(text-colour:white)[He's definitely pushing my buttons right?
Well I can't refuse a good ][[challenge->Sacrifice]]! (text-colour:grey)[Fast forwarding your boring time in the closet...
Ya came out with two frying pans, darts, gun powder (for what, not sure), multiple pairs of handcuffs, (text-colour:magenta)[pink kitty socks (who's idea was that)], too many water bottles, a box of matches, and far too many cans of chili. ]
(text-colour:grey)[Now you are ready.
You jump onto your police horse, and Sam decides to come along.
Collins gave you cordinates that were forwarded to him by the CIA. ](text-colour:white)[Sounds like you will have a long night, riding into the desert.]
(text-colour:grey)[The plan...] [[get there before->Dawn]] (text-colour:grey)[and figure out attack formations. ]
(text-colour:grey)[You are TIRED! The sun is not yet risen, and you and Sam have finally arrived at what seems to be a large warehouse facility in the middle of the desert. It's deserted.
Although the front gates are open, you don't want to be too (text-colour:orange)[SUS], so you both decide to enter in through the sewer pipes.
]
(text-colour:white)[Good plan.]
(text-colour:grey)[10 minutes till Dawn...
5 minutes....
Okay, its time to] [[roll->Sewage]](text-colour:grey)[!](text-colour:grey)[At the entrance of the sewage pipes
...]
(text-colour:orange)[*cough* *cough*]
(text-colour:blue)["Ugh, it smells awful in here!"
]
(text-colour:green)["WOahooff...*cough* *cough*... wooOOafff!"
(Man, you have terrible... *cough* *cough*... ideas!)
]
(text-colour:blue)["Ahh, shut up Sam."
]
(text-colour:orange)[*drip* ... *drip*... *drip*...
]
(text-colour:blue)["Its dark in here."
]
(text-colour:orange)[*drip*...*drip*
]
(text-colour:blue)["Well lets move on."
]
(text-colour:orange)[*squelch*, *squelch*, *squelch*
]
(text-colour:blue)["Are you comming Sam?"
]
(text-colour:green)["WoaoOAff, wooaf." (Nah, I think I'll stay behind.)
]
...
(text-colour:blue)[
"Hmmph..."
"So much for a best friend"]
(text-colour:orange)[*squelch* ,*squelch*, *squelch*, *squelch*....
]
(text-colour:orange)[(echoing...)] (text-colour:blue)["See you later Sam! See you when I've ](text-colour:white)[[[caught the criminal->Warehouse time]]](text-colour:blue)[!" ]
(text-colour:grey)[You walk around the sewage piping underground, and finally find a manhole. The problem is you have no idea where it leads...
(text-colour:blue)["Well where's the worst place this could lead?"
]
(text-colour:orange)[*creak*
]
You opened the man hole and a gushing flow of mud comes streaming in, as well as a massive hairy log.
]
(text-colour:white)[Are you in the swamp?
]
[[Yuk->Dirty Dog]]
(text-colour:grey)[The mud slide slows, and you suddenly feel movement from the hairy log that came tumblin in.]
(text-colour:orange)[*splutter*
]
(text-colour:blue)["Sam?"
]
(text-colour:green)["WAOOOFFF!!"
]
(text-colour:blue)["What the..."
"How did ya get in here?"]
(text-colour:green)["WooAoff, waOff, woOooaf!"
(How do you think dummie, I fell in!)]
(text-colour:blue)["What were you doing in a ton of mud?"
]
(text-colour:green)["WooaAFf, woof, Woaefff."
(Setting up cameras in the vicinity to get coverage of the interaction with the criminal. You can never be sure these days with defendant lawyers.)]
(text-colour:white)[Ah, good thinking.
Okay but seriously, can we please get] [[OUTTA HERE->Were out]](text-colour:white)[! ]
(text-colour:white)[Ah, it smells so much better outside. Now where are we...?
It looks like we are within the fenced warehouse area... progress!
Sam climbs out]
(text-colour:green)["WoOOF WaOooaF woaaf waoOff."
(I think you should do a thorough check of that (text-colour:purple)[warehouse] over there.)]
(text-colour:blue)["Sounds good Sam. I'll go there, and you go stand lookout."
]
(text-colour:green)["WOoah, woAah." (Okay, I'll be standing with Gary.)
]
(text-colour:blue)["Who's Gary?"
]
(text-colour:green)["woAof,"
(The horse) ]
(text-colour:white)[Didn't know his name was Gary. Oookay.
]
(text-colour:grey)[With the precise steps of a well trained Samurai, Karate, pan fighting man, you make you're way over to the ][[warehouse->Finally the Warehouse]]. (text-colour:orange)[*squelch* *squelch*
]
(text-colour:white)[Urgh, these MUDDY BOOTS are ruining our stealthy moves!
]
(text-colour:orange)[*squelch*... ]
(text-colour:white)[forget it
]
(text-colour:blue)["Lemme take em off..."
"Gerofff !!!"
]
(text-colour:white)[Okay, we'll just have to walk around in our pink kitty socks.
]
(text-colour:orange)[*sneak*
]
(text-colour:grey)[You've finally reached the] [[backdoor->Backdoor]] to the warehouse.(text-colour:grey)[You reach your hand out to grab the handle
Suddenly you feel a hard hit to your head...]
(text-colour:orange)[*WHAPPP*
]
(text-colour:white)[Great. Now ur ][[unconcious->Wakee wakee]]. (text-colour:white)[End? What does he mean by end? ]
(text-colour:blue)["Sam. Yo, its me. Its Sheriff Michaels."
"Dude, you caught the wrong person!" ]
...
(text-colour:blue)["Hurry up, let me outta this uncomftorbal CHAAIR!!"]
(text-colour:white)[Also, didn't you notice that Sam was speaking English?
Or is this a dream? ]
(text-colour:green)["Michaels my man. I know you all too well."
"You are the best Samurai, Karate and pan fighter of the Southwest."
"You also are the most loved, well fed, strong man that I have ever known."
"But the real question is, are you a] [[good man->Good man]](text-colour:green)[?"] (text-colour:white)[Wakee Wakee!
]
(text-colour:grey)[You awaken.
You are now strapped in a chair, in a large dark room.
Where are you?
Suddenly a spotlight turns on and blinds you.
(text-colour:green)["Well well well. How interesting indeed. The most skilled fighter was defeated by a frying pan!"]
Your head is throbbing.
The talking voice seems somewhat familiar...]
(text-colour:blue)["Wait... Sam?"]
(text-colour:green)["WoaOaaahahaha!!! Well you didn't expect it to ][[end->End?]] (text-colour:green)[this way did ya?!"]
(text-colour:blue)["What the **** Sam!"
"Stop all this **** **** **** and get me out!"
"We don't have time to waste Sam! A criminal is on the loose, and we have to get him!" ]
(text-colour:green)["Sheriff, when will you //understand//? The whole thing was a set up!"
]
(text-colour:green)["I set it up just so that I could defeat you myself. I want to finish you off, and I want all of Dunesly to see it!" ]
(text-colour:white)[But ][[why->Reasons]](text-colour:white)[??...](text-colour:green)["Did you ever really pay attention to me Michaels? Nope. "
]
(text-colour:white)[Whaat?
]
(text-colour:green)["Did you ever take me on walks just like other pet owners do? Never."
"I was a lone ranger. I bet you never even realized when I was gone..."
(click-goto:?page,"Gone")]
(text-colour:grey)[Continue...](text-colour:green)["When we first met, I saw so much potential in you. I thought we could be good friends."
"But instead you, you used me as a tool, working late nights, cleaning your dirty dishes, carrying your schedule everywhere, its (text-colour:purple)[discoursting]."
"So that's why I've decided to (text-colour:yellow)[destroy you]. I'll finally be able to show you the powers I'm capable of!"
Bet you never knew that I was the head of a movement did ya? ]
(text-colour:white)[If Mr. Collins, the Douchebag had done this kidnapping, I wouldn't be surprised. But Sam? My best friend?]
(click-goto:?page,"Movement")
(text-colour:grey)[Continue...](text-colour:grey)[From the darkness of the warehouse...there emerges dozens of human sized cats, in many different colors.]
(text-colour:white)[Hey wait... those aren't cats, those are humans wearing cat costumes!
]
(text-colour:green)["WooOahAhaha! Yes, thats right! I am the president of the CIA!
We are the Cat Idealist Accademy!"
]
(text-colour:white)[I'm pretty sure the CIA stands for something else] (click-goto:?page,"CIAA")
(text-colour:grey)[Continue...](text-colour:blue)["Do you mean the Central Intelligence Agency?"]
(text-colour:green)["No stupid!! I made MY OWN organization! the C-A-T-S I-D-E-A-L-I-S-T A-C-C-A-D-E-M-Y." ]
(text-colour:blue)["Well that's dumb. And for the record, I think your feline loyalties are distcoursing."
]
(text-colour:green)["Shut up prisoner. I have heard enough of your commands and needs. Now you must listen to me!!"
"I will unleash the power of all my cat strength onto you, this very day."
"When I give the signal, you will be released, and will be nobely (text-colour:magenta)[defeated] by my all-powerful academy."
"Feel my ][[WRATH->Wrath]](text-colour:green)[!!" ](text-colour:white)[Think... Think...
Ah! The supplies in your pockets. There still here!!
You have //darts//, //gun powder//, and //matches//. Darn, you left the water and chili with Gary.
]
(text-colour:grey)[Sam begins to talk...
]
(text-colour:green)["Lights out!"]
(text-colour:orange)[*click*]
(text-colour:green)["Cat vision on"
"Alright my cat idealists, lets show this bad man our ][[POWER->Powers]](text-colour:green)[!" ]
(text-colour:green)[
"On three..."
"One..."
(text-colour:grey)[You use a dart to quickly cut through your bindings..
]
"Two..." ]
(text-colour:grey)[Your quick to unload the amunition on the floor..
]
(text-colour:green)["Three!" ]
(text-colour:grey)[
With a lit match, you throw the flame onto the ammunition and dive into the darkness where a crowd of human cats awaits.]
[[BBBOOOOMMM!!->Boom]](text-colour:grey)[You jump into a large crowd of unexpecting cat peeps...
You also feel yourself and a wave of cats fly into the air as an explosion from your makeshift bomb explodes.
You land expertly on the faces of fallen cat people. ]
(text-colour:white)[But how?? Lets just say that you've had much experience training with the Samurai! ]
(text-colour:white)[And yes, you were blessed with night vision. :^)]
(text-colour:grey)[It's ][[Duel time->0 Cat Duel]](text-colour:grey)[! ]
(text-colour:navy)[[[Blue->Cat Duelss 2]]]
(text-colour:White)[[[Yellow->Cat Duelss 22]]],
(text-colour:purple)[[[Purple->Cat Duelss 2]]],
(text-colour:green)[[[Green->Cat Duelss 2]]],
(text-colour:Red)[[[Red->Cat Duelss 2]]]
(text-colour:Orange)[[[Orange->Cat Duelss 2]]]
(text-colour:grey)[Now take a look at this list... Which doesn't look right?
To progress to the next round of hits, you must click the "Incorrect" color/word combination. ](text-colour:magenta)[Good luck!]
(text-colour:purple)[[[Purple->Cat Duelss 1]]]
(text-colour:yellow)[[[Yellow->Cat Duelss 1]]],
(text-colour:lime)[[[Green->Cat Duelss 1]]],
(text-colour:magenta)[[[Pink->Cat Duelss 1]]],
(text-colour:cyan)[[[Turquoise->Cat Duelss 1]]]
(text-colour:navy)[[[Orange->Cat Duelss 11]]][(text-colour:grey)[Ouch! Wrong answer. You were hit in the back with a frying pan. Be more careful!] [[Next round...->Cat Duel 1]]] [(text-colour:grey)[Nice! You (text-colour:purple)[jabbed] your frying pan into one cat's stomach and accomplished an impressive roundhouse kick, knocking more cats to the floor.]] [[Next...->Cat Duel 1]]
(text-colour:grey)[Points earned <set $points +=1][(text-colour:grey)[Oww! Wrong answer. With a (text-colour:yellow)[solid hit] to the shin, you slump over in pain. Come on, we gotta get it together!][[Next round...->Cat Duel 2]]] (text-colour:grey)[Wowee! You have amazing moves!. Dodging a flying frying pan, you easily (text-colour:yellow)[slink] between two attacking cats who are trying to hit you. They knock each other out. Lets keep rolling! ] [[Next...->Cat Duel 2]]
(text-colour:grey)[Points earned <set $points +=1](text-colour:magenta)[[[Pink->Cat Duelss 3]]]
(text-colour:Blue)[[[Blue->Cat Duelss 3]]]
(text-colour:Yellow)[[[Green->Cat Duelss 33]]]
(text-colour:Purple)[[[Purple->Cat Duelss 3]]]
(text-colour:Green)[[[Green->Cat Duelss 3]]]
(text-colour:White)[[[White->Cat Duelss 3]]][(text-colour:grey)[A large cat from behind, gives you a (text-colour:magenta)[slap] to the head with his hand. (text-colour:yellow)[How unprofessional.] He does NOT know the rules of the pan battle. Come on, we have to teach these cats a lesson!] [[Next round...->Cat Duel 3]]] (text-colour:grey)[Noice, keep it up! Four cats are (text-colour:magenta)[throwing swings] at you with their frying pans. You manage to deflect their hits, and sneak in a couple of hard jabs to their face and ribs. They crumple away in pain.] [[Next...->Cat Duel 3]]
(text-colour:grey)[Points earned <set $points +=1](text-colour:cyan)[[[Turquoise->Cat Duelss 4]]]
(text-colour:red)[[[Red->Cat Duelss 4]]]
(text-colour:Purple)[[[purple->Cat Duelss 4]]]
(text-colour:Yellow)[[[Yellow->Cat Duelss 4]]]
(text-colour:Green)[[[White->Cat Duelss 44]]]
(text-colour:Blue)[[[Blue->Cat Duelss 4]]][(text-colour:grey)[Yowzers!! Although you are a skilled fighter, you couldn't dodge some of the hits. Man, (text-colour:purple)[frying pans are no joke!] Come on, lets finish them off and give them our all!] [[Next round...->Cat Duel 4]]] (text-colour:grey)[The number of cats is decreasing! With a crowd of(text-colour:purple)[ angry cats] throwing violent hits with their frying pans, you quickly duck past one tall cat, and (text-colour:lime)[jump on his back]. The clumsy big cat is trying to violently throw you off, and the crowd of cats is now trying to hit at him, to get you off. ]
[[Next...->Cat Duel 4]]
(text-colour:grey)[Points earned <set $points +=1](text-colour:White)[[[White->Cat Duelss 5]]]
(text-colour:Green)[[[Green->Cat Duelss 5]]]
(text-colour:Magenta)[[[Purple->Cat Duelss 55]]]
(text-colour:Blue)[[[Blue->Cat Duelss 5]]]
(text-colour:Green)[[[Green->Cat Duelss 5]]]
(text-colour:Orange)[[[Orange->Cat Duelss 5]]](set: $loop to (a: "behind", "an evil looking cat with pink crazy cat ears", "a flying bat", "a wild feline swooping in like Tarzan, from somewhere above", "below", "the weirdest looking cat you've ever seen"))
[(text-colour:grey)[Owww, it hurts so bad! You get a hit from (text-colour:magenta)[(either:...$loop)], and you tumble over, hitting your head in the process. You really have to put in more effort. Come on, lets try again].[[Go Again...->Cat Duel 4]]] (text-colour:grey)[With some time, you were able to knock down most of the remaining cat people. Now only one weirdly shaped feline stands left.
Wearing an (text-colour:orange)[orange cat costume with curly cat ears], //Sam// steps up to you holding a pan in his mouth.
He looks ferociously at you and he charges.
As he nears, you use your pan to (text-colour:magenta)[send him flying] across the warehouse. That probably hurt!
You did a great job!]
[[Next...->Yay Duel]]
(text-colour:grey)[Points earned <set $points +=1](text-colour:grey)[You earned (print: $points) points. Good job!
All the cat people are lying sprawled out on the floor. It seems like you knocked some of them out, and others are cradling their injuries.
You walk over to a grey suited cat-man who is holding his knee and whimpering. ]
(text-colour:blue)["Pass over your phone," ]
(text-colour:grey)[With a look of absolute terror, he fumbles quickly in his suit and hands you a battered phone.
Time to call for back-up to round up these kidnappers.
Collins picks up at the police office, and you tell him to bring in all the police on call from neighboring towns. He complies.
]
(text-colour:white)[Maybe Collin isn't so bad after all.
]
(text-colour:grey)[He tells you to be careful, and hangs up.
]
[[Time passes->30 minutes later]]....
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