Covid Simulator

</style> <center> <img src= https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcarsonmatthewsblog.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F08%2Ftext-message.jpg&f=1&nofb=1 width="250" height="300"> </center> </div> ''Text from: John'' //Hey I'm really sorry to tell you this but I just tested positive for COVID. I don't think I could of given it to you, I mean we weren't THAT close yesterday when we hung out. But yeah, just a heads up // Respond? (text-colour:green)[= * //[[Sorry to hear that man! Hope you're alright. Yeah there's no way you could have given it to me haha so unlikey->Not Worried]]// * //[[DUDE wtf? Why did you hang out with me if you thought you had it->Worried]]// * [[ignore->Day Two]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://envato-shoebox-0.imgix.net/235d/c03c-f819-45b4-9425-42178b1250cd/52_T13A1280.jpg?auto=compress%2Cformat&fit=max&mark=https%3A%2F%2Felements-assets.envato.com%2Fstatic%2Fwatermark2.png&markalign=center%2Cmiddle&markalpha=18&w=700&s=b684e14acbe5eee03ef54c3f27c26e0c width="350" height="300"> </center> </div> ''Text from: John'' //Haha yeah it's all good.// Respond //[[Yeet->Day Two]]//

</style> <center> <img src= https://www.guystuffcounseling.com/hubfs/wife-believes-she-is-married-to-an-angry-man.jpg width="300" height="300"> </center> </div> ''Text from: Jonn'' //I'm sorry! I didn't now!// Respond //[[Not cool man.->Day Two]]//

</style> <center> <img src= https://www.poynter.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/shutterstock_264132746.jpg width="400" height="300"> </center> </div> What do you want to do today? * [[Get a covid test->Covid Testing]] * [[It's Friday! Time to go out //woot woot//->Party Time]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://www.ocregister.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/OCR-L-VIRUS-MALLTEST-0407-05-1.jpg width="400" height="300"> </center> </div> You drive over to your health care provider, theres a huge line of other cars waiting for testing too. After about **an hour** you get to the front of the line. They stick the thing up your nose, it feels like they are trying to take a chunk out of your brain. *That's it, we're done! Please move ahead so we can help our other patients.* You drive off with (text-style: "blur")[watery eyes] and a feeling that there is something stuck in the highest part of your nose. [[Positive Test->Positive Test]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://compote.slate.com/images/c40dcf09-1ca3-417a-b0f4-5461c340d95e.jpeg?width=780&height=520&rect=5296x3531&offset=0x0 width="330" height="300"> </center> </div> Your friend Parker is throwing a rager tonight. It's popping off, lots going on there. Do you want drink with everyone tonight? [[Heck yeah I'm going to drink tonight!->Have a Drink]] [[I'll skip drinking tonight->No alcohol tonight]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/tucson.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/4/16/4168146d-676e-5ed3-9fd2-e4626795a4b1/5a85fc552187c.image.jpg?resize=1200%2C800 width="330" height="300"> </center> </div> There's a movie playing inside and some people are watching it, there's also a firepit in the backyard. Where do you want to go? [[Firepit->Go Outside to Watch Firepit]] [[Movie->Watch the Movie Playing Inside]]

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</style> <center> <img src= https://www.escapetothepalace.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Beer-pong-3.jpg width="350" height="300"> </center> </div> Thanks to you sinking a ton of shots, your team won. The only decision now is to retire from the beer pong table or keep the win streak going... Your call [[Again!->Play Beer Pong]] [[Switch to Rage Cage->Play Rage Cage]] [[Might be time to head out...->Leave]] (set: $drinksout += 2) (set: $infections += 1)

</style> <center> <img src= https://bunow.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/rage-cage.jpg width="350" height="300"> </center> </div> (set: $drinksout += 2) (set: $infections += 2) Everybody is huddled around the game table, you're a bounce champion and stacking people like **nobody's business**. The game ends and you haven't had to drink much compared to the other players. What do you want to do? [[I'm killing it! Another round.->Play Rage Cage]] [[Play Beer Pong->Play Beer Pong]] [[Might Be time to head out->Leave]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://miro.medium.com/max/1080/0*IF4-mWIYWmTGFRNz.jpg width="350" height="300"> </center> </div> The fire is going strong, with steady flames and the wood crackling. A few other people are out there relaxing and talking too. What do you want to do next? [[Movie->Watch the Movie Playing Inside]] [[Head Home->Leave]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://stayhipp.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/SpongeBon.jpg width="400" height="300"> </center> </div> Your friend Quin took you to the party but he already left becuase he has an early morning tomorrow. How will you get home? [[Walk home->Walk]] [[Uber home->Uber]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://images.vice.com/vice/images/articles/meta/2015/04/08/i-was-assaulted-on-the-street-but-i-still-walk-home-alone-at-night-408-1428519902.jpg width="400" height="300"> </center> </div> You wish you brought another jacket, it's cold tonight. At least you didn't have to pay for that uber though. After a long, chilly walk you make it to the door step. That trek really tired you out. [[Head to bed->Bed Time]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://cnet1.cbsistatic.com/img/N_2AKaW9QFaEPiALqhMarCDx_Sg=/1200x675/2019/08/27/8f91f34c-927f-4056-90b4-25f9d5a9df7d/uber-logo-map-1.jpg width="400" height="300"> </center> </div> The uber picks you up and you have a nice chat about the weather in your area on the way home. It's a more comfortable way to get home than walking back in the cold. The driver drops you off on the driveway. [[Time for bed->Bed Time]] (set: $infections += 1)

</style> <center> <img src= https://ei.marketwatch.com/Multimedia/2018/12/14/Photos/ZQ/MW-HA429_sleep_20181214175733_ZQ.jpg?uuid=a456b652-fff3-11e8-b629-ac162d7bc1f7 width="400" height="300"> </center> </div> After a quick shower, you head to bed and tuck yourself in. As you lay in bed you start to count sheep One... Two... Three... Zzz (if: $drinksout >= 2)[[Next Morning->Morning After Drinking]] (if: $drinksout < 2)[[Next Morning->You Feel Off Today]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://nofilmschool.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_wide/public/movie-playing-on-projection-screen-in-home-theater-915093896-5bdb7eb0c9e77c0026d2970f.jpg?itok=oPSrrYhK width="330" height="300"> </center> </div> A group of people are at the couch watching too, the movie on is *Pulp Fiction*. You join in on the couch to watch. You watch to the end, what do you want to do now? [[Firepit->Go Outside to Watch Firepit]] [[Head home->Leave]] (set: $infections+=1)

</style> <center> <img src= https://stmedia.stimg.co/ows_151457784431145.jpg?fit=crop&crop=faces width="400" height="300"> </center> </div> You are sick as a dog today. Your mom is worried, she comes over to check on you. Your partner comes too. They make you some lunch and by the late afternoon you are feeling better. They realized that you could have COVID and decide to leave since you are doing better now. Should you get tested at this point? [[Get tested->Covid Testing]] [[No I don't need too I probably don't have it->Night Again]] (set: $infections += 2)

</style> <center> <img src= https://scx2.b-cdn.net/gfx/news/2019/feelingsicki.jpg width="400" height="300"> </center> </div> You feel off today which is weird because you barely drank anything last night. This can't be a hangover so what is it? Should you get tested? [[Get tested->Covid Testing]] [[No I don't need too I probably don't have it->Night Again]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://scx2.b-cdn.net/gfx/news/2020/3-covidtest.jpg width="400" height="300"> </center> </div> Your Test is positive. It's time to quarantine. How will you start it off? [[Watch Netflix->Netflix]] [[Bake->Bake]] [[Do Work->Do Work]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://variety.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/netflix-logo.png width="400" height="300"> </center> </div> You decide to binge a new series about how artisan crackers are made. That kills a couple hours, what next? [[Bake->Bake]] [[Do Work->Do Work]] [[Anguish in your own boredom->Quarantine is Boring]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://api.time.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Cooking-Baking-Substitutes.jpg width="400" height="300"> </center> </div> You make some muffins with a family recipe your grandma used to use all the time. You follow the instructions strictly but when they come out they don't have the punch and flavor that they used to. You don't think that you messed up the recipe, maybe your sense of taste is the problem... What should you do next? [[Watch Netflix->Netflix]] [[Do Work->Do Work]] [[Anguish in your own boredom->Quarantine is Boring]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/15/Homework_-_vector_maths.jpg width="400" height="300"> </center> </div> You start working on an assignment for your economics class but your brain feels foggy. It's hard to think straight or focus on one thing for very long. Your sinuses are stuffy which has led to a slighty annoying headache causing these problems. You decide to retire for now and come back to the work another time. What should you move on to? [[Watch Netflix->Netflix]] [[Bake->Bake]] [[Anguish in your own boredom->Quarantine is Boring]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://images.theconversation.com/files/202665/original/file-20180120-110087-1j7esse.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&q=45&auto=format&w=926&fit=clip width="400" height="300"> </center> </div> You are dying of boredom. More bored than ever before, now you understand why irresponsible people break quarantine. You are considering turning to substances to amuse yourself. What should you do for entertainment? [[Smoke some of the Devil's lettuce->Q Weed]] [[Drink some of the booze in the fridge->Booze]] [[Just go to bed and try to make the time pass->Sicker Today]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://www.civilized.life/assets/Uploads/810d9b86c8/How-to-Avoid-Stoner-Culture.jpg width="400" height="300"> </center> </div> You (color: "green")[blazed] it up haha right on maaaan. Time to totally chill out and play some video games. You're having a good time and just gonna relax until it's time for bed. [[Hit the hay->Feel Like Death]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5aeb48481e00002c008e45f7.jpeg?cache=Yf5N3kvmDh&ops=scalefit_720_noupscale&format=webp width="400" height="300"> </center> </div> You have (text-style: "blur")[a couple drinks] and decide to watch some good ol' fashioned fail compilations. You spend the rest of the night browsing YouTube. [[Hit the hay->Feel Like Death]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://www.plymouth.edu/theclock/wp-content/uploads/sites/183/2019/03/of-the-night.jpeg width="400" height="300"> </center> </div> The rest of the day passes and you are feeling mostly normal again. You are getting bored of laying around and watching TV. What will you get up to tonight? [[Smoke some doinks->Q Weed]] [[Drink some of the booze in the fridge->Booze]] (if: $drinksout <= 2)[[Just go to bed early to make the time pass->Sicker Today]] (if: $drinksout > 2)[[Just go to bed early to make the time pass->Feel Like Death]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://www.studyfinds.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/AdobeStock_46688223-816x520.jpeg width="400" height="300"> </center> </div> You wake up feeling terrible today, it's the worst day yet. You are tired and very weak, it has become very difficult to breathe. It's time to see a doctor. [[Go to the hospital->ICU]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://images.theconversation.com/files/117015/original/image-20160331-28462-qliwnl.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&q=45&auto=format&w=320&h=213&fit=crop width="400" height="300"> </center> </div> The hospital is crammed with other patients like you. You get a bed and some pills recommended by the doctor to relieve your symptoms. Other than that, they'll just have to keep monitoring you. To pass the time, why not take a look at how many people you infected on your way here? [[Total infections from you->Infection Totals]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://i2.wp.com/www.eatthis.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/sick-woman-ill-tired-fatigued-sofa-bed.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 width="400" height="300"> </center> </div> You wake up feeling terrible today, so far it has been the worst day yet. Even though it's bad, you still feel you can beat it at home and don't need to go in to the hospital just yet. [[Next Day->Beat Covid]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/portrait-attractive-latin-fitness-model-apple-water-feeling-healthy-fit-happy-fitness-woman-smiling-holding-147752149.jpg width="300" height="300"> </center> </div> You're feeling a lot better today! You're on the other side of the it now, but how many people did you infect on the way here...? [[Total infections from you->Infection Totals]]

</style> <center> <img src= https://www.ft.com/__origami/service/image/v2/images/raw/ftcms%3A347ece48-0f69-11e9-a3aa-118c761d2745?source=ig width="400" height="300"> </center> </div> During your time with COVID, you managed to infect $infections people! (if: $infections is 0)[Congratulations, **you didn't infect anyone!**] (if: $infections > 3)[Congratulations, you reached the status of (text-style: "shudder")[**SUPERSPREADER**]]

(set: $infections to 0) (set: $drinksout to 0) (set: $smoked to false) (set: $tested to false) (set: $blurry to (text-style: "blur"))