A Tale of Two Nights.

It's a Friday night, and you are bored. You decide to: [[Download World of Warcraft (WoW) -> dl wow]] [[Go out with friends -> social life]]

You used to play this game when it first came out. However there are now two versions out currently, Retail (the continued storyline) and Classic (an updated version of the game you played over a decade ago). Although first, you need to buy a subscription to the game. [[Buy subscription -> subscription oof]]

Do you really want to go out with friends, or play some video games and relax? [[Go out -> bar]] [[Download WoW -> dl wow]]

After further inspection of Retail WoW, you realize that it is too complicated and nuanced for you. [[Go download Classic WoW -> a wise choice]]

After a brief period of time, the game has finished downloading, and you are hyped. [[Launch the game, and log in -> character creation]]

You spent $15 for a one month subscription. Which version do you choose: [[Retail -> wrong move]] [[Classic -> a wise choice]]

The moment of choice has come. Will you join the Alliance or the Horde? [[Alliance -> allies]] [[Horde -> axis]]

You went to a bar with some friends, and are enjoying the night. You see a pretty girl accross the bar. What do you do? [[Go flirt -> pog]] [[Chicken out -> boo]]

Everything goes well, and you have a date scheduled. [[Go to date -> date]]

Your night eventually comes to an end, and you go back home. Do you want to sleep, or go play some WoW finally? [[Go to sleep -> The End]] [[Download WoW -> dl wow]]

Your date went too well, and you decide to get married. [[Marry -> married]]

The End. :(

You are now married, and start a family. You no longer have time to play video games, and have to work everyday. [[Go to work -> The End]]

You have sided with the Alliance. A band of different races that came together to bolster themselves against invaders, and to share discourse. What race do you choose: [[Humans -> human]] [[Dwarves -> dwarf]] [[Gnomes -> gnome]] [[Night Elves -> nelves]]

You have sided with the Horde. A host of different races that are looking to solidify their place in this world, and protect eachother. What race do you choose: [[Orcs -> orc]] [[Undead -> dead]] [[Trolls -> troll]] [[Tauren -> tauren]]

You have chosen Humans. That's a pretty basic choice, but okay... What class do you choose: [[Mage -> mage]] [[Paladin -> paladin]] [[Priest -> priest]] [[Rogue -> rogue]] [[Warlock -> warlock]] [[Warrior -> warrior]]

You have chosen the Dwarves. They are short and stout, but have really cool beards. What class do you choose: [[Hunter -> hunter]] [[Paladin -> paladin]] [[Rogue -> rogue]] [[Priest -> priest]] [[Warrior -> warrior]]

You have chosen the Gnomes. The people who play them are usually annoying to play against, and play with. What class do you choose: [[Mage -> mage]] [[Rogue -> rogue]] [[Warlock -> warlock]] [[Warrior -> warrior]]

You have chosen the Night Elves. They are all super good looking. This race is chosen only two reasons: 1) eye candy. 2) druid. What class do you choose: [[Druid -> druid]] [[Hunter -> hunter]] [[Priest -> priest]] [[Rogue -> rogue]] [[Warrior -> warrior]]

You have chosen the Orcs. If you tilt or are usually angry, this race is the one for you. What class do you choose: [[Hunter -> hunter]] [[Rogue -> rogue]] [[Shaman -> shaman]] [[Warlock -> warlock]] [[Warrior -> warrior]]

You have chosen the Undead. This race is super edgey, and are for edgelords. What class do you choose: [[Mage -> mage]] [[Priest -> priest]] [[Rogue -> rogue]] [[Warlock -> warlock]] [[Warrior -> warrior]]

You have chosen the Trolls. You probably chose them because you are an internet troll, but most of the them are just trying to chill. What class do you choose: [[Hunter -> hunter]] [[Mage -> mage]] [[Priest -> priest]] [[Rogue -> rogue]] [[Shaman -> shaman]] [[Warrior -> warrior]]

You have chosen the Tauren. If you are into nature and spiritualism then you will enjoy this race. What class do you choose: [[Druid -> druid]] [[Hunter -> hunter]] [[Shaman -> shaman]] [[Warrior -> warrior]]

You have chosen to become a mage. You will be the top damage dealer in every raid and battle ground. Arguably the most annoying class to fight. Which spec do you choose: [[Arcane -> arcane]] [[Fire -> fire]] [[Frost -> frost]]

You have chosen to become a paladin. You are scared of the dark, and fight your foes with your trusty night light and hammer. Which spec do you choose: [[Retribution -> retribution]] [[Protection -> protectionpally]] [[Holy -> holypaladin]]

You have chosen to become a rogue. Clearly you intend to just camp low lvl players for fun. Most players will flame you. Which spec do you choose: [[Assassination -> assassination]] [[Combat -> combat]] [[Subtlety -> subtlety]]

You have chosen to become a warlock. You are too sp00ky for me. You get a demon to loiter with you, and practice dark arts. Which spec do you choose: [[Affliction -> affliction]] [[Demonology -> demonology]] [[Destruction -> destruction]]

You have chosen to become a warrior. The most standard class in all video games. Simple yet effective. You will spend more money on repairing your gear than anything else. Which spec do you choose: [[Arms -> arms]] [[Fury -> fury]] [[Protection -> protectionwar]]

You have chosen to become a hunter. Although often called a huntard, they are very good at solo-playing the entirety of the game, and are over powered in 1 vs 1's. Which spec do you choose: [[Beast Mastery -> beast mastery]] [[Marksmanship -> marksmanship]] [[Survival -> survival]]

You have chosen to become a priest. You can literally just watch a tv show on your second monitor while you spam healing abilities on your teammates doing all of the work. Which spec do you choose: [[Discipline -> discipline]] [[Holy -> holypriest]] [[Shadow -> shadow]]

You have chosen to become a druid. You have nothing but love for nature, and want to protect it. You also probably couldn't decide whether you wanted to play a tank, dps, caster, or healer since this one does all of those. Which spec do you choose: [[Balance -> balance]] [[Feral Combat -> feral combat]] [[Restoration -> restorationdruid]]

You have chosen to become a shaman. You have probably watched Avatar the Last Airbender, and want to bend elements. However, this is nothing like that. You will just be a totem bot for your team. Which spec do you choose: [[Elemental -> elemental]] [[Enhancement -> enhancement]] [[Restoration -> restorationshaman]]

You have chosen to spec retribution. Instead of tanking, you'd rather o damage, which is quite contradictory to your class. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec holy. You want to be a healer, but are stuck being a mediocre tank. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec arms. You deal tons of damage, but more so players rather than bosses. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec fury. You literally sweat damage on monsters. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec protection. You can just sit there taking as much damage as you want, and not die. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You are a warrior who takes damage rather than deals it. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec assassination. You delete any single target, but you better hope there's not multiple. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec combat. You are more like a warrior than a rogue. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec subtlety. You deal damage subtlely. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec balance. You will be memed on for being a boomkin. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec feral combat. You can either tank or deal damage, and wear a fur suit. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec restoration. You are the 3rd-string healer. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec beast mastery. You really like the companionship of a pet, and primarily fight through it. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec marksmanship. You are an american sniper! [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec survival. You are good at surviving in the woods... [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec arcane. You are the first person ever to do this. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec fire. You do so much damage that you have to hold back on how much you do, otherwise the tank would lose aggro. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec frost. Literally no one ever can kill you, and they will surely be killed by you. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec affliction. You like to stack many forms of damage that add up over time. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec demonology. Your best friend is Casper. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec destruction. You do a lot of area of effect damage. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec discipline. But why though? [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec holy. You are an alpha healer. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec shadow. You want to be a healer, but you'd rather do damage instead. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec elemental. There are better options honestly... [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec enhancement. You are only useful in pvp. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

You have chosen to spec restoration. You only need to have one skill bound: chain heal. [[It's finally time to play the game -> Game]]

Are you enjoying the game, or would you like to change your character? [[Yes -> rock on]] [[No -> cancel subscription]] [[change character -> character creation]]

Good answer. Now you can begin questing up to level 60. It will be a long and arduous journey for most, but you are no casual so it will go by in a few weeks. You are encouraged to kill players of the other faction as you grind levels. Additionally there are battle arenas in which you can more formally battle your enemies for your faction. At 60 you will be able to raid, battling against the world's strongest monsters. The end!

You have cancelled your subscription, and look for another game. At least you don't have to spend money every month anymore. The end!