It's 4:27 AM. //Why am I still awake? // Oh yea, its because you've been procrastinating for the past week and a half and life decided it was finally time to catch up to you. You've been spending all of your time working on your [[device->Doomsday Device]], and now your boss is probably going to fire you if you don't get the reports in by 9. <img src="https://i.scdn.co/image/ab67616d0000b273400596a61529652548204a7c" width="400" height="400" alt="Two foxes"> (set: $key to false) (set: $inv to (a:)) (set: $redbull to 3) (set: $leftcheck to false) (set: $rightcheck to false) (set: $check to false)Ya know ever since college ended.. your friendship with Alex just hasn't been the same. All he seems to do nowadays go to work, drink. He could afford to lose a little cash ;) [[Check Alex's wallet for some cash]] [[Go through that diary he's so secretive about]] [[Wipe the drool off his face]] (if: $leftcheck is true)[[[Wanna check out the left side?->Take a glance to your right.]]] (if: $redbull is 0) [''BRO'' You GOTTA buy more!(set: $pp to "gross") [[buy more redbull]]] (if: $time is 0) [YOU MADE IT MY LAD! [[you won!]]] (if: $money is 0 and $redbull is 0)[I'm sorry lad... but you've [[failed]].]Both of your roommates are fast asleep. The bright orange glare coming from your laptop is the only source lighting up the room (spooky) but it's still enough for you to see the drool sliding from [[Alex]]'s mouth and slowly dripping onto his pillow. Oh my god.. why cant he just sleep with his mouth closed for once.. [[gross]]. (if: $redbull <= 0) [''BRO'' You GOTTA buy more! (set: $pp to "Look to your left") [[buy more redbull]]] (if: $time <= 0) [YOU MADE IT MY LAD! [[you won!]]] (if: $money <= 0 and $redbull <= 0)[I'm sorry lad... but you've [[failed]].] (if: $leftcheck is true)[[[Look to the right->Take a glance to your right.]]]You can hear your roommate Arlo lightly snoring. One day you're going to find a way to zap the snores out of people. BUT for now we need to focus on destroying planets. (if: $check is true)[Man that snoring is really starting to bug you. Let's [[shift Arlo]] so he can SHUT UP] Hmmm Arlo's been hiding something under that tablecloth for weeks now. I wonder what it could be. [[Pull off the table cloth]] OR Look through Arlo's conveniently placed [[backpack]] OR Open Arlo's [[notebook]] sitting on his desk. (if: $rightcheck is true)[[[Wanna check out the left side?->Look to your left]]] (if: $redbull is 0) [You have 0 Redbulls left! You gotta buy more! [[buy more redbull]]] (if: $time is 0) [YOU MADE IT MY LAD! [[you won!]]] (if: $money is 0 and $redbull is 0)[I'm sorry lad... but you've [[failed]].]''tssSSS kr-POP'' (set: $time = $time -1) As you place the can to your lips, a small tip floods your mouth with sugary carbonation. haaahhhhhhh (if: $time is 0)[''You've done it laddy!!'' You drank the final Redbull and have gained enough hours for the Doomsday device! //''[[you won!]]''//] (if: $time is not 0)[ [[return|$pp]]]This project has been your passion since you were a Freshman in college, and you're so close to completing it.. it's painful to have to waste your time working on anything else. Stupid work.. you would've been done weeks ago if it wasn't for these annoying reports and useless assignments eating up all of your time. [[next]]Okay it's been an hour [[Look to your left]] [[Take a glance to your right.]] In order to make it through these next 10 hours, I'm going to need some major caffeine.. and money.. to buy more caffeine.(set: $redbull to 3)(set: $money to 10)(set: $time to 10) Right now I have $$money and $redbull Redbulls. Each Redbull keeps you awake for ''1 hour'', and they cost ''$5 each''. You're going to have to find some more caffeine or some more money to buy more caffeine. You have enough resources to get you through the first ''5 hours''. Only ''5 more to go''! REMEMBER: Every move you take will take an hour AKA one REDBULL! Play wisely grasshopper. [[Zoom!]] Alright ''greatest supervillain of all time'', if you finish these reports for work your boss will automatically pay you ''$25''.. that's enough to buy 5 more Redbulls! But.. you will have to ''waste 2 hours'' of sweet caffeine (or Redbull) working on them. What do you want to do? [[Work on the reports]] and GET THAT MONEY Or [[Look around the room]] to see what resources you can steal from your unsuspecting roommates ;)Maybe being a little bit less evil will help you out in the long run? Not to worry..there will always be more chances to steal in life Let's [[finish up these pesky reports]]!Sweet now we're talking. Let's do what Supervillains do best Some snoopin and stealin Where do you want to check? [[Take a glance to your right.]] [[Look to your left]]''PAAYYYY DAAYYYYY!!!!'' <img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Money_Cash.jpg" width="600" height="400" alt="Two foxes"> You may have wasted 2 hours here but at least you got some sweet money ''$$$'' (set: $money = $money + 25)(set: $redbull = $redbull - 2)(set: $time = $time - 2) You now have $$money $redbull redbulls left and $time hours until doomsday can launch [[LET'S GET THIS BREAD!->Look around the room]] Hey! Score! You got $5 dude! (set: $time to $time - 1)(set: $redbull to $redbull - 1)(set: $money to $money+5) You now have $money dollars! There are $time hours left! (set: $leftcheck to true) You have $redbull redbulls left! (if: $redbull is 0) [''BRO'' You GOTTA buy more!(set: $pp to "Check Alex's wallet for some cash")[[buy more redbull]]](if: $time is 0) [YOU MADE IT MY LAD! [[you won!]]](if: $money is 0 and $redbull is 0)[I'm sorry lad... but you've [[failed]].] [[Return|gross]]Wow who would've thought this guy would put a lock on his diary... weird. There must be something special in here! (if: $key is true)[So that's what that key was for! Hiding it in a tissue box? Sneaky Alex! (set: $leftcheck to true) [[Open the diary!]]] (if: $key is false) [Now where could that key be?? (set: $time to $time - 1)(set: $redbull to $redbull - 1) You now have $money dollars! There are $time hours left! You have $redbull redbulls left! (set: $leftcheck to true) [[Return|gross]]] (if: $redbull is 0) [''BRO'' You GOTTA buy more! (set: $pp to "Go through that diary he's so secrative about") [[buy more redbull]]] (if: $time is 0) [YOU MADE IT MY LAD! [[you won!]]] (if: $money is 0 and $redbull is 0)[I'm sorry lad... but you've [[failed]].]God this guy needs to learn to sleep with his mouth closed. You reach for a tissue to wipe the drool off of this slobs face, but instead of finding a tissue you find something else! (set: $time to $time - 1)(set: $redbull to $redbull - 1)(if: $redbull > 0) [A [[key]]!](if: $redbull is 0) [A key! But you need to buy more Redbull to continue!(set: $pp to "Wipe the drool off his face") [[buy more redbull]]] You have $money dollars! There are $time hours left! You have $redbull redbulls left! (set: $leftcheck to true) (if: $time is 0) [YOU MADE IT MY LAD! [[you won!]]] (if: $money is 0 and $redbull is 0)[I'm sorry lad... but you've [[failed]].]Hiding a key in a tissue box? Hmmm Alex seems to be a bit more mysterious than I thought (set: $key to true) [[Return|gross]] (if: $redbull is 0) [''BRO'' You GOTTA buy more!(set: $pp to "key") [[buy more redbull]]] (if: $time is 0) [YOU MADE IT MY LAD! [[you won!]]] (if: $money is 0 and $redbull is 0)[I'm sorry lad... but you've [[failed]].]A fast tug on the table cloth reveals the holy grail... A MINIFRIDGE!! (set: $check to true) You open it quickly and scan the contents. At first, all you see are fruits and vegetables... god this guy is waay to healthy. BUT A quick inspection of the back of the area reveals two more fresh, unopened cans of the godly liquid. <img src="https://images.contentstack.io/v3/assets/blt068dbc54bf4fc7ed/blt5993f6f9f39be9bd/5db2422fa6470d6ab91cf183/19-RedBull-1800_0.jpg" width="400" height="400" alt="Two foxes"> REDBUUUUULLLLLLL!!!! (set: $redbull = $redbull+1) You now have $redbull redbulls!(set: $rightcheck to true) (set: $time to $time - 1) You now have $money dollars! There are $time hours left! (if: $redbull is 0) [''BRO'' You GOTTA buy more! (set: $pp to "backpack") [[buy more redbull]]](if: $time is 0) [YOU MADE IT MY LAD! [[you won!]]](if: $money is 0 and $redbull is 0)[I'm sorry lad... but you've [[failed]].] [[Return|Take a glance to your right.]]Let's open this backpack! (set: $check to true) Drats! Theres nothing usefull in here...(set: $time to $time - 1) (set: $redbull to $redbull - 1) You now have $money dollars! There are $time hours left! You have $redbull redbulls left! (set: $rightcheck to true) (if: $redbull is 0) [''BRO'' You GOTTA buy more! (set: $pp to "Take a glance to your right.") [[buy more redbull]]] (if: $time is 0) [YOU MADE IT MY LAD! [[you won!]]] (if: $money is 0 and $redbull is 0)[I'm sorry lad... but you've [[failed]].] [[Return|Take a glance to your right.]] Your device will turn you into the greatest supervillain of ALL TIME. You will be able to destroy planets with the single press of a button! //I'M GONNA BE RICH// The only thing in the way of you and millions of dollars is one more day of work. If you can stay awake for the next 10 hours, you will be the. greatest. and. richest. supervillain. of. all. time. [[Let's do this.]] Click! OH MY GOD $10! This guy really hides his money in his diary?? HORAAAYYYY (set: $money to $money + 10)(set: $time to $time - 1)(set: $redbull to $redbull - 1) You now have $money dollars! There are $time hours left! You have $redbull Redbulls left! [[Return|gross]] (if: $redbull is 0) [''BRO'' You GOTTA buy more! (set: $pp to "Open the diary!") [[buy more redbull]]] (if: $time is 0) [YOU MADE IT MY LAD! [[you won!]]] (if: $money is 0 and $redbull is 0)[I'm sorry lad... but you've [[failed]].]<img src="https://images.contentstack.io/v3/assets/blt068dbc54bf4fc7ed/blt5993f6f9f39be9bd/5db2422fa6470d6ab91cf183/19-RedBull-1800_0.jpg" width="400" height="400" alt="Two foxes"> (if: $money is 5)[here ya go! One more Redbull!(set: $money = $money -5)(set: $redbull = $redbull +1) You now have $money dollars! There are $time hours left! You have $redbull Redbulls left! [[Let's drink this baby]]] (if: $money > 5)[You have enough $$ to stock up! How many would ya like to buy laddy? (if: $money >= 10)[You can [[Buy 2 Redbull]]] (if: $money >= 15)[You can [[Buy 3 Redbull]]] ] (if: $money<5)[You don't have enough money for any more Redbulls my dude.. :( You know what that means... I'm sorry but you have [[failed]] and dishonored yourself] YOUVE DONE IT LADDY!! We can now officially be millionaires and make the world go KABOOM! <img src="https://cdn1.vectorstock.com/i/1000x1000/35/00/nuclear-explosion-vector-6613500.jpg" width="400" height="475" alt="Two foxes"> Perhaps we can destroy the world another day... for now GOODBYE YOU REDBULL FIEND(if: $time is 0) [YOU MADE IT MY LAD! [[you won!]]] (if: $time is not 0)[ [[Check Alex's wallet for some cash]] [[Go through that diary he's so secretive about]] [[Wipe the drool off his face]] (if: $leftcheck is true)[[[Wanna check out the left side?->Take a glance to your right.]]] (if: $redbull is 0) [''BRO'' You GOTTA buy more!(set: $pp to "gross") [[buy more redbull]]] (if: $time is 0) [YOU MADE IT MY LAD! [[you won!]]] (if: $money is 0 and $redbull is 0)[I'm sorry lad... but you've [[failed]].] ]Double-click this passage to edit it.You shift the big guy over to find that he was laying on a $5 bill this whole time! BUT that's not all. You [[lift the bill]] to see...... A CAFFEINE PILL!!! OH MY GOD DUDE these have THREE TIMES as much caffeine as a regular Redbull! SCOOORRREEEE! This will last us three whole hours! (set: $time to $time - 3)(set: $redbull to $redbull - 1)(set: $money to $money +5) You now have $money dollars! There are $time hours left! You have $redbull Redbulls left! (if: $redbull is 0) [''BRO'' You GOTTA buy more! (set: $pp to "Take a glance to your right.") [[buy more redbull]]] (if: $time is 0) [YOU MADE IT MY LAD! [[you won!]]] (if: $money is 0 and $redbull is 0)[I'm sorry lad... but you've [[failed]].] [[Return|Take a glance to your right.]](set: $money = $money -10)(set: $redbull = $redbull +2)(set: $time = $time -2) You now have $money dollars! There are $time hours left! You have $redbull redbulls left! [[Let'd drink these babies->Let's drink this baby]]](set: $money = $money -15)(set: $redbull = $redbull +3)(set: $time = $time -3) You now have $money dollars! There are $time hours left! You have $redbull Redbulls left! [[Let'd drink these babies->Let's drink this baby]]]Once you open the notebook you find... $5. Sweet! (set: $money to $money+5)(set: $check to true) A drawing of Arlo's dresser with wings on it... (set: $time to $time - 1) (set: $redbull to $redbull - 1) Hmm suspicious.. you know what else gives you wings.. REDBULLL!! [[Check Arlo's dresser]] [[Naah, it's not worth wasting caffeine|Take a glance to your right.]] You now have $money dollars! There are $time hours left! You have $redbull redbulls left! (set: $rightcheck to true) (if: $redbull is 0) [''BRO'' You GOTTA buy more! (set: $pp to "Take a glance to your right.") [[buy more redbull]]] (if: $time is 0) [YOU MADE IT MY LAD! [[you won!]]] (if: $money is 0 and $redbull is 0)[I'm sorry lad... but you've [[failed]].] [[Return|Take a glance to your right.]] You open the dresser to see the most unexpected sight.. THREE. CANS. OF. REDBULL. (set: $check to true) <img src="https://images.contentstack.io/v3/assets/blt068dbc54bf4fc7ed/blt5993f6f9f39be9bd/5db2422fa6470d6ab91cf183/19-RedBull-1800_0.jpg" width="400" height="400" alt="Two foxes"> (set: $redbull = $redbull+2) You now have $redbull redbulls!(set: $rightcheck to true) (set: $time to $time - 1) You now have $money dollars! There are $time hours left! (if: $redbull is 0) [''BRO'' You GOTTA buy more! (set: $pp to "backpack") [[buy more redbull]]](if: $time is 0) [YOU MADE IT MY LAD! [[you won!]]](if: $money is 0 and $redbull is 0)[I'm sorry lad... but you've [[failed]].] [[Return|Take a glance to your right.]]