(align:"<==")+(box:"=XX=")[//Congratulations! You are the first and only person in the world to own your very own Pokémon!//]
(align:"<==")+(box:"=XX=")[//It's time to select your own Pokémon. Come with me and take your pick.//]
(align:"<==")+(box:"=XX=")[[Follow]](text-colour:red)[[Charizard|doesnt matter]]
//Charizard is a big lizard with wings that can fly and manipulate fire.//
(text-colour:cyan)[[Blastoise|doesnt matter]]
//Blastoise is a big turtle with two cannons on its back that can spew water like a firehose.//
(text-colour:green)[[Venusaur|doesnt matter]]
//Venusaur is a large frog with a tree on its back that can manipulate vegetation and nature.//Man: "Yeah that's what I thought. Now get the f*** outta my way!"
//He pushes you to the side and walks down the block.//
//You're a little upset with his rude actions. What do you want to do?//
[[Continue to work|work]]
[[Send out your Pokémon and have the last laugh|police come]]
//The man begins to square up. He wants the smoke.//
[[whoop his a**]]
[[have your Pokémon whoop his a**]]
[[Run away and go to work]]You: "Charizard use Flamethrower!"
//The man went up in flames and ran away. Lit.//
[[Continue|work]]
You: "Blastoise use Hydro Pump!"
//The man was blown away by the tremendous amount of force behind the Hydro Pump.//
[[Continue|work]]
You: "Venusaur use Sleep Powder!"
//The man's body limped and fell to the ground like those wacky wavy inflatable arm flailing tubemen on Family guy as he fell asleep on the spot.//
[[Continue|work]]
//You work a humble office job just writing and organizing papers//
//Your boss comes up to you and dumps a fat pile of papers of your desk//
//What are you going to do about it?//
[[Let out a big sigh and just accept the work]]
(text-colour:red)[[Charizard burns it]]
(text-colour:cyan)[[Blastoise blowns it away]]
(text-colour:green)[[Venusaur slaps it off your desk]]
//Your Pokémon punishes the man but damages a police car and causes a commotion//
//A bunch of police officers show up and point their guns at you//
//Well this wasn't entirely unexpected. You should expect collateral damage if you use a Pokémonin real life.//
[[Run]]
[[Comply]]
[[Create a diversion with your Pokémon]]//You got shot and died lol, you really thought you could outrun their guns?//
[[**GAME OVER**|~Game Over]]//Welcome to a new home away from home. Jail. Yes, you went straight to jail. Enjoy the rest of your time here. :))//
[[Sit in jail for the rest of your life|~Game Over]]
//Your Pokémon destroyed more property and diverted the police's attention and you got away. Whew.//
[[Continue to work|work]]
[[//You decide to skip work and go for a walk in the park//|park]]
[[Go Home|shitty day]]
**Congratulations! You're here because you made an unwise or lame decision therefore you get a really quick and unsatisfying ending. Try going back to the beginning and picking something else if you want.**//He pulls out a gun and shoots you straight in the head. It's tough out here on the streets. Never know if someone might carry a weapon, you just happen to not pull out yours.//
[[You're dead|~Game Over]]
//You continue walking to work as your Pokémon beats the s*** out of the man//
//EZ CLAP!//
[[Continue to Work|work]]
[[//You decide to skip work and go for a walk in the park//|park]]
[[//Screw work. We goin home and watching Netflix.|shitty day]]
//I'm speedy mcgee.//
//ZOOM!//
//You got away. Where do you wanna go now?//
[[Continue to work|work]]
[[Park|park]]
[[home|shitty day]]//You take a nice stroll around the park and see a nice parent playing with their child.//
[[Go up to them and introduce yourself]]
[[Continue on with your day and go watch a movie]]
[[Lay down and take a nap on the grass]]
//You eventually work through all the papers and it's time for you to go home//
[[Leave work and go home|way home]]
//On your way to work you run into a man with a bad attitude that curses you out.//
Man: "Hey! Watch where you're going f*****! You better apologize to me right now before I whoop your punk a**!"
[["Woah, sorry man. I'm just trying to go to work."]]
[["What are you talking about? You're the one that ran into me. Why should I give you an apology?"]]
(text-colour:red)[[Send out Charizard]]
(text-colour:cyan)[[Send out Blastoise]]
(text-colour:green)[[Send out Venusaur]]
//It doesn't matter you get all 3 of them XD. If you've played Pokémon before you know the whole best starter debate.//
[[Let's start your day and go to work|lol]]//Charizard burns all the papers and scares your boss off.//
//You continue you loaf around until it's time to go home//
[[Leave work and go home|way home]]
//Blastoise lets out a big gush of water blowing your boss and the papers against the wall.//
//Left speechless your boss gets up and leaves//
//You loaf around until it's time to go home.//
[[Leave work and go home|way home]]
//Venusaur extends its vines and whips the papers away and whips your boss, scaring him away//
//You loaf around for until it's time to go home//
[[Leave work and go home|way home]]
Man: "HEY THERE HE IS! GET THAT LITTLE SON OF A B****!
//That same man from the morning went and gathered his goon squad and wants revenge. Which Pokémon are you busting out to whoop all their a**es?//
//Yes, we're whipping out a Pokémon for this guy because he deserves it.//
(text-colour:red)[[Charizard|1]]
(text-colour:cyan)[[Blastoise|2]]
(text-colour:green)[[Venusaur|3]]
//The parent introduces themself and their child as well.//
//They seem nice.//
[[Play around with the child]]//You arrive at the theater but they're sold out on tickets for the movie you wanted to watch.//
//What are you going to do?//
[[watch another movie that you probably won't like]]
(text-colour:red)[[Have Charizard burn down the kiosk]]
(text-colour:cyan)[[Have Blastoise flood the kiosk and the entire theatre]]
(text-colour:green)[[Have Venusaur put the person operating the kiosk and sneak in to watch your movie without a ticket]]
//The grass is nasty but you sleep anyway because that's the way of the sleepy gang. We sleep anywhere and everywhere whenever we feel like it.
//You knock out for 5 hours and wake up around 5pm.//
[[Go back to sleep because you don't want to get up]]
[[Get up and find some dinner]]//You basically sleep through rest of the day, the end.//
[[Continue|~sleep ending]]//What do you want to eat?//
[[~In N Out]]
[[~Ambiguous pizza place]]
[[~Ambiguous pasta place]]//The movie was trash and now you're in a bad mood//
//What's the move Chief?//
[[Go home|shitty day]]
[[Use one of your Pokémon to f*** up the theatre for putting you in a bad mood]]
//After lighting the kiosk on fire you give up on having a good day and just go home//
[[Continue home|shitty day]]
//After flooding the entire theatre you give up on having a good day and just go home.//
[[Continue home|shitty day]]
//You enjoy your movie and leave the theatre happy.//
//It's time for dinner. Where do you want to eat?//
[[~In N Out]]
[[~Ambiguous pizza place]]
[[~Ambiguous pasta place]]//Man....nothing is going right today.//
//You arrive home, what next?//
[[Sleep|~Sleep]]
[[Binge some Netlifx shows|~Watch Netflix]]//Enjoy your food and have a good evening. :))//
**At least you had some good food before the end of the day. Think positively :)**
//Enjoy your food and have a good evening. :))//
**Good ol' pizza to end the day. At least something good happened.**//Enjoy your food and have a good evening. :))//
**Good ol' pasta to end the day. At least something good happened.**//Which one we sending out Chief?//
(text-colour:red)[[~Charizard]]
(text-colour:cyan)[[~Blastoise]]
(text-colour:green)[[~Venusaur]]
//Charizard burns down the theatre and you get away without being convicted of arson lol.//
**The world just sucks, it's better to just burn all the negatives.**//Blastoise floods the theatre and the rest of the city as well.//
//You ride on your Blastoise into the distance as the sun sets.//
**Hopefully with that flood you cleaned out the cities' bs.**//Venusaur stinks up the whole city with sleep powder and the city turns into a forest.//
//Everyone will sleep happily until they wake up and see all the trees.//
**Trees are good. Less carbon emissions. More oxygen production> :D**You: "Charizard use Blast Burn!"
//Charizard releases a huge wave of fire that burns all the goons and scares them away.//
[[Continue home|~Abuse PKMN for your own benefit]]
You: "Blastoise use Hydro Cannon!"
//Blastoise fires a massive wave of water pushing all the goons several blocks away.//
[[Continue home|~Abuse PKMN for your own benefit]]
You: "Venusaur use Frenzy Plant"
//Many large trees emerge from the ground and surge towards the goons entangling all of them in a mini forest of twisted tree trunks.//
[[Continue home|~Abuse PKMN for your own benefit]]
**Holy what a potato. You really decided to just continue sleeping on that nasty grass.****Game's done. Goodnight buddy. Sweet Dreams.**
//You sit on the couch, enjoy some Netflix, and eventually knock out in the middle of your 5th episode. Goodnight.//
**Netflix after a long day. //sigh// At least you get to sleep on the comfort of your couch.**
You: "Why does this stuff always happen to me? Ugh...."
**You had quite a bad day but at least you made it out safe and sound. Hopefully those guys learned their lesson and won't mess with you anymore.**//You send out your Pokémon for the child to play with.//
//The child smiles and has a wonderful time.//
//The parent thanks you for spending time to make their child happy and asks if you would like to have dinner with them (they're treating).//
[[~Sure]]
[[No thanks, I'll just eat at home|shitty day]]//You enjoy a nice dinner with their family.//
**What a wholesome day. Turns out that the parent was divorced and you two fall in love and get married and live a long healthy marriage happily ever after.**