Draft

(align:"<==")+(box:"=XX=")[//Congratulations! You are the first and only person in the world to own your very own Pokémon!//] (align:"<==")+(box:"=XX=")[//It's time to select your own Pokémon. Come with me and take your pick.//] (align:"<==")+(box:"=XX=")[[Follow]]

(text-colour:red)[[Charizard|doesnt matter]] //Charizard is a big lizard with wings that can fly and manipulate fire.// (text-colour:cyan)[[Blastoise|doesnt matter]] //Blastoise is a big turtle with two cannons on its back that can spew water like a firehose.// (text-colour:green)[[Venusaur|doesnt matter]] //Venusaur is a large frog with a tree on its back that can manipulate vegetation and nature.//

Man: "Yeah that's what I thought. Now get the f*** outta my way!" //He pushes you to the side and walks down the block.// //You're a little upset with his rude actions. What do you want to do?// [[Continue to work|work]] [[Send out your Pokémon and have the last laugh|police come]]

//The man begins to square up. He wants the smoke.// [[whoop his a**]] [[have your Pokémon whoop his a**]] [[Run away and go to work]]

You: "Charizard use Flamethrower!" //The man went up in flames and ran away. Lit.// [[Continue|work]]

You: "Blastoise use Hydro Pump!" //The man was blown away by the tremendous amount of force behind the Hydro Pump.// [[Continue|work]]

You: "Venusaur use Sleep Powder!" //The man's body limped and fell to the ground like those wacky wavy inflatable arm flailing tubemen on Family guy as he fell asleep on the spot.// [[Continue|work]]

//You work a humble office job just writing and organizing papers// //Your boss comes up to you and dumps a fat pile of papers of your desk// //What are you going to do about it?// [[Let out a big sigh and just accept the work]] (text-colour:red)[[Charizard burns it]] (text-colour:cyan)[[Blastoise blowns it away]] (text-colour:green)[[Venusaur slaps it off your desk]]

//Your Pokémon punishes the man but damages a police car and causes a commotion// //A bunch of police officers show up and point their guns at you// //Well this wasn't entirely unexpected. You should expect collateral damage if you use a Pokémonin real life.// [[Run]] [[Comply]] [[Create a diversion with your Pokémon]]

//You got shot and died lol, you really thought you could outrun their guns?// [[**GAME OVER**|~Game Over]]

//Welcome to a new home away from home. Jail. Yes, you went straight to jail. Enjoy the rest of your time here. :))// [[Sit in jail for the rest of your life|~Game Over]]

//Your Pokémon destroyed more property and diverted the police's attention and you got away. Whew.// [[Continue to work|work]] [[//You decide to skip work and go for a walk in the park//|park]] [[Go Home|shitty day]]

**Congratulations! You're here because you made an unwise or lame decision therefore you get a really quick and unsatisfying ending. Try going back to the beginning and picking something else if you want.**

//He pulls out a gun and shoots you straight in the head. It's tough out here on the streets. Never know if someone might carry a weapon, you just happen to not pull out yours.// [[You're dead|~Game Over]]

//You continue walking to work as your Pokémon beats the s*** out of the man// //EZ CLAP!// [[Continue to Work|work]] [[//You decide to skip work and go for a walk in the park//|park]] [[//Screw work. We goin home and watching Netflix.|shitty day]]

//I'm speedy mcgee.// //ZOOM!// //You got away. Where do you wanna go now?// [[Continue to work|work]] [[Park|park]] [[home|shitty day]]

//You take a nice stroll around the park and see a nice parent playing with their child.// [[Go up to them and introduce yourself]] [[Continue on with your day and go watch a movie]] [[Lay down and take a nap on the grass]]

//You eventually work through all the papers and it's time for you to go home// [[Leave work and go home|way home]]

//On your way to work you run into a man with a bad attitude that curses you out.// Man: "Hey! Watch where you're going f*****! You better apologize to me right now before I whoop your punk a**!" [["Woah, sorry man. I'm just trying to go to work."]] [["What are you talking about? You're the one that ran into me. Why should I give you an apology?"]] (text-colour:red)[[Send out Charizard]] (text-colour:cyan)[[Send out Blastoise]] (text-colour:green)[[Send out Venusaur]]

//It doesn't matter you get all 3 of them XD. If you've played Pokémon before you know the whole best starter debate.// [[Let's start your day and go to work|lol]]

//Charizard burns all the papers and scares your boss off.// //You continue you loaf around until it's time to go home// [[Leave work and go home|way home]]

//Blastoise lets out a big gush of water blowing your boss and the papers against the wall.// //Left speechless your boss gets up and leaves// //You loaf around until it's time to go home.// [[Leave work and go home|way home]]

//Venusaur extends its vines and whips the papers away and whips your boss, scaring him away// //You loaf around for until it's time to go home// [[Leave work and go home|way home]]

Man: "HEY THERE HE IS! GET THAT LITTLE SON OF A B****! //That same man from the morning went and gathered his goon squad and wants revenge. Which Pokémon are you busting out to whoop all their a**es?// //Yes, we're whipping out a Pokémon for this guy because he deserves it.// (text-colour:red)[[Charizard|1]] (text-colour:cyan)[[Blastoise|2]] (text-colour:green)[[Venusaur|3]]

//The parent introduces themself and their child as well.// //They seem nice.// [[Play around with the child]]

//You arrive at the theater but they're sold out on tickets for the movie you wanted to watch.// //What are you going to do?// [[watch another movie that you probably won't like]] (text-colour:red)[[Have Charizard burn down the kiosk]] (text-colour:cyan)[[Have Blastoise flood the kiosk and the entire theatre]] (text-colour:green)[[Have Venusaur put the person operating the kiosk and sneak in to watch your movie without a ticket]]

//The grass is nasty but you sleep anyway because that's the way of the sleepy gang. We sleep anywhere and everywhere whenever we feel like it. //You knock out for 5 hours and wake up around 5pm.// [[Go back to sleep because you don't want to get up]] [[Get up and find some dinner]]

//You basically sleep through rest of the day, the end.// [[Continue|~sleep ending]]

//What do you want to eat?// [[~In N Out]] [[~Ambiguous pizza place]] [[~Ambiguous pasta place]]

//The movie was trash and now you're in a bad mood// //What's the move Chief?// [[Go home|shitty day]] [[Use one of your Pokémon to f*** up the theatre for putting you in a bad mood]]

//After lighting the kiosk on fire you give up on having a good day and just go home// [[Continue home|shitty day]]

//After flooding the entire theatre you give up on having a good day and just go home.// [[Continue home|shitty day]]

//You enjoy your movie and leave the theatre happy.// //It's time for dinner. Where do you want to eat?// [[~In N Out]] [[~Ambiguous pizza place]] [[~Ambiguous pasta place]]

//Man....nothing is going right today.// //You arrive home, what next?// [[Sleep|~Sleep]] [[Binge some Netlifx shows|~Watch Netflix]]

//Enjoy your food and have a good evening. :))// **At least you had some good food before the end of the day. Think positively :)**

//Enjoy your food and have a good evening. :))// **Good ol' pizza to end the day. At least something good happened.**

//Enjoy your food and have a good evening. :))// **Good ol' pasta to end the day. At least something good happened.**

//Which one we sending out Chief?// (text-colour:red)[[~Charizard]] (text-colour:cyan)[[~Blastoise]] (text-colour:green)[[~Venusaur]]

//Charizard burns down the theatre and you get away without being convicted of arson lol.// **The world just sucks, it's better to just burn all the negatives.**

//Blastoise floods the theatre and the rest of the city as well.// //You ride on your Blastoise into the distance as the sun sets.// **Hopefully with that flood you cleaned out the cities' bs.**

//Venusaur stinks up the whole city with sleep powder and the city turns into a forest.// //Everyone will sleep happily until they wake up and see all the trees.// **Trees are good. Less carbon emissions. More oxygen production> :D**

You: "Charizard use Blast Burn!" //Charizard releases a huge wave of fire that burns all the goons and scares them away.// [[Continue home|~Abuse PKMN for your own benefit]]

You: "Blastoise use Hydro Cannon!" //Blastoise fires a massive wave of water pushing all the goons several blocks away.// [[Continue home|~Abuse PKMN for your own benefit]]

You: "Venusaur use Frenzy Plant" //Many large trees emerge from the ground and surge towards the goons entangling all of them in a mini forest of twisted tree trunks.// [[Continue home|~Abuse PKMN for your own benefit]]

**Holy what a potato. You really decided to just continue sleeping on that nasty grass.**

**Game's done. Goodnight buddy. Sweet Dreams.**

//You sit on the couch, enjoy some Netflix, and eventually knock out in the middle of your 5th episode. Goodnight.// **Netflix after a long day. //sigh// At least you get to sleep on the comfort of your couch.**

You: "Why does this stuff always happen to me? Ugh...." **You had quite a bad day but at least you made it out safe and sound. Hopefully those guys learned their lesson and won't mess with you anymore.**

//You send out your Pokémon for the child to play with.// //The child smiles and has a wonderful time.// //The parent thanks you for spending time to make their child happy and asks if you would like to have dinner with them (they're treating).// [[~Sure]] [[No thanks, I'll just eat at home|shitty day]]

//You enjoy a nice dinner with their family.// **What a wholesome day. Turns out that the parent was divorced and you two fall in love and get married and live a long healthy marriage happily ever after.**