The secret life of cats

You wake up to loud continuous meowing from your kitchen. It sounds like it's just Patrick your Visayan leopard cat wanting some food. [[Go to the kitchen -> To the Kitchen]] [[Wash your face -> Bathroom]]

You walk over to the kitchen and see $yourname running to his food bowl. You notice a little scratch going across Patricks ear. [[Take a closer look at the scratch -> Death]] [[Feed Patrick -> Feed the Cutie]]

You wash your face and Patrick sprints into the bathroom. Patrick rubs against you begging for love and attention. [[Continue washing your face -> Death]] [[Pet Patrick -> Follow Him to the Kitchen]]

Patrick gets angry and attacks you. Turns out he knows kung fu and you get knocked out... [[Try again? ->Good Morning World]]

You pour some food into Patricks bowl and he meows in content, quickly munches it up and runs outside through his cat door. [[Follow him outside -> Backyard]] [[Continue your day -> Later that Night]]

You follow Patrick to your backyard to see what he's up to. You see him run through a hole in your fence towards your neighbors yard. [[Check Over the fence -> Near the fence]] [[Check in the hole -> Kitty Hole]]

You go through your day regularly and Patrick finally comes back late that night limping through his cat door. You quickly rush over, but it's too late looks like there is no helping him. He gives out one last meow and falls to the ground. If only you knew where he was that day... [[Try again ->Good Morning World]]

You move toward the fence and jump to look over it. There is no sign of Patrick, "That's kind of wierd" you say out loud. [[Check the hole -> Kitty Hole]] [[Go Back inside and continue your day -> Later that Night]]

You crouch down and look through the hole Patrick ran through. It seems like there is a faint light coming from the inside of it and it looks nothing like your neighbors yard. There seems to be something close enough to grab if you just reach your hand in there. [[Take a closer -> Huh]] [[Reach for the object -> Liqud]]

You try to take a closer look to see if you can spot anything else in the hole. Getting your face closer to the hole you see a dart coming toward you. It hits you square in the face and you faint. [[A time later -> Cat!]]

You reach in and barely reach the liquid sitting in the hole. It looks like a neon purple elxir type of thing. [[Drink it -> Whoa]] [[Maybe I shouldn't drink random liquids -> Later that Night]]

You awake after, what seems like, hours since you passed out. Something feels different though, the fence seems to be much much taller... You look down to see paws instead of feet and turn around to see a tail coming from you back! Looks like you've turned into a ''CAT'' "Well I guess this is going to be my day today" You think [[Head to the hole -> Patrick]] [[Figure out what cool things you can do -> JUMP!]]

You decide to drink the Purple liquid ... it taste like grapes! You feel alright for a couple seconds, but then your vision starts to fade and you feel your self falling over. [[A time later -> Cat!]]

You head through the hole and to your amazement, you see Patrick sitting, potentially waiting for something... [["Hi Patrick!" -> Hello there]] [[I'm definitely just tripping balls, pinch yourself -> Wake up]]

You try jumping onto the tall fence! You miscalculate your power and clear the fence plumiting to the other side. Looks like this may be the end... [[You land and pass out... ]]

Patrick smiles and says "You have finally made it! We need your help." A little confused you ... [[Ask for what he means -> Monster Description]] [[Agree to help -> Armory]]

You wake up! Maybe it was all just a dream huh... [[Start the day ->Good Morning World]]

You ask what Patrick means, and he tells you that "There is a monster that has been terrorizing the Cats of the neighborhood. You are the only one that can save us! We will have to prepare though, if you have no more questoins, follow me to the armory." [["What excatly is this monster?" -> The Water Snake]] [["To the armory!" -> Armory]]

You and Patrick arrive at the armory and there are a handful of different cat weapons such as poisonous claws, spiked tail extenstions, and laser eyes! Patrick says you can choose one of the three to help with the fight: [[Poisonous claws -> Protection]] [[Spiked tail -> Protection]] [[Laser eyes -> Protection]]

Patrick explains that the water snake is a "Large slivering, water spitting, abomination that comes to life when summoned." Still a little confused you feel comepelled to help Patrick! [[To the Armory -> Armory]]

"Great Choice!" Patrick exclaims, "Now what armor do you want?" There was a set of bird feather armor, one of chainmail, and of full plate armor. [[Take the bird feather armor -> To the monsters den]] [[Take the chainmail -> To the Monsters Den]] [[Take the full plate armor -> Too heavy!]] [[Who needs armor! Decide to take none -> To the Monsters den]]

(set:$health to 5) (set:$resHealth to $health) With your newly equipped weapon and medium chainmail armor (giving you $health HP), you follow Patrick to the monster's den. You have a little more time with Patrick to learn about this monster and decided to ask ... [["Does the monster have a weak spot?" -> Weak spot]] [["Have you fought this monster before?" -> History]]

(set:$health to 10) (set:$resHealth to $health) With your newly equipped weapon and medium chainmail armor (giving you $health HP), you follow Patrick to the monster's den. You have a little more time with Patrick to learn about this monster and decided to ask ... [["Does the monster have a weak spot?" -> Weak spot]] [["Have you fought this monster before?" -> History]]

You must have forgot you were a cat! No way you could have worn that full plate of armor, you try putting it on and the weight instantly kills you... [[Try Again? ->Good Morning World]]

(set:$health to $resHealth) Patrick says "As a matter of a fact, there is! If you can distract the snake for just 2 minutes I can climb up and hit it right in the eye killing it right away!" You think to yourself, that sounds easy enough. You notice you are almost there and are getting prepared to fight. [[Approach the Monster -> Distract Fight!]]

(set:$health to $resHealth) Patrick says that "The snake has been around as long as I remember, but recently it seems to have awoken strangly stronger than before having a large emerald on its tail. If we can somehow get rid of it maybe we can weaken him and not have to kill the creature." You notice you are almost there and are getting prepared to fight. [[Approach the Monster -> Emerald]]

You run toward the monster heart racing out of your little cat chest, and try to think of ways you can distract it. You see patrick already running for it back and you decide to... [[Give out a loud hissssss -> Monster Screach]] [[Do a little dance -> Confused Monster]]

You run toward the monster heart racing out of your little cat chest, and notice the emerald on its tail. The Monster lets out a massive roar as you aproach and starts to spray water from its mouth. You tell Patrick to... [[Distract the Beast -> To the Emerald]] [[Help you get the Emerald -> Hosed down]]

Patrick successfully distracts the monster, and you make a sprint to the emerald. You jump onto the monster's back and reach for the emerald. You try pulling it out, but it seems to be stuck! [[Try clawing it out -> Angry Monster]] [[Tickle the monster -> It Worked!]]

(set:$health = $health - 2) You tell Patrick to come with you but the monster quickly shoots both of you with a strong stream of water dealing 2HP(You have $health HP) You are (if: $health is 0)[ dead [[restart fight -> History]]](else:)[hurt [[Try throwing your wepeon at it-> distracted monster]] [[Try leaping onto the beast -> Pulls you out of the air]]]

(set:$health = $health - 5) The Monster grows angry and throws you off his back dealing 5 damage to you as you hit the ground. (You have $health HP) You are (if: $health is 0)[dead [[restart fight -> History]]](else:)[hurt [[Try running around the snake to confuse it-> Twirled up]] [[Shake it off and run for the emerald again -> Oops]]]

You tickle the monster with your bushy tail and the emerald flies out! The monster seems to calm down and go to sleep. Somehow the emerald was causing it to go crazy. You head over to Patrick to see he is okay! He comes over to you and give you a lick on your forehead and everything goes dark... [[A little later -> Laying in bed]]

You wake up and notice you're a human again! Not only that but Patrick is peacefully sleeping on your chest. Still slightly confused on what just happen, you decide you are content that Patrick is doing ok and head back to sleep. [[Yay!!]]

Congrats you won with the peaceful option ending.

(set:$health = $health - 2) The monster lets out a loud screach and you feel your vision failing you. It seems like it shook the inside of your head and you can't even move anymore. The monster attacks you and you lose 2HP!(remaining HP: $health) You (if: $health is 0)[are dead [[Restart fight-> Weak spot]]] (else:) [[[Try distracting the beast with a lil butt shake-> Confused Monster]] [[Try running away -> Catches You]]]

The dancing seemed to have confused the monster! This gave Patrick enough time to run up his back and get into position. Patrick made his final leap and clawed the Monster in the eyes! The monster fell to the ground finally defeated. You head over to Patrick to see he is ok! He comes over to you and give you a lick on your forehead and everything goes dark... [[... -> On your couch]]

Congrats you won with the deadly option ending.

He purrs loudly and walks toward the kitchen meowing at you to follow. [[ To the Kitchen]]

You wake up and see patrick sitting in front of you...strange. [[Say hi to Patrick -> Hello there]] [[Pass back out ->Pass out again... ]]

You wake up and see patrick sitting in front of you still... [[Say hi to Patrick -> Hello there]] [[Pass back out ->Pass out again... ]]

(set:$health to 2) (set:$resHealth to $health) With your newly equipped weapon and no armor (giving you $health HP), you follow Patrick to the monster's den. You have a little more time with Patrick to learn about this monster and decided to ask ... [["Does the monster have a weak spot?" -> Weak spot]] [["Have you fought this monster before?" -> History]]

(set:$health = $health - 3) The monster pulls you back in as you try to run away. You lose 3 HP.(Remaining HP: $health) You are (if: $health is 0)[dead [[restart fight -> Weak spot]]](else:)[hurt [[Get up and claw the beast -> Oh you really messed up]] [[Give the monster a nice lil smooch -> confused Monster]]]

(set:$health = $health - 5) The monster bites you and you lose 5HP. (You have $health) You are (if: $health is 0)[dead [[restart fight -> Weak spot]]]

The kiss seemed to have confused the monster! This gave Patrick enough time to run up his back and get into position. Patrick made his final leap and clawed the Monster in the eyes! The monster fell to the ground finally defeated. You head over to Patrick to see he is ok! He comes over to you and give you a lick on your forehead and everything goes dark... [[... -> On your couch]]

(set:$health = $health - 3) You leap into the air, but the monster quickly nabs you out of the air dealing 3HP worth of damage throwing you to the ground.(You have $health HP) You are (if: $health is 0)[dead [[restart fight -> History]]](else:)[hurt [[Try running around the snake to confuse it-> Twirled up]] [[Shake it off and run for the emerald again -> Oops]]]

The monster gets twisted in trying to follow you and you get the opportunity to run to the emerald. You have a chance again to get the emerald out. [[Try clawing it out again -> Angry Monster]] [[Tickle the monster -> It Worked!]]

(set:$health = $health - 5) The Monster finishes you off. (You have $health HP) You are (if: $health is 0)[dead [[restart fight -> History]]]

The distraction seemed to have confused the monster! This gave Patrick enough time to run up his back and get into position. Patrick made his final leap and clawed the Monster in the eyes! The monster fell to the ground finally defeated. You head over to Patrick to see he is ok! He comes over to you and give you a lick on your forehead and everything goes dark... [[... -> On your couch]]