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<<set $school to 0>>
<<set $social to 0>>
<<set $sleep to 5>>
<<set $extracurricular to 0>>
<<set $med to 0>>
<<set $stem to 0>>
It is your third year of high school, and you have to select classes. Do you take AP classes?
[[Yes|ap class 1]]
[[No|no ap class 1]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
Depression <<print $depression>><<set $school += 1>>
<<set $sleep -= 1>>
You decide to take AP classes. They are a little more demanding than your other clases, but still managable.
There is a party coming up, do you attend?
[[Yes|attend party 1]]
[[No|no party 1]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
<<set $sleep += 1>>
You decide not to take AP classes. You breeze through this year of high school.
There is a party coming up, do you attend?
[[Yes|attend party 1]]
[[No|no party 1]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
<<set $social += 1>>
<<set $sleep -= 1>>
You attend the party. It lasted all the way until 6am. You had to pull an all-nighter because there was no time to sleep.
Summer is approaching, do you take a part-time job?
[[yes|part time job 1]]
[[no|no part time job 1]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
<<set $sleep += 1>>
You don't attend the party and decide to sleep in.
Summer is approaching, do you take a part-time job?
[[yes|part time job 1]]
[[no|no part time job 1]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
<<set $extracurricular += 1>>
<<set $sleep -= 1>>
You take a part-time job. You have to wake up in the morning 5 days a week, but at least you're getting paid.
The next school year is starting. Do you take AP classes?
[[Yes|ap class 2]]
[[No|no ap class 2]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
<<set $sleep += 1>>
You do nothing this summer but sleep.
The next school year is starting. Do you take AP classes?
[[Yes|ap class 2]]
[[No|no ap class 2]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
<<set $school += 1>>
<<set $sleep -= 1>>
You decide to take AP classes. They are a little more demanding than your other clases, but still managable.
There is a party coming up, do you attend?
[[Yes|attend party 2]]
[[No|no party 2]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
<<set $sleep += 1>>
You decide not to take AP classes. You breeze through this year of high school.
There is a party coming up, do you attend?
[[Yes|attend party 2]]
[[No|no party 2]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
<<set $social += 1>>
<<set $sleep -= 1>>
You attend the party. It lasted all the way until 6am. You had to pull an all-nighter because there was no time to sleep.
You now have to do college applications. Which applications will you fill out?
State college applications <<checkbox "$csu" false true>>
UC applications <<checkbox "$uc" false true>>
Common application <<checkbox "$private" false true>>
[[Wait for colleges to respond|rejections]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
<<set $sleep += 1>>
You dont't attend the party and sleep all day.
You now have to do college applications. Which applications will you fill out?
State college applications <<checkbox "$csu" false true>>
UC applications <<checkbox "$uc" false true>>
Common application <<checkbox "$private" false true>>
[[Wait for colleges to respond|rejections]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
<<if $csu>> <<set $sleep -= 1>> <</if>>
<<if $uc>> <<set $sleep -= 1>> <</if>>
<<if $private>> <<set $sleep -= 1>> <</if>>
<<set $rand to random(5)>>
<<if ($school eq 2) and ($extracurricular eq 1)>>
<<if ($rand eq 5) and $uc>> [[You got into UC Berkely|UC Berkely]]
<</if>>
<<if ($rand eq 5) and $private>> [[You got into Stanford|Stanford]]
<</if>>
<<if ($rand eq 4) and $uc>> [[You got into UCLA|UCLA]]
<</if>>
<<if ($rand eq 2) or ($rand eq 3) and $uc>> [[You got into UC San Diego|UC San Diego]]
<</if>>
<<if ($rand eq 4) or ($rand eq 3) and $private>> [[You got into USC|USC]]
<</if>>
<</if>>
<<if ($school eq 1) and ($extracurricular eq 1)>>
<<if ($rand eq 5) or ($rand eq 4) and $uc)>> [[You got into UCSC|UCSC]]
<</if>>
<</if>>
<<if (($school eq 1) or ($extracurricular eq 1)) and $uc>>
[[You got into UC Merced|UC Merced]]
<</if>>
<<if (($school eq 1) or ($extracurricular eq 1)) and $csu>>
[[You got into San Jose State|SJS]]
<</if>>
<<if (($school eq 1) or ($extracurricular eq 1)) and (($school eq 0) or ($extracurricular eq 0))>>
[[Go to community college|CCSF]]
<</if>>
<<if ($school eq 0) and ($extracurricular eq 0)>>
You couldn't get into any colleges
[[Go to community college|CCSF]]
<</if>>
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
Depression <<print $depression>>
Choose your major
[[Art]]
[[Computer Science]]
[[Medical]]
[[Feminist Studies]]
[[Mechanical Engineering]]
[[Philosophy]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
Choose your major
[[Art]]
[[Computer Science]]
[[Medical]]
[[Feminist Studies]]
[[Mechanical Engineering]]
[[Philosophy]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
Choose your major
[[Art]]
[[Computer Science]]
[[Medical]]
[[Feminist Studies]]
[[Mechanical Engineering]]
[[Philosophy]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
Choose your major
[[Art]]
[[Computer Science]]
[[Medical]]
[[Feminist Studies]]
[[Mechanical Engineering]]
[[Philosophy]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
Depression <<print $depression>>Choose your major
[[Art]]
[[Computer Science]]
[[Medical]]
[[Feminist Studies]]
[[Mechanical Engineering]]
[[Philosophy]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
Choose your major
[[Art]]
[[Computer Science]]
[[Medical]]
[[Feminist Studies]]
[[Mechanical Engineering]]
[[Philosophy]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
Depression <<print $depression>>Choose your major
[[Art]]
[[Computer Science]]
[[Medical]]
[[Feminist Studies]]
[[Philosophy]]
[[Computer Science Game Design]]
[[Arts Games and Playable Media]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
<<set $job to "art">>
It's the first week of school, but there isn't much work to be done. You get invited to a party, do you attend?
[[party|party1]]
[[sleep in|sleep1b]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>><<set $job to "cs">>
<<set $stem to 1>>
It's the first week of classes, and you already have a quiz. Do you take time to study?
[[study|study1]]
[[sleep in|sleep1]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
<<set $job to "med">>
<<set $stem to 1>>
It's the first week of classes, and you already have a quiz. Do you take time to study?
[[study|study1]]
[[sleep in|sleep1]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
<<set $job to "fem">>
It's the first week of school, but there isn't much work to be done. You get invited to a party, do you attend?
[[party|party1]]
[[sleep in|sleep1b]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>><<set $job to "mech">>
<<set $stem to 1>>
It's the first week of classes, and you already have a quiz. Do you take time to study?
[[study|study1]]
[[sleep in|sleep1]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
Put down the game and finish your homework.Put down the game and finish your homework.<<set $job to "phil">>
It's the first week of school, but there isn't much work to be done. You get invited to a party, do you attend?
[[party|party1]]
[[sleep in|sleep1b]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
<<if $sleep lt 1>>
You are too tired and sleep instead
<<set $sleep += 1>>
<<else>>
<<set $school += 1>>
<<set $sleep -= 1>>
You set aside some time to study.
<</if>>
[[Take your quiz|quiz1]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
<<set $sleep += 1>>
You decide to sleep in instead of study.
[[Take your quiz|quiz1]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
<<if $sleep lt 1>>
You are too tired and sleep instead
<<set $sleep += 1>>
<<else>>
<<set $social += 1>>
You attend the party.
<</if>>
There is a Smash Bros tournament happening off campus, do you attend?
[[Yes|smash tourney]]
[[No|no smash]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
<<set $sleep += 1>>
You spend the night sleeping instead of partying.
There is a Smash Bros tournament happening off campus, do you attend?
[[Yes|smash tourney]]
[[No|no smash]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
<<if $school gte 2>> You passed the quiz <<set $depression -= 1>>
<<else>> You failed the quiz <<set $depression += 1>>
<</if>>
There is a Smash Bros tournament happening off campus, do you attend?
[[Yes|smash tourney]]
[[No|no smash]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
<<if $sleep lt 1>>
You are too tired and sleep instead
<<set $sleep += 1>>
<<else>>
<<set $social += 1>>
<<set $sleep -= 1>>
You play as best you can, but you go 1-2. You had a lot of fun though, and met some nice people.
<</if>>
Your midterm is coming up. How much time do you set aside to study?
[[1 day|mid study 1]]
[[2 days|mid study 2]]
[[3 days|mid study 3]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>><<set $sleep += 1>>
You decide to sleep instead of attending the Smash tournament.
Your midterm is coming up. How much time do you set aside to study?
[[1 day|mid study 1]]
[[2 days|mid study 2]]
[[3 days|mid study 3]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>><<set $school += 1>>
<<set $sleep -= 1>>
<<set $coff = 0>>
<<set $add = 0>>
You set aside a day to study.
<<if $sleep lt 0>> You are tired. Do you take supplements?
[[Coffee|mid coffee]]
[[Adderall|mid adderall]]
[[Both|mid both]]
<<else>> [[Take the midterm|mid]]
<</if>>
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>><<set $school += 2>>
<<set $sleep -= 2>>
<<set $recoil = 0>>
<<set $coff = 0>>
<<set $add = 0>>
You set aside two days to study.
<<if $sleep lt 0>> You are tired. Do you take supplements?
[[Coffee|mid coffee]]
[[Adderall|mid adderall]]
[[Both|mid both]]
<<else>> [[Take the midterm|mid]]
<</if>>
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>><<set $school += 3>>
<<set $sleep -= 3>>
<<set $recoil = 0>>
<<set $coff = 0>>
<<set $add = 0>>
You set aside three days to study.
<<if $sleep lt 0>> You are tired. Do you take supplements?
[[Coffee|mid coffee]]
[[Adderall|mid adderall]]
[[Both|mid both]]
<<else>> [[Take the midterm|mid]]
<</if>>
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>><<set $sleep += 1>>
<<set $coff += 1>>
You take some coffee. You feel attentive.
[[Take the midterm|mid]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>><<set $sleep += 2>>
<<set $add += 1>>
You take some adderall. You feel very attentive.
[[Take the midterm|mid]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>><<set $sleep += 3>>
<<set $coff += 1>>
<<set $add += 1>>
You take both coffee and adderall. The drugs amplify your attention span to ridiculous levels.
[[Take the midterm|mid]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>><<if ($job eq "med") and ($school gte 5)>> You passed the midterm
<<elseif ($job neq "med") and ($school gte 4) and (stem eq 1)>> You passed the midterm
<<elseif ($stem eq 0) and ($school gte 2)>> You passed the midterm
<<else>> You failed the midterm
<</if>>
<<if ($coff eq 1) or ($add eq 1)>> Taking the supplements leave you burned out. You return to your dorm and sleep. <<set $sleep = 0>>
[[Go to bed|no career fair]]
<<else>> There is a career fair tomorrow, do you attend?
[[Yes|career fair]]
[[No|no career fair]]
<</if>>
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
<<if $sleep lt 1>>
You are too tired and sleep instead
<<set $sleep += 1>>
<<else>>
<<set $social += 2>>
<<set $sleep -= 1>>
You attend the career fair.
<</if>>
There is a party coming up, do you attend?
[[Yes|party college]]
[[No|no party college]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>><<set $sleep += 1>>
You decide to sleep in instead of attending the career fair.
There is a party coming up, do you attend?
[[Yes|party college]]
[[No|no party college]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>><<set $school += 1>>
<<set $sleep -= 1>>
You set aside a day to study.
<<if $sleep lt 0>> You are tired. Do you take supplements?
[[Coffee|fin coffee]]
[[Adderall|fin adderall]]
[[Both|fin both]]
<<else>> [[Take the final|fin]]
<</if>>
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>><<set $school += 2>>
<<set $sleep -= 2>>
You set aside two days to study.
<<if $sleep lt 0>> You are tired. Do you take supplements?
[[Coffee|fin coffee]]
[[Adderall|fin adderall]]
[[Both|fin both]]
<<else>> [[Take the final|fin]]
<</if>>
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>><<set $school += 3>>
<<set $sleep -= 3>>
You set aside three days to study.
<<if $sleep lt 0>> You are tired. Do you take supplements?
[[Coffee|fin coffee]]
[[Adderall|fin adderall]]
[[Both|fin both]]
<<else>> [[Take the final|fin]]
<</if>>
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>><<set $sleep += 1>>
<<set $coff += 1>>
You take some coffee. You feel attentive.
[[Take the final|fin]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>><<set $sleep += 2>>
<<set $add += 1>>
You take some adderall. You feel very attentive.
[[Take the final|fin]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>><<set $sleep += 3>>
<<set $coff += 1>>
<<set $add += 1>>
You take both coffee and adderall. The drugs amplify your attention span to ridiculous levels.
[[Take the final|fin]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>><<set $pass = 1>>
<<if ($job eq "med") and ($school gte 7)>> You passed the final <<set
<<elseif ($job neq "med") and ($school gte 6) and ($stem eq 1)>> You passed the final
<<elseif ($stem eq 0) and ($school gte 4)>> You passed the final
<<else>> You failed the final<<set $pass = 0>>
<</if>>
[[Fast forward many years later|endings]]
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>><<if $stem eq 1>>
<<if $pass eq 0>>
Your poor grades leave you unqualified for financial aid. Unable to pay for tutition, you drop out and work a minimum wage job. Advances in automation quickly leave you unemployed.
<<else>>
<<if $job eq "cs">>
You land a job as a software engineer.
<<elseif $job eq "mech">>
You land a job as a mechanical engineer.
<<elseif $job eq "med">>
You successfully become a doctor.
<</if>>
<</if>>
<<if $social eq 2>>
Your social skills allow you to get a promotion at your workplace, but you are still searching for a partner.
<<elseif $social gte 4>>
Your social skills allow you to get a promotion and you get engaged with a partner.
<<else>>
Your poor social skills leave you unable to find a spouse, and unable to get a promotion.
<</if>>
<<else>>
<<if ($pass eq 0)>>
Your poor grades leave you unqualified for financial aid. Unable to pay for tutition, you drop out.
<<elseif ($pass eq 1) and ($job eq "art")>>
You graduate and become an artist.
<<elseif ($pass eq 1) and (($job eq "fem") or ($job eq "phil"))>>
You graduate but become unable to find a job. You work a minimum wage job, but eventually lose your job due to automation and get crushed by student debt.
<</if>>
<<if ($social lt 2) and ($job eq "art")>>
You poor social skills make you unable to find many people to commision your work, and you become a starving artist, unable to find a partner.
<<elseif ($social gte 3) and ($job eq "art")>>
Your social skills allow you to find enough people to commision your work. You have a livable income.
<</if>>
<<if ($social gte 4) and ($job eq "art")>>
You eventually find a partner and get engaged.
<</if>>
<</if>>
<<if ($coff gte 2) and ($add lt 2)>>
You become dependent on coffee to function daily.
<<elseif ($coff lt 2) and ($add gte 2)>>
You become dependent on adderall to function daily.
<<elseif ($coff gte 2) and ($add gte 2)>>
You become dependent on coffee and adderall to function daily.
<</if>>
<<if $sleep lt 1>>
You are too tired and sleep instead
<<set $sleep += 1>>
<<else>>
<<set $social += 1>>
<<set $sleep -= 1>>
You attend the party. It lasted all the way until 6am. You had to pull an all-nighter because there was no time to sleep.
<</if>>
Your final is coming up. How much time do you set aside to study?
[[1 day|fin study 1]]
[[2 days|fin study 2]]
[[3 days|fin study 3]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>><<set $sleep += 1>>
You dont't attend the party and sleep all day.
Your final is coming up. How much time do you set aside to study?
[[1 day|fin study 1]]
[[2 days|fin study 2]]
[[3 days|fin study 3]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>Choose your major
[[Art]]
[[Computer Science]]
[[Medical]]
[[Feminist Studies]]
[[Mechanical Engineering]]
[[Philosophy]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
Depression <<print $depression>>Choose your major
[[Art]]
[[Computer Science]]
[[Medical]]
[[Feminist Studies]]
[[Mechanical Engineering]]
[[Philosophy]]
Stats:
School <<print $school>>
Social <<print $social>>
Sleep <<print $sleep>>
Depression <<print $depression>>