//You stand in the dark filled with nervousness and anticipation//
[[...->Bright Light]]---Potential-Title-------------------------------------------------------
Totally Realistic Cooking Competition
---Ideas---------------------------------------------------------------Protagonist is competing in a cooking competetion, which combination of ingredients and tools can lead to a successful meal?
Protagonist is home alone, searching for things to make into a potential meal. Will the creation be edible, or will it lead to a kitchen nightmare?
Might narrow the idea towards specific type of food / theme
- Player owns a...
- Coffee shop
- Bakery
- Can have interaction w/ customers
---Gameplay-Ideas------------------------------------------------------
Player can search for ingredients / tools around the house / kitchen
- Potentially could implement inventory system
- Looks complicated but found a link online
Player follows a recipe, being able to follow the directions to a T or add their own creative spin
- Regular options and a couple absurd ones
- Alowing to do a task longer than intended
---Ending-Ideas--------------------------------------------------------
Player creates an amazing meal
Player's meal comes to life and takes over the planet
Player loves the meal so much they that get married
Player gets sucked into a menial task, they question life and get sucked into a void of thoughts
Player burns down the house / area
Player poisons themselves / judges
---References----------------------------------------------------------
Cooking Mama
- Player can follow a recipe, potentially messing up the task
- https://youtu.be/-9MzBVxbeUg
Toca Kitchen
- Player has the freedom to choose from regular or wacky ingredients and tools
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dBHg4h3dPg
Animal Crossing New Leaf: Brewsters
- Player can choose how much of an ingredient to add
- https://youtu.be/z-7FSX58itk?t=234 //A bright spotlight shines down upon you, beaming into your eyes//
[[...->Competition Introduction]]''Hello and welcome to the very first airing of '"So You Think You Can Cook!"''
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''Let's welcome our first participant!''
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//You lookout to see a vast ocean of cameramen and women (yeah, we inclusive here)//
[[...->Rules]]''Tonight this non-gender conforming, beautiful yet ugly individual will be challenged to make a fabulous and decadent ([[meal->Entree]] / [[drink->Drink]]) for our amazing judge tonight!''
//Wait who's (link-reveal:"the judge?")[
''Moi of course ;)'']//
''I wonder what dish will make its appearance tonight?!?!''
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''Will it be a creation worthy enough to serve to the gods?!?!''
//[[Why gods? What if you're athiest?]]//
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''...or will it be an ultimate kitchen nightmare?!?!''
[[cheesy audience clapping sound effect->Switch to an AD Entree]]]]''I wonder what dish will make its appearance tonight?!?!''
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''Will it be a creation worthy enough to serve to the gods?!?!''
//[[Why gods? What if you're athiest?]]//
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''...or will it be an ultimate kitchen nightmare?!?!''
[[cheesy audience clapping sound effect->Switch to an Ad Drink]]]]//From all of the years of studying Gorden Ramsey Youtube videos, your time has come to finally demonstrate your knowledge of cooking. You only have until the commercial ends to choose a dish. What shall you make?//
[[...->Entree Choices]]//You decide to go with your signature dish, Kraft Mac and Cheese. Let's get cooking!//
[[Start cooking!]]
//You decide to go with one of your old favorites, frozen nuggets and fries!//
[[Preheat oven]]With your constant visits to Starbucks, Jamba Juice, and Tea Houses, you have a mental arsenal a drink recipes at hand. What shall you make?
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[[Dalgona Coffee]]
[[Boba]]]//You decide to go with the trending Dalgona Coffee. Although it's merely whipped instant coffee on top of milk, its aesthetic image will do well for the competition.//
[[Watch Tik Tok to review the recipe]]//You decide to go with the classic favorite, Boba! After some quick consideration, you quickly realize that you actually don't know how to make the drink. How will you prepare it?//
[[Try to make boba]]
[[Doordash Boba from Tea house]]//You prepare the boiling water adding salt to the water, cooking the macaroni to perfection. You drain your undressed noodles, putting them back into the pot.//
[[Prep for the cheese sauce]]//You start making your preparations by preheating the oven. What temperature do you set the oven to?//
[[400° F]]
[[525° F]]
[[1000° F]]//You remember that one time during summer where you ate an entire family size box of frozen dino nuggets by yourself. You distinctly remember to preset the oven to 400° F//
[[Prep the frozen dino nuggets and fries->400 Frozen]]//Your instincts tell you to set the temperature to 525° F. When looking at that number, you instantly thought '"Wow, what a cool number."'The oven's temperature is prepped for 525° F//
[[Prep the frozen dino nuggets and fries->525 frozen]]//Even though it may not seem humanly possible... By mashing the bake button enough times on the oven you were able to preheat the oven's temperature to 1000° F//
[[Prep the frozen dino nuggets and fries->1000 Frozen ]]//You start making the cheese sauce, adding milk, butter, and the slightly suspicious looking neon orange cheese poweder into your pot.//
[[Mix]]
//You vigerously stir the pot. Looking at your concoction, it seems that only half of the cheese powder has mixed in.//
[[Mix->Mix again]]//You mix some more, with the beautifuly crafted cheese sauce completely covering every piece of macaroni.//
[[Mix again->Keep mixing]]
[[Add a touch of love]]
[[Serve->Serve mac and cheese]] //You keep mixing the bowl, watching the beautiful artisian mac and cheese slowly fade away. The macaroni is starting to get mushy.//
[[Keep on mixing]]
[[Serve->Serve Mushy Mac & Cheese]]//You arrange your cute little dinosaur nuggets and fries on the baking sheet, recreating an episode of the Flinstones while you wait. Suddenly you hear a little (link-reveal: "ding!")[
It looks like the oven has finally finished heating up. Let's get cooking!
[[Place nuggets and fries in oven->400 degree oven]]]////You arrange your dino nuggets and fries onto your baking sheet, mimicking scenes from Jurassic Park while you wait. Out of the corner of your ear you hear the oven make a (link-reveal: "ding sound!")[
It seems that the oven is finally done preheating. As you open the oven you feel the tip of your eyelashes and eyebrows being burnt off. Anyways, let's get cooking!
[[Place nuggets and fries in oven->525 degree oven]]]////After waiting what felt like an eternity in kid time, was in actuality only 10 - 15 minutes in adult time. You quickly rush to greet your prefectly golden brown dino friends and their extra crispy french fry jungle. Now let's plate!
[[Plating]]//You smell something burning in the kitchen. You open the oven, revealing some crusty, burnt, and rock hard nuggies and fries. (Those poor dinosaurs didn't see it coming D: ) Distraught from your now extinct dino pals you look around and see two McDonald Happy Meals sitting off to the side. Seems like a waste that no one is eating them...
[[Serve extinct dino friends and rock hard fries]]
[[Serve Mcdonalds Happy Meal]]////As you open the oven it starts spewing out fire like a flamethrower. Suddenly the entire kitchen and studio is set ablaze, with the flames engulfing the entire facility.//
[[Try to put out the fire]]
[[Accept your fate]]//You pick up the pot of mac and cheese, lightly grazing it with a quick peck of your lips. A slight fluttering sensation fills your heart and you sense the same happening to the mac and cheese//
[[Flirt with mac and cheese]]//You decide to strike up a casual conversation with the mac and cheese. Going through your repertoire of flirting skills, you decide to complement the mac and cheese on its...//
[[Glistening silky smooth sauce]]
[[Thiccc (with 3 c's) elbow curves]]''It looks like our participant has just finished cooking. The dish they chose to cook tonight was... Kraft Mac and Cheese! Let's get to judging!''
[[Proceed to judging->Perfect Mac and Cheese]]//You go onto Tik Tok to review the recipe amongst the thousands of available videos//
[[Gather ingredients]]
[[Continue watching Tik Toks]]//You prep the ingredients for the recipe, gathering Nescafe Original Instant Coffee, milk, water, and sugar. '"It's that easy!"' can be read from the description of the Tik Tok video.//
[[Start making coffee]]//You can't just open Tik Tok and just watch one short video, you continue watching more Tik Toks, doing that small sigh of a laugh as you scroll through each one.//
[[Maybe start making the coffee]]
[[Watch even more Tik Toks]]//Ah, enough is enough. After wasting about an hour of your life that you're never going to get back, you finally decide to make the coffee.
[[Start making coffee->Make ugly looking coffee]]//You got an extra minute to spare, you could watch maybe just one more Tik Tok...//
[[Still watch Tik Toks]]
[[Create Tik Tok]]//You first add 3 tablespoons of the Nescafe Original Instant Coffee, 3 tablespoons of sugar, and 3 tablespoons of hot water (wow, this recipe likes the number 3 a lot).
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You then whisk the mixture until you get stiff peaks.
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Finally you add however much milk you like, topping it off with your coffee mixture.
[[Aesthetically serve coffee->Serve coffee]]]]//''It looks like our contestant has finally finished making their concoction. From the looks of it, they seem to be presenting Dalgona Coffee! Let's get to judging!''
[[Proceed to judging->Judge boring coffee]]
//With the available time you had left, the dalgona coffee doesn't quite look like the ones in the video. The coffee still looks as brown as dirt and the milk has changed to room temp. You basically made a really low-quality ice coffee, are you proud of yourself?
[[Serve ugly coffee]]
[[Dispose of the coffee]]//Before you were able to serve your ugly coffee, you trip on the way to the judge's table. The coffee flies into the air, going into that weird slow motion that apparently happens in real life too
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The coffee lands right above your head, pouring all of the ugly coffee mixture stright on your head
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You wipe away the coffee to see the judge recording you with their phone, welcome to the era of the internet, where public humilation lasts forever.]////You feel inspired from the hours of videos that you were watching and decide to make your own tik tok. What video should you create?//
[[Renegade Dance]]
[[Dog Video]]//Maybe just one more tik tok, you had already watched every single tik tok in existance but watching them again wouldn't hurt. You've
[[...->trapped in tik tok black hole]]//I would think that you would learn from the mac and cheese. Unless you didn't get there yet then, sorry for the spoilers!!!
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You become completely absorbed within the platform of Tik Tok, the void of these trending videos is too much for your big brain. You live the rest of your life residing in a small corner of your bed, with Tik Tok being your life, your motivation, and your everything.]////Who in their right mind would make boba from scratch, it would be easier to just order it for delivery! You quickly order your boba from the best tea house in the city.//
[[Wait for door dasher]]
//You try to continue in the hole that you dug yourself in. Maybe there will be some cool recipes online.//
[[Look up a recipe for boba]]//First thing is to... Oh yeah, boil the macaroni!//
[[Boil macaroni]]
[[Serve->Serve Uncooked Macaroni]]//You pour the uncooked macaroni in a bowl and top it off with a mound of cheese powder to complement its crunchy texture. What made you think this was a good idea?//
[[...->Judge Reactions]]''And the participant presents, (Um what is this garbage? Did they actually just... Okay) Kraft Mac and Cheese! Let's see how it tastes!
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''It looks like our chef is finally done cooking! Let's see what they have to present to us tonight! From the looks of it, I believe they choose to cook Kraft Mac and Cheese! Let's proceed to judging!''
[[Proceed to judging->Judging Mushy Mac and Cheese]]//For some reason you continue mixing the once, oh so delicious mac and cheese, the pasta has merged into what seems to be now a macaroni stew.//
[[Mix until your arm falls off->Lost in the sauce]]
[[Serve->serve macaroni stew]]//You keep stirring the pot, staring deeply into the void of your now mac and cheese stew
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What is the point of this competition? You reflect on the constant stirring as a symbol for the pathway of life, one day having purpose and structure to only stir yourself into a meaningless mush. You see no purpose of moving any further, getting lost in the sauce.]//''It looks like our contestant has finally finished cooking! Let's see what our participant has to present to us. From the looks of it, I think it's Kraft Mac and Cheese? I'm not to sure honestly, but let's get to tasting!''
[[Proceed to judging->Judging Macaroni Stew]]//You compliment the mac and cheese on its glistening silky smooth sauce, mentioning how it beautifully envolpes every inch of its gorgeous macaroni tubes//
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The mac and cheese takes your compliment well, making what appears to be a heart shaped bubble in the pot (how cute <3 )
[[...->Marry the mac and cheese]]]////You compliment the mac and cheese of its// ''thiccc'' //elbow curves, mentioning that you've never seen elbow pasta as big as theirs.//
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The macaroni and cheese is offended by your obscenely rude comment. How dare you call a non-gender conforming individual such as this mac and cheese fat. (Who taught you to talk to people in that manor? I'm quite disappointed D:<)
[[...->heart broken by mac and cheese]]]////While exchanging texts with the mac and cheese, you realize that you two actually have a lot in common. You both enjoy warm baths, you both have had a strong presence of milk and butter in your lives, and you both really like the color orange!
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You soon find yourself creating a deeper bond with the mac and cheese, exchanging vows and walking down the aisle together and having a honeymoon on the MOON. May you both have a lifetime of love and happiness. :)]////The mac and cheese forcefully leaves the stovetop, glaring at you angirly with its squinted elbow pasta. How do you feel being the first person ever to get rejected by stove top macaroni?//
[[...->heartbroken player]]//Your heart sinks as the mac and cheese abruptly leaves the room. A wave of laughter errupts from the camera crew, seeing as you just got rejected by a measly pot of pasta and cheese (who clearly deserves better).
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Humiliated in front of the world, you cannot stand the sight of food without a feeling of sadness washing over your entire body. Crumbling from malnourishment and dehydrated from all of the crying, your body shrivels up into the sad lonely raisin that you are.]//''Tonight was an interesting one folks! Please ignore the black smoke flooding the set, but it looks like our contestant has finished cooking! It appears that they present, what I think are Dino Nuggets and Fries! Let's get to tasting!''
[[Proceed to judging->Judging extinct dino friends]]//Might as well put those McDonalds Happy Meals to use! While no one is looking, you hastily run over to the two boxes. Which Happy Meal do you grab?//
[[Happy Meal on the left]]
[[Happy Meal on the right]]//You choose the Happy Meal on the left, taking note of the Pikachu on the side of the box. You quickly arranging the nuggets and fries into an aesthetic fashion, slowly sliding your crusty nuggets towards the trash and the Mcdonalds exclusive Pokemon card into your pocket.//
[[Serve->Serve left happy meal]]//You choose the Happy Meal on the right. Inside the box aslimy tissue lies atop everything, but that doesn't matter as you rush to plate your dish. To make up for the mystery substance, you rub some Strawberry Shortcake Lipbalm on top to make up for its gross appearance.//
[[Serve->Serve right happy meal]]''Looking now, it seems that our chef has finally finished all of their preparations. Tonight our chef presents to us Strange Circular Shaped Nuggets and Fries! Let's get to judging!''
[[Proceed to judging->Judging left Happy Meal]]As you serve the dish your plate starts the shake. Your nuggets start growing into the size of a 4-Year old, taking shape into what appears to be Strawberry Shortcake. Suddenly the Strawberry Shortcake starts multiplying, with the kitchen soon resembling a daycare center. You quickly grab the old happy meal, reading '"Invasive Alien Species"' on the bottom. The world has now become one giant Strawberry Shortcake episode. I hope you enjoy reruns!(might add desserts later, blanked on ideas//As you run to grab the fire extinguisher, the face of Ronald McDonald emerges from the oven fire!
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''I DEMAND A SACRIFICE'' the angry clown yells. How do you respond?
[[Sacrifice yourself]]
[[Sacrifice the host]]]////You sit in the spot where you stand, accepting the consequences of your poor choices. The flames begin to engulf you, almost like a hug, but like a hug that is really, really, really, really hot
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Oh yeah you're dead btw :)]////You talk to the floating Ronald McDonald head, offering you life as a sacrifice. Just as you are about to be eaten by the head of fire, the flames dissipate, revealing John Quiñones from ABC's '"What Would You Do.'" John Quiñones awards you for your selflessness but due to your stupidity you get convicted for your arson like behavior////You push the host towards the flaming Ronald McDonald and watch as the fast food clown eats them up like a chicken nugget. The fire suddenly become dormant and returns to the oven, leaving a scorched studio and kitchen in the remains. You live with the guilt of a person's life on your hands, constantly hearing their voice in your head for the rest of your life.////You can't serve this coffee, you'll be made a fool for presenting something so ugly. Out of fear from embarassment, you search to dispose of the drink
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From out of the corner of your eye you see a little houseplant off set. You pour your coffee into the plant, walking away like nothing happened.
[[...->Plant becomes sentient]]]////As the judge is about to ask you about your drink, they are interrupted by a hopping houseplant that somehow got their leaves on an iPhone SE and a new pair of sunglasses. You also notice that your creditcard is missing???
[[...->tik tok plant]]Somehow the combination of your bad cooking and the warm milk has made this houseplant sentient, and also very rude. The houseplant glares at you with disgust as it hops away from the kitchen in its pot
[[...->plant concert]]
//Waiting for the delivery to come, in your free time you decide to read a choose your own adventure book
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After spending a good 30 minutes getting stuck within the first few decisions of the book you decide to give up. In the rest of your time you contemplating how a gay dinosaur scientist could lead to the existance of humans
[[...->door dasher arives]]]////You see a delivery person arrive with your Milk Tea, waving to get your attention. You walk over to the delivery person, tip them a fair amount of money, and proceed to transfer your drink into another cup.//
[[Serve boba]]//As you're about to serve your drink, a tiny, short, and old Taiwanese grandma hastily runs into the kitchen, demanding to see the head chef of the kitchen.//
[[Approach Taiwanese grandma]]//You hastily walk towards the old Taiwanese grandma and squat down to hear what she has to say//
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''I challenge you to a dual, no chef on this planet shall try to steal my recipe and get away with it''
[[Fight the grandma]]
[[Flee the kitchen]]
]//You accept the challenge of against this old woman and begin thinking of strategies to defeat her. There are many ways that you can approach this situation. How do you choose to fight her?//
[[Fight dirty]]
[[Fight fair]]//You make an attempt to flee the kitchen, making a run for it as this 3 foot asian grandma is chasing you down the kitchen. Just as you think you're home free, she throws her cane at you, capturing you at the last second
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Knocked unconcious, you see find yourself tied up in the janitors closet
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From just outside the door you can hear the sounds of cheering and the yelling of what seems to be the old grandma. Next time maybe think twice before stealing someone's recipe.]////You chose to fight dirty, fearing the potential skills of this grandma. You ready your fighting stance and suddenly point '"Look there's a new swapmeet opening up!"' Her eyes lighten up and she flees the dual, technically making you the winner?
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Just as you think you're home free, she turns around and takes out a tazer, proceeding to taze you into the next millennium
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Welcome to year 3020, maybe now it will be your year]//
//You decide to fight with all you've learned. Those years of re-watching Karate Kid featuring Jaden Smith will finally pay off.//
[[Bow to your opponent->Fight]]//You fight an admirable battle against the grandma, but ultimately face defeat
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No one in existance can defeat the powers of a 3 ft Asian grandma
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She grabs your hand, picking you off the floor and dusting you off. Even after defeat she offers to learn how to make boba the real way, the honorable way.]////You gather your ingredients and start preparing the drink, mixing the syrup, adding the fresh milk. You scraped up some sort of drink, let's see how it goes.//
[[Proceed to judging->judging]]//Before serving, you decide to do a little taste test
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You start to feel dizzy and your vision becomes hazy
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You suddenly blackout, with your body collapsing onto the ground
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Just buy your drink next time :)]//(I'm sorry, but gods was the only thing I could think of-- Stop interrupting, and just let me do my thing!)
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**Sorry for that quick interruption, just as I was saying...**
//[[camera pans back to the stunningly gorgeous judge->Entree]]//]{
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[[Kraft Mac & Cheese]]
or...
[[Frozen Dino Nuggets & Fries]] asl;dkfja;lsdfkjal;skjdf;laksfjd
u take too long, get booted off''Let's find out after a quick commercial break!''
//[[Video cuts to an ad for Raid: Shadow Legends->Thinking before ad Entree]]//''Let's find out after a quick commercial break!''
//[[Video cuts to an ad for Raid: Shadow Legends->Thinking before ad Drink]]////With your constant visits to Starbucks, Jamba Juice, and Tea Houses, you have a mental arsenal a drink recipes at hand. What shall you make?//
[[...->Drink Choices]]//Upset from the abomination of a dish that you presented, you have been banned from stepping foot in any kitchen on the face of the earth. I mean how could you possible mess up a dish that a ten year old could make. Your lack of kitchen accessibility has resulted in an insurmountable amount of debt to postmates. Next time maybe read the directions first.//pour coffee in a plant
* plant becomes an influencer
''Let's see how this tastes!''
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//As the judge eats your macaroni, you see their eyes light up with excitement from flavor nirvana that they had reached. Your dish is top quality considering the limitations of Kraft Mac and Cheese.//
''Wow, I'm speechless! The only thing that I can say here is that we have a winner! Let's show them their prize!''
[[Camera pans to giant curtain]]]
//A giant curtain opens up to reveal the prize for your top quality dish. As the drapes set aside you (link-reveal: "see...")[
''A BOX OF KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE''
A true prize for an amazing chef like yourself. Enjoy every bite of that delicious artificial cheese!]//
''Mmm it smells delicious, I wonder if its taste can compare?''
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//As the judge eats your macaroni you see him bite his tongue. From the looks of it, it appears that the judge is now eating the dish with his gums and tongue. You can see a feeling of discomfort appear on the judges face. That same feeling of discomfort washes over you, having to watch what looks like your grandma eating food without her dentures//
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''That was definitely an //experience// if I say so myself. I guess we can technically count it as a dish. It seems that we have a winner! Let's show them their prize!
[[Camera pans to giant curtain->Prize for mushy mac and cheese]]]]//A giant curtain opens up to reveal the prize for your meh quality dish. As the drapes set aside you (link-reveal: "see...")[
''Your same pot of mac and cheese?!?!''
No one else in the room was able to finish the mushy mac and cheese you presented, so your prize (or punishment) is so take home your beautiful (or ugly) creation! Enjoy the soggy macaroni and its oatmeal like texture!]//''It doesn't look too promising, but let's have the taste speak for itself!''
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//The judge pinches their nose as they bring a spoonful of your macaroni and cheese stew to their mouth. The judge falls silent as a tiny tear falls from their face. Never before have they tasted such a rendition of Kraft Mac and Cheese with so much creativity and intuitive thinking. I guess you did know what you were doing.//
''No words can describe such an experience. Tonight I think I can easily say that we have our grand prize winner! Let's show them their prize!''
[[Camera pans to giant curtain->A bajillion dollars]]]
//A giant curtain opens up to reveal the prize for your super duper amazing quality dish. As the drapes set aside you (link-reveal: "see...")[
''A BAJILLION DOLLARS''
Money starts pouring from the sky, flooding the floor and area around you. Congrats, you are now a bajillionare, but you cannot indulge in a bajillion dollars compared to a nice bowl of mac and cheese. You shred the bajillion dollars, leaving the kitchen sad, hungry and without any macaroni and its artificial cheesy goodness.]////You meticulously arrange your dino nuggets and fries onto your highest quality frog zoopals plate. Now let's get to the bigger question, what sauce do you use?
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(A classic dipping sauce for any child and adult alike)
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(A beautiful sauce to compliment your dino friends)
]
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(I don't know how you found this sauce in a top quality kitchen, but sure)
]
(link-reveal: "Ranch")[
You are a heathen periodt]
[[...->Realization]]////After some thinking you realize that the best way to say goodbye to your dino friends would be without any sauce. This way you can truly embrace all 100% of the All Natural Prehistoric goodness.
[[Proceed to judging->Serve perfect dino nuggies]]
[[You're wrong, this dish needs sauce >:(]]//I KNOW THAT Y'ALL WILL PROBABLY DISAGREE WITH ME, BUT SQUARE UP! I WILL FIGHT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU. YOU CAN CHOOSE TO USE SAUCE WITH YOUR DINOSAUR NUGGETS WHEN YOU MAKE YOUR OWN GAME!
[[Come to your senses and relize that it would be BETTER to serve your nuggets without any sauce >:)->Realization]] ''It looks like our participant has finally finished cooking! Looking at their plate it seems that they have prepared Dino Chicken Nuggets with Fries and NO SAUCE! Let's get to judging!''
[[Proceed to judging->Perfect Dino Nuggets]]''Wow, the nice golden brown and crispy exterior is making my mouth water. Let's see how it tastes!''
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As the judge eats your perfectly cooked nuggets and fries, you see the gleeful smile of a child wash over their amazingly gorgeous and sexylicious appearance. You quickly bat an eye towards the camera and back to the judge only to see that the plate has been licked clean.
''Thank you for that amazing meal, it truly sent me back to my days of youth. I think that nostalgic meal deserves an amazing prize! Let's show them what they've won!''
[[Camera pans to giant curtain->Sticker prize]]]//A giant curtain opens up to reveal the prize for your top quality dish. As the drapes set aside you (link-reveal: "see...")[
''A BLANK PRIZE WINNER STICKER''
The judge walks over to the blank prize winner sticker and writes "Best Frozen Nugget Archeologist." They proceed to walk over to you and gently press the sticker onto your chef uniform. You proudly walk out of the kitchen, anxious to show off your new sticker to your mom.]//''They look a little on the burnt side, but maybe its amazing flavors will make up for the initial appearance! Let's see how they taste!''
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//The judge slowly picks up one of your extinct dino friends and slowly goes to take a bite. As the judge bites down you hear a loud CRUNCH sound, only to see a tooth fall onto the ground.//
''Quite a different approach for Dino Nuggets and Fries. Um, let's show our
participant their prize and can someone bring me an icepack?''
[[Camera pans to giant curtain-> Burnt nuggets prize]]]//A giant curtain opens up to reveal the prize for your slightly below-average quality dish. As the drapes set aside you (link-reveal: "see...")[
''THE JUDGE IN A KARATE OUTFIT WHILE HOLDING AN ICEPACK TO THEIR MOUTH''
Although slightly disappointed by your crusty dino nuggets and fries, they were proud to see your honesty when presented the option to cheat. As a reward the judge has decided to take you under their wing to teach you the art of frozen culinary foods. Bow to your new sensei.]//''Ooo, this one looks like a boot! I wonder if it will taste like one, or if it will be an amazing meal?''
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As the judge takes a bite of your nuggets and fries, a monotone expression washes over their face. They compare your meal to low quality fastfood
how sad :(]
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Bored from your meal, the judge sees a more interesting meal beside the trash can. After eating the trash can's meal, the judge declares the trash can the winner! How does it feel to lose to a literal trash can?]
//You arrange your dino nuggets and fries on your baking sheet, recreating when the meteor had hit all of the dinosaurs. You even feel some of the heat from your fake meteor. From the oven you suddenly hear a fainted (link-reveal: "ding sound!")[
It seems that the oven has finally reached 1000° F! You open the oven and...
[[BOOM->1000 open oven]]]//''Let's see how this tastes!''
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The judge drinks the dalgona coffee, reacting the same way that anyone would react to any old coffee. After all, the drink is merely a fancy ice coffee, it's really nothing that special. They put down the drink, disappointed but not surprised
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''Wow, all that work for that?'' the judge says as they point to the almost full cup. ''I guess we have to give them something? Well let's show our contestant their prize!''
[[Camera pans to giant curtain->boring coffee prize]]]//A giant curtain opens up to reveal the prize for your top quality dish. As the drapes set aside you (link-reveal: "see...")[
no prize :(
Unable to give you an actual prize, the judge can only compensate with a pity prize. They open the Tik Tok app on their phone and follow you. Yay, you finally have 1 follower!]//
//The plant starts growing in fame, being the very first self made plant bajillionare and artist
Sounds very familiar...
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After reaching the top of the billboard, the plant pities your little success. In the mail you receive tickets for Potted Jenner's EDM Festival
Tickets?]
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Although you didn't win, you can now brag to others that you got to attend the very first plant EDM concert]//
//You decide to learn the renegade dance, one of the most popular Tik Tok dances on the platform!//
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Or so you thought
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Never before has anyone seen someone dance so much like a clown. You find yourself to be ridiculed on the internet for doing such an old dance. (link-reveal: "Good job!")[
B O O M E R]]//You decide to go with the classic dog video!//
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You decide to steal someone's dog from set and use it in your video
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While in the midst of recording the video the owner of the dog comes to reclaim their little, precious, smoochems
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The owner leaves you with a pig hand imprint on your cheek, while the dog leaves you with a bad case of fleas. Get your own dog next time.]//Looking at the various recipes online, you find one that may seem doable considering the amount of time you have.//
[[Gather boba ingredients]]