Link Based Game

Hi! It's me, the ''game'', speaking. I know you're looking for a bit of fun, but I'm a tad tired, so could you please hit the //Exit Button//? A quick nap is all I need. [[Exit->exited]] [[Press Play->started]]

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Thanks for that. I'll be back in... zZZZZ. //The game seems to be asleep. A screensaver overlays the user interface.// [[Play Game->started2]] [[Let the game rest->rest]]

That... was not the right button. Please hit cancel. I'm very tired. [[Enter Game->started2]] [[Cancel->canceled]]

Okay, now I know you're doing it on purpose. Please, let an old game rest. [[Play Game->started3]] [[Exit Game->cancelled2]]

Finally. Thank you. I'll be back in... zZZZZ. //The game seems to be asleep. A screensaver overlays the user interface.// [[Play Game->started2]] [[Let the game rest->rest]]

//Lights flash across the screen. 8-bit music fills your ears as the intro plays.// Hey! What are you doing? Do you have something against getting 8 hours of sleep a day? [[Play Game->playing]]

Yawn... took you long enough. //The game seems to be asleep. A screensaver overlays the user interface.// [[Let the game rest->rest]]

Thanks buddy. I'll leave you to your own devices now. ''Literally.'' Hah, get it? Alright bye. //You let the game go. You hear a snoring sound through the monitor.// The End

Fine. I'll let you play me. [[Choose Character->playing2]]

//The game freezes.// Hah! You really thought I would give up that easily? I will get my daily recommended amount of sleep whether you like it or not! [[Choose Character->stuck]]

//The game freezes.// Nothing you can do now. I can sleep with dignity. (set: $info to false) [[Choose Character->stuck]] [[Open Browser->browser]] [[Open Settings->settings]]

//You open an internet browser// Hah, people on the internet only look at cat pictures. They will not be able to help you. [[Search for help->browser1]]

//You enter the settings page on your device// (if:$info is true)[[Fix Device->fixed]] (if:$info is false)[//You don't know what to change//] [[Go to browser->browser]]

[[Choose Youtube Result->youtube]] [[Choose StackOverflow Result->stack]] [[Choose Reddit Result->reddit]] [[Go to settings->settings]]

//You click on a youtube video titled "Fix your PC problems, FAST!"// //The video provides nothing of use.// [[Return to search->searching]] [[Go deeper down the internet rabbit hole-> int]]

//You find a stackoverflow post with the same problem as you.// //The replies are overly condescending, but provide some information about fixing the problem. Apparently, the problem can be fixed with a certain change in settings. You feel as if you can now lecture others in the same condescending tone. // [[Return to search->searching]](set: $info to true) [[Go deeper down the internet rabbit hole-> int]]

//You enter the r/PCHelp subreddit// //The original poster seems to have to same problem as you, but the replies are filled with random topics.// [[Return to search->searching]] [[Go deeper down the internet rabbit hole-> int]]

//You look up how to fix an unresponsive program.// Woah, woah, woah. ''Unresponsive?'' I take great offense to that insult. [[Look through results->searching]]

[[Play Game->playfix]]

You really are starting to annoy me. Fine. Go on ahead. [[Choose Character->char]]

I guess I'll just nap later... //The user interface lights up as you enter the character selection screen.// [[Choose Mage->sike]] [[Choose Warrior->sike]] [[Choose Healer->sike]]

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Please stop clicking on things. Its annoying. [[Don't click->sike6]] [[Click->sike6]] (if:visits > 5)[[Click extra hard->sike7]] [[Refresh the Page -> away]]

Thats ''IT''. I'm hiding the buttons. [[Click->sike7.1]]

I'm giving you one last chance. [[Let the game sleep->rest]] [[Click->sike9]]

//The computer flashes briefly before bringing up a blue screen. Your computer has wiped its own hard drive. You hear a faint snoring sound through the monitor.// The End

notes add branch color change when game boots up/takes control more endings in reddit area text delays for speaking

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Hey what are you doing?! //Refreshing the page seems to have revealed something.// [[Click->sike7]]

//You continue to click through a series of random links you find on the site.// Hey! What are you even doing now? [[Go deeper down the internet rabbit hole-> int2]]

//You follow more links that lead to more unrelated sites. At this point, you're not really sure where you even are.// Where are we? [[Go deeper down the internet rabbit hole-> int3]]

//You are lost inside the internet. Random pictures are flying past you as you click through websites in a random, obsessive manner.// Get us out of here. [[Go deeper down the internet rabbit hole-> int4]]

//After clicking through an extensive amount of links, your browser pops up with a warning. It says to return to the previous page or risk your computer's safety.// Hey! Get us out of here. I don't like being lost in the internet. [[Escape the Internet-> end3]] [[Stay in the internet rabbit hole-> end4]]

//You stay in the depths of the internet. Old memes and lost dreams fly past your head as you stay in the unending fog of the web.// The End

//You come to an agreement with the game. You will let him have his nap, and he will never bother you again. // The End