Prescriptive modern English does not have distinct singular and plural second-person pronouns, using ‘you’ for both. In practice, however, English users have a variety of means to mark the second-person plural, including constructions such as ‘you guys’, ‘you two’, and ‘you all’, and lexical items such as ‘y’all’, ‘youse’, and ‘yinz’. These forms are typically treated as vernacular, and many are associated with specific varieties of English. ‘You guys’ and ‘y’all’, in particular, have become the subject of extensive metalinguistic commentary. Broadly, ‘you guys’ is problematized for its contested gendered quality, and ‘y’all’ is problematized for its association with stigmatized varieties Southern American English (SAE) and African American English (AAE) (Green, 2002; Maynor, 2000). The two forms have more recently been discussed together, as it has become popular for non-Southern, non-Black English users to use ‘y’all’ to avoid ‘you guys’ ’s perceived gendered quality (McCurdy, 2023). I examine this debate through a qualitative corpus analysis of 113 items—including newspaper articles, videos, blogs, and academic works—which discuss how ‘you guys’ and ‘y’all’ are (or should be) used. I focus on metalinguistic stances (Du Bois, 2007; Silverstein, 1993) commentators take to identify ‘you guys’ and ‘y’all’ ’s indexical potentials. I find that both pronouns are attached to meanings that are contested and/or contradictory, and argue that this indexical messiness is a result of linguistic commentators invoking competing sociopolitical stances around race, place, and/or gender. The apparent messy indexical potentials of ‘you guys’ and ‘y’all’ thus arise from competing ideological goals held by metalinguistic commentators, where these goals are informed by commentators’ own various relationships to sociopolitical power. Popular indexical models such as indexical order (Silverstein, 2003) and the indexical field (Eckert, 2008) do not make claims about contested indexicality or indexical contradiction, thus, I introduce the indexical tangle: a contradiction in the indexical potentials of a sign. In doing so, I contribute to a growing body of literature on indexical contradiction (Barrett & Hall, 2024; Calder & King, 2020; Gafter, 2021; Mendoza, 2025), and consider the role of indexical contradiction in sociopolitical valuations of language.