We present an 81-year-old man who presented for evaluation of an indurated plaque with an exophytic, pearly, skin-red-brown colored nodule with central ulceration on his chest that evolved over the course of several months and was initially suspected to be basal cell carcinoma. Biopsy demonstrated histological features of dermal spindle cell proliferation in a storiform fashion with CD34 positivity confirming a diagnosis of dermatofibrosarcoma protuberans (DFSP). Dermatofibrosarcoma protuberans are rare, slowly progressive soft tissue sarcomas. The rate of DFSP is greatest among African Americans (8.3/1,000,000), occurring nearly twice as frequently when compared to Caucasians. Aside from race/ethnicity, age, and skin trauma, no specific risk factors are associated with DFSP. Complete excision is curative. Given its pearly skin colored appearance, papular/nodular/atrophic morphology variants, and tendency to form indurated plaques, DFSP may be mistaken for nodular and morpheaform basal cell carcinoma subtypes, as well as a variety of other conditions. This case highlights the importance of maintaining DFSP on the differential diagnosis of slowly progressive nodules and indurated plaques, especially in African Americans.