We present a case of a healthy 62-year-old woman who developed recurrent seizures preceded by subacute cognitive slowing, ataxia, night sweats, and weight loss. She was found to have cytopenias, multifocal T2/FLAIR hyperintensities on magnetic resonance imaging (MRI), and magnetic susceptibility artifact lesions on susceptibility weighted imaging (SWI). Her symptoms, imaging and laboratory abnormalities all improved with high-doses of steroids and intravenous immunoglobulin (IVIG). But recurred several weeks after completing treatment. Despite extensive work-up, she required multiple hospitalizations and repeat diagnostic studies to arrive at a diagnosis. With an expert discussant in hematology and oncology, we review the differential diagnosis and stepwise approach of unexplained neuro-inflammatory syndromes with cytopenias and systemic symptoms. Our case highlights how time, empiric treatment response, and repeated diagnostic studies refine differential diagnoses and subsequent evaluation. After revealing the diagnosis, we discuss the heterogenous clinical manifestations of this disease process.