Reactions of the simplest Criegee intermediate (CH₂OO) with a series of alcohols have been studied in a flash photolysis flow reactor. Laser photolysis of diiodomethane at 355 nm in the presence of molecular oxygen was used to produce CH₂OO, and the absolute number densities were determined as a function of delay time from analysis of broadband transient absorption spectra obtained using a pulsed LED. The kinetics for the reactions of CH₂OO with methanol, ethanol, and 2-propanol were measured under pseudo-first-order conditions at 295 K, yielding rate constants of (1.4 ± 0.4) × 10^-13 cm³ s^-1, (2.3 ± 0.6) × 10^-13 cm³ s^-1, and (1.9 ± 0.5) × 10^-13 cm³ s^-1, respectively. Complementary ab initio calculations were performed at the CCSD(T)/aug-cc-pVTZ//CCSD/cc-pVDZ level of theory to characterize stationary points on the reaction enthalpy and free energy surfaces and to elucidate the thermochemistry and mechanisms. The reactions proceed over free energy barriers of ∼8 kcal mol^-1 to form geminal alkoxymethyl hydroperoxides: methoxymethyl hydroperoxide (MMHP), ethoxymethyl hydroperoxide (EMHP), and isopropoxymethyl hydroperoxide (PMHP). The experimental and theoretical results are compared to reactions of CH₂OO with other hydroxylic compounds, such as water and carboxylic acids, and trends in reactivity are discussed.